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Title: wanna here a joke
Post by: cybershawrk on January 18, 2014, 02:33:09 AM
im new and want to make a little coin so for the very low low price of 0.00001 btc i will tell you a awesome joke i know some pretty good ones


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: dailycoins on January 18, 2014, 03:21:24 AM
Save your jokes for better times and go to bitcoin faucets if you are only looking for satoshis...


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: lemfuture on January 18, 2014, 03:29:43 AM
free joke?


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: BiTJack on January 18, 2014, 04:09:29 AM
See my signature you'll earn more than that,.and ya no jokes needed.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: hilariousandco on January 18, 2014, 11:32:05 AM
free joke?

It's not free as you have to pay 0.00001BTC to hear it.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: bitkokos on January 18, 2014, 11:45:47 AM
to "here" a joke?
WHERE???  ;D


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: hilariousandco on January 18, 2014, 12:21:14 PM
to "here" a joke?
WHERE???  ;D

Maybe that was the joke?  :D


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: boerse29 on January 18, 2014, 01:08:45 PM
I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Acruzez on January 18, 2014, 01:15:53 PM
I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"

Isn't that a play on words.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Flashman on January 18, 2014, 01:33:01 PM
Q: Why did the redneck try to get his coonhound to chew on his spare change?
A: Because he heard as how bitcoins were worth a bunch.

Q: Why did the "newfie" screw a quarter into his bedside lamp?
A: Because the b'ys told him he ought to make litecoins.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who heard of the new breakthroughs in electronic virtual currencies?
A: She faxed her aunt a $100 bill for her birthday.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Flashman on January 18, 2014, 01:44:39 PM
Taffy heard there was a fortune to be made in mining cryptocurrencies, so he wrote to the Welsh Coal Board for directions.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Acruzez on January 18, 2014, 01:50:13 PM
I tried mining once but I took an arrow to the... I mean it didn't work out too well.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Flashman on January 18, 2014, 02:07:56 PM
Q:What's the difference between a late shipping ASIC manufacturer and a pedo?
A:Not much, they're both screwing miners. (minors)

Q: Did you hear about Bad Luck Brian GPU mining?
A: He snapped 3 HD7970s in half before his geek buddy explained it better.

Q: Why did the goth ragequit cryptocurrency after a couple of weeks?
A: It took him that long to discover there were no actual crypts involved.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Cryptopher on January 18, 2014, 02:15:20 PM
free joke?

It's not free as you have to pay 0.00001BTC to hear it.

Think that he was requesting a free joke, suggesting that the original author has a multi-tiered joke system lol.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Flashman on January 18, 2014, 02:19:16 PM
Q: What happened when I told my mother I could make her a paper wallet?
A: She started boasting to her friends that I was a black belt at origami.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Flashman on January 18, 2014, 02:55:06 PM
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Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: hilariousandco on January 18, 2014, 03:05:22 PM
I was about to jump off a roof when my physics professor shouted through the megaphone below, "Stop, you have so much potential!"

Isn't that a play on words.

I think you will find this is how a lot of jokes actually work haha.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: sakkosekk on January 18, 2014, 03:10:32 PM
a baby seal walks into a club


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: tomatocoin on January 18, 2014, 03:15:54 PM
You got a brain for business.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Kiki112 on January 18, 2014, 03:42:45 PM
here's a free one :D

you know what is the fastest charge?
Volt

get it? :D
because it sounds like Bolt :D  ;D :D :D


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Welsh on January 18, 2014, 04:19:04 PM
here's a free one :D

you know what is the fastest charge?
Volt

get it? :D
because it sounds like Bolt :D  ;D :D :D

No I don't like that one. Please another.


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Kiki112 on January 18, 2014, 04:21:13 PM
here's a free one :D

you know what is the fastest charge?
Volt

get it? :D
because it sounds like Bolt :D  ;D :D :D

No I don't like that one. Please another.

okay,okay :(

you know what a black guy is in a court room?

guilty :D


I'm sorry if this came out as offensive, I'm not trying to offend anyone


Title: Re: wanna here a joke
Post by: Flashman on January 18, 2014, 04:33:01 PM
Q: What's the difference between a dogecoin fan and a reluctant prostitute?
A: One has a coin that's great hashing and the other has a groin she hates cashing.