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Title: The Honorable Kim Jong Un: Pledges of allegiance. Post by: Tirapon on January 22, 2014, 12:02:34 AM In recent news which has developed over the last few days (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=412280.220), it is revealed that Bitcoin has been co-opted by an alliance between Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un.
Members of the forum have the opportunity to make a payment to Kim Jong, in order to pledge their allegiance and be granted diplomatic immunity during the North Korean takeover of mainland China. Acting in the capacity of ambassador to the bitcointalk forums, I am taking payments on behalf of Kim Jong Un (I must stress that this is through coercion and not choice. I am deeply regretful of this outcome.) You must send payment from an address with which you can sign messages. After sending payment, you must sign the following message using the sending address: 'I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un.' Payments due for armistice are as follows: Single person: 0.5 BTC Couple: 0.8 BTC Family (Maximum one child): 1.0 BTC 1KimJongLDTFUT6hUru9jDGkQswcg7dWpB Send me PM before making any payment! This ensures I can relay details to be confirmed by Un and Putin. What have we done? :'( Title: Re: The Honorable Kim Jong Un: Pledges of allegiance. Post by: 5od0miz3r on January 22, 2014, 03:31:45 AM I cahs out my doge on his way to moon :( Is not enough for Kim Jong so much generous DOGE community help me like they help the Jamacains.
https://blockchain.info/tx/e42f7fe9fff8d2d21ac80528670425fd1db2ab81d899313e7bc7bf8c5eb07463 I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un. IPNsPNlFb3OS6dMMXRQJdPpG7ORNFPOZyOXjhhyuiELisFO8rAlkuDl0/cOtJcPBtJEUj3kNiMz+gXICeOA4AQU= VERY NWO SO KIM JONG I HEART PUTIN Title: Re: The Honorable Kim Jong Un: Pledges of allegiance. Post by: Tirapon on January 22, 2014, 03:41:59 AM https://blockchain.info/tx/e42f7fe9fff8d2d21ac80528670425fd1db2ab81d899313e7bc7bf8c5eb07463 I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un. IPNsPNlFb3OS6dMMXRQJdPpG7ORNFPOZyOXjhhyuiELisFO8rAlkuDl0/cOtJcPBtJEUj3kNiMz+gXICeOA4AQU= Confirmed. 5od0miz3r, fear no harm during coalition takeover period. Title: Re: The Honorable Kim Jong Un: Pledges of allegiance. Post by: Tirapon on January 22, 2014, 04:15:25 AM If you've done as much research into bitcoin and its underlying elliptic curve cryptography as I have, you'd know that it's only possible to brute force vanity addresses with a D-Wave Quantum Computer. And since these aren't available in North Korea, 1KimJongLDTFUT6hUru9jDGkQswcg7dWpB can only belong to the true Kim Jong. It is thus my duty to present further confirmation of the NWO alliance between Kim Jong and Putin: https://blockchain.info/address/1KimJongLDTFUT6hUru9jDGkQswcg7dWpB (https://blockchain.info/address/1KimJongLDTFUT6hUru9jDGkQswcg7dWpB) Since I don't want to take my chances going it alone: I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un. IFYJqCXwlPvye9bdRc51QmoSldV9RyevDTa8dZKoqcoDB/8vb0pH+o6NOclhlDbnB1vNqonRraIqtmtEcXv+fwI= https://blockchain.info/tx/193186b99c3370e0f3fe72dbf28b8201d2c67db5f56ac8a0d2d5e317c797c556 (https://blockchain.info/tx/193186b99c3370e0f3fe72dbf28b8201d2c67db5f56ac8a0d2d5e317c797c556) Confirmed from other thread. Title: Re: The Honorable Kim Jong Un: Pledges of allegiance. Post by: Haidang1796 on January 22, 2014, 08:27:02 AM wtf? The HONORABLE Kim Jong Un???
Title: Re: The Honorable Kim Jong Un: Pledges of allegiance. Post by: Bobsurplus on January 22, 2014, 05:17:56 PM I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un.
HExrTVp7c01HTj0l6FZbPv4WzelNpTwht+CqwHzRSG5sxxnljcuyPRmdkhtEah2NbaY9Dzqq34J8kH3fClF0m7g= https://blockchain.info/tx/015284ab04aac38a3216672400429f4d575d88422528dfcb3faee20a9b99e8d0 CONFIRMED!!! Title: Re: The Honorable Kim Jong Un: Pledges of allegiance. Post by: Tirapon on January 22, 2014, 05:24:37 PM I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un. HExrTVp7c01HTj0l6FZbPv4WzelNpTwht+CqwHzRSG5sxxnljcuyPRmdkhtEah2NbaY9Dzqq34J8kH3fClF0m7g= https://blockchain.info/tx/015284ab04aac38a3216672400429f4d575d88422528dfcb3faee20a9b99e8d0 CONFIRMED!!! Confirmed. Bobsurplus will be granted political asylum. Title: Re: The Honorable Kim Jong Un: Pledges of allegiance. Post by: Bobsurplus on January 22, 2014, 05:26:47 PM I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un. HExrTVp7c01HTj0l6FZbPv4WzelNpTwht+CqwHzRSG5sxxnljcuyPRmdkhtEah2NbaY9Dzqq34J8kH3fClF0m7g= https://blockchain.info/tx/015284ab04aac38a3216672400429f4d575d88422528dfcb3faee20a9b99e8d0 CONFIRMED!!! Confirmed. Bobsurplus will be granted political asylum. Thank you wise one! Title: Re: The Honorable Kim Jong Un: Pledges of allegiance. Post by: Tirapon on January 22, 2014, 05:45:40 PM Hello I am simple Chinese rice farmer from Shenyang province of China. I am recently involved in fake China pump of BTC run by PBOC. Operation is recently taken over by Kim Jong Un. I want to secure my safety during North Korea take over China at end of this month. Please can confirm Mr Tirapon? https://blockchain.info/tx/1a3af2f154d0a20b009b8f5888b4dfc02687ae5394bf4ee038aee30ac0b906d4 I hereby pledge my allegiance to the great and merciful Kim Jong Un. H+aY3nnhiv6K14zRRyOOknOyhBAoozpbQiz3EnVOVGzU6LVoHtqb5Fo9E9TZ63NPGOlAXHN3GQbE0Oipp6Munuk= (1AahG3LXdnRzWwS6i4ghF62XthsMTNt9bK) Confirmed from other thread. Title: Re: The Honorable Kim Jong Un: Pledges of allegiance. Post by: sakkosekk on January 22, 2014, 07:51:03 PM I laughed hard the first time I saw this - World's First Kim Jong-un Impersonator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlOaxe5C2nE)
Title: Re: The Honorable Kim Jong Un: Pledges of allegiance. Post by: gerbill on January 22, 2014, 08:15:51 PM |
