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Title: GROUP BUY ThoraHasher Shares 1000 Available
Post by: miaviator on January 21, 2014, 06:44:18 PM
10BTC per share @ 1 PetaHash + .05% of grid power rebate!

This will be hosted at our MilkyWay Facility all hosting costs will be covered by using 1/2 of the grid power rebate.

ThoraHasher details from the press release:

Quote
From The Makers of UnicornHasherTM

ThoraHasherTM
The first personal nuclear powered bitcoin miner!

All of the below are estimates provided by our R&D teams:
Speed
Hashing speed of 1 ExaHash

Power
Efficiency -.0314 W/Ghash
Power source: ZPM designed using our proprietary Casmier/Crystal technology
WARNING: ZPM may cause Hutchinson side effects on future or past generations.

Cooling
2 Phase liquid cooling system using a closed loop of 2 liters of power induced liquid mercury with a Deuterium "Heavy Water" outer cooling shell.
WARNING: Heavy Water exposed to ZPM radiation as well as electrified mercury may release wild neutron/alpha particle radiation causing Horses and Zebras as well as common housepets to grow A single white horn.

Expansion
Our expanding form factor allows for nautral modular additions up to an as yet undetermined maximum.
WARNING: Use of multiple ZPM's in a single universe may cause universal contraction which may limit modular expansion capability or cause a big boom.

Promotions
Order before February first to receive a free military grade aluminum hat! *Sizes Limited

Shipping
Delivery guaranteed before the apacolypse.  Don't get BFL'd http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bfl (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bfl)

ROI
As with all UnicornHasherTM products the ThoraHasher guarantees the highest pre-order ROI in the industry.
*Based on first day pre-order of new gen ASICs and BTC produced within 30 days of payment

Price
20 strips or 1 Bar of Gold Pressed Latinum



Title: Re: GROUP BUY ThoraHasher Shares 1000 Available
Post by: CanaryInTheMine on January 21, 2014, 06:51:45 PM
I'll provide escrow to this outstanding endeavor that will make you all rich!! /sarc


Title: Re: GROUP BUY ThoraHasher Shares 1000 Available
Post by: miaviator on January 21, 2014, 06:59:09 PM
I'll provide escrow to this outstanding endeavor that will make you all rich!! /sarc

Will you escrow the latinum if customers wish to pay with it or just BTC?


Title: Re: GROUP BUY ThoraHasher Shares 1000 Available
Post by: CanaryInTheMine on January 21, 2014, 06:59:57 PM
I'll provide escrow to this outstanding endeavor that will make you all rich!! /sarc

Will you escrow the latinum if customers wish to pay with it or just BTC?
that or platinum will work too!


Title: Re: GROUP BUY ThoraHasher Shares 1000 Available
Post by: Thyatis on January 21, 2014, 07:02:01 PM
I am willing to escrow for free for this fantastic product!


Title: Re: GROUP BUY ThoraHasher Shares 1000 Available
Post by: miaviator on January 21, 2014, 07:10:36 PM
Does anyone know the current Gold Pressed Latinum to Bitcoin Exchange rate?

I believe it is much higher than the last sale thread: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=219424.0


Title: Re: GROUP BUY ThoraHasher Shares 1000 Available
Post by: railzand on January 21, 2014, 07:21:04 PM
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