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Title: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: tk808 on January 18, 2014, 07:38:50 PM
Welcome to the Third edition of Shit and Scam coins

I'd like to thank lasciv for helping me compile the list for today's reviews



1) Bitnote - Premine Unknown - This coin was a remarkable failure. Problems with the Windows-qt client caused people see a new light on this shitcoin. With no support or imagination, Bitnotes will drift into the graveyards where its brothers and sister lie in their graves... peacefully.
 

2) OilCoin - and i quote " HAVING ISSUES WITH THE CODE TRY TO GET IT SOLVED! PROJECT OILCOIN IS ON HOLD DUE TO LACK OF CODING BY NOW.
WILL GIVE UPDATE WHEN EVERYTHING IS SET TO GIVE A PERFECT START."
Sheer madness. These "devs" can't even generate and maintain their coins anymore. Oilcoin had a few nice designs, but the coin fall shorts by "mining for oil." This coin will find it's place right next to Bitnotes, in the graveyard of failed shitcoins.


3) MarioBrosCoin - First Coinye and now Mario. The lack of imagination or talent has pushed developers to infringe on brands of the real world. MBC was doomed from the start. I hope a man comes knocking on these devs doors with court summons.


4) Cryptonium - At this point, i almost have no words to say. I'm reluctant to even waste my time writing about this disaster of a name. The developer of this coin actually bought COYE coin. Essentially he inherited his bankruptcy. With its logo made in MS paint and a single mining rig, i'm suprised this coin is even being considered as a monetary system. Just goes to show, people will fall for anything.


4.5) On a side note somebody actually made Alien coin... Read number 4  https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=416541.0


5) LeproCoin - Pre-mine .5%  What a lame fucking name and logo design. Absolute trash, obviously this coin was made from a generator. I beg you guys and girls not to support this shitcoin. The the only future for this coin, and that's its inevitable death.


6) QubitCoin - IT HAS NO PREMINE, time to take it serious! Go all out, this is the next bitcoin guys. Holy fuck, i'm ready to send my 1000thz to this shitcoin and become a millionare QUBIT IS THE FUTURE.
Fuck off, rot in hell you lame ass dev. No imagination, No new tech advancements, and hardly any PR or Marketing strategy this will be a quick and painful death. I advise not to waste 1 watt of electricity on this piece of shit.


7) Fuckcoin - Premine 5% (greedy whore) - This may be the best shitcoin launched today. Congratulations. I laughed.


8 ) XCoin - Premine - As much as the dev feels like. ooooo Xcoin. Where do i begin? Just... save yourself sometime and don't support this. This coin is absolutely going nowhere.


9) Ducats - Premine "No" - Someone go check the block explorer oh wait they don't have ONE! I'm starting to find a pattern on these forums:



The Great Cycle of a shitcoin:

(1) Coingen.io ---->
(2) Pay and Generate ------>
(3) Copy and paste another shit coins article ----->
(4) Post Shitcoin and gets accepted ----- >

OR                                           ----- > Dies from being too shity even for shitcoin hoarders, Back to step 1

(5) Reward bounties for supporting shitcoin ----- >
(6) Shitcoin Giveaways ----- >
(7) Try to get on a trade site ------>

OR                                           ----- >  Never gets accepted, because it's the lowest form of shit, back to step 1.

(8 ) Gets accepts and slowly dies because no more money is to be made off of shitcoin.

OR                                           ----- >       All support is lost for shitcoin, back to step 1

(9) In very very rare cases such as Doge    ----- > Gains massive appeal and fame for being a new breed of shitcoins, Dies in 6 months. back to step 1




SCAMS

Next time, i had enough shit for today.




Edition 1
- https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=416541.0
Edition 2 - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=419073.0
 

Thanks for reading.



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Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: FreePls on January 18, 2014, 07:40:55 PM
fuckcoin don't have 5% premine, its below 1%.. guess below 0,01 %..



Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: neuroMode on January 18, 2014, 07:41:40 PM
I think you should only take donations in the coins you list in these threads of yours.


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: tk808 on January 18, 2014, 07:42:45 PM
I think you should only take donations in the coins you list in these threads.

All these coins come from these threads. This is the epicenter for shitcoins


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: brother3 on January 18, 2014, 07:43:50 PM
Thanks so much!!!  I laughed so hard!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: Amph on January 18, 2014, 07:45:55 PM
you forgot tesla


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: neuroMode on January 18, 2014, 07:46:22 PM
I think you should only take donations in the coins you list in these threads.

All these coins come from these threads. This is the epicenter for shitcoins

And I think it'd be hilarious if you accepted donations in only the coins you list as shit and scams. It would be a nice touch for a thread who's contents are equally as shitty and dumb.


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: tk808 on January 18, 2014, 07:47:34 PM
you forgot tesla

Will be in edition 4, along with coino


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: juju on January 18, 2014, 07:47:52 PM
Coino seems to have no premine and it was just launched


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: pikuchato on January 18, 2014, 07:54:07 PM
All the stupid pre mined bars the gonna be out today
goldbar silverbar shitbar justgivemeyoumoneybar and etc


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: tk808 on January 18, 2014, 07:55:31 PM
All the stupid pre mined bars the gonna be out today
goldbar silverbar shitbar justgivemeyoumoneybar and etc

Edition 2: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=419073.0

Quote
9) Platium/Gold/Silver Bars - All created by 1 man. Now, i do see digital currencies backed by raw commodities. But the absolute greed of this 1 man making 3 coins is absurd. Hoping that 1 of the three will take off, i suspect a painful, slow death for all 3. But none the less, keep your eye on them. With the madness on these forums, these could be worth something, someday.


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: cryptohunter on January 18, 2014, 07:56:38 PM
WTF HAPPENED TO FAIR QUARK - seems you forgot to mention it AGAIN... even though it was brought to your attention 2x yesterday by different people.

that filthy piece of shit has almost died on it's own merit now anyway..... so devs can't unload their 4% of shit anywhere.



Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: tk808 on January 18, 2014, 07:57:40 PM
WTF HAPPENED TO FAIR QUARK - seems you forgot to mention it AGAIN.

that filthy piece of shit has almost died on it's own merit now anyway..... so devs can't unload their 4% of shit anywhere.



Totally forgot, will be in Edition 4


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: cryptohunter on January 18, 2014, 07:58:11 PM
WTF HAPPENED TO FAIR QUARK - seems you forgot to mention it AGAIN.

that filthy piece of shit has almost died on it's own merit now anyway..... so devs can't unload their 4% of shit anywhere.



Totally forgot, will be in Edition 4

good stuff,


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: suchnoob on January 18, 2014, 07:59:29 PM
WTF HAPPENED TO FAIR QUARK - seems you forgot to mention it AGAIN.

that filthy piece of shit has almost died on it's own merit now anyway..... so devs can't unload their 4% of shit anywhere.



Totally forgot, will be in Edition 4

good stuff,
 

You should get edition 4 out now so you don't forget.


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: tk808 on January 18, 2014, 08:26:47 PM
WTF HAPPENED TO FAIR QUARK - seems you forgot to mention it AGAIN.

that filthy piece of shit has almost died on it's own merit now anyway..... so devs can't unload their 4% of shit anywhere.



Totally forgot, will be in Edition 4

good stuff,
 

You should get edition 4 out now so you don't forget.

tomorrow, takes a lot of time to write these


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: opop on January 18, 2014, 09:07:03 PM
Quote
5) LeproCoin - Pre-mine .5%  What a lame fucking name and logo design. Absolute trash, obviously this coin was made from a generator. I beg you guys and girls not to support this shitcoin. The the only future for this coin, and that's its inevitable death.

That's not true.
pre-mine 0,5% was shared between 1300 guys and girls.

Why you don't like design? it's great, I think!


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: grantenierman on September 05, 2014, 05:30:16 AM
someone should show nintendo that coin lol


Title: Re: Today's list of Shit and Scam Coins --- January 18th -- Ed. 3 --
Post by: Henrietta.UK on September 05, 2014, 05:43:59 AM
Here is what i list.
syscoin
greenback
Hope you can update on the OP