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Title: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: Ghepetto on January 22, 2014, 05:52:07 AM I laughed so hard I was crying and could not breathe, read the reviews on this product, it is EPIC.
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_helpful?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: gogxmagog on January 22, 2014, 07:20:51 AM vice.com just did an article on this. the reporter ate about 50 and was on the throne all night with the trots. lol. he even posted an audio clip...ewwww.
Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: Lethn on January 22, 2014, 07:25:11 AM Quote The place: BMO Harris Bradley Center The event: Bucks VS Spurs The snack: Satan's Diarrhea Hate Bears made by Haribo This one in particular had me in hysterics :D Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: Haidang1796 on January 22, 2014, 08:07:34 AM Dude it's fckin hilarious as hell ;D ;D
Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: Ghepetto on January 22, 2014, 05:45:01 PM I'm still laughing about it a day later ;D
Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: sakkosekk on January 22, 2014, 10:44:32 PM LOL ;D
Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: OnkelPaul on January 22, 2014, 10:51:36 PM When amazon adds a bitcoin payment option you will be able to buy guns, drugs and sugar-free gummy bears with our favorite currency! What a thought!
Onkel Paul Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: MakeBelieve on January 23, 2014, 12:11:03 AM I'm at that horrible side of the internet again.
Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: The Goat Master on January 23, 2014, 02:30:53 AM When amazon adds a bitcoin payment option you will be able to buy guns, drugs and sugar-free gummy bears with our favorite currency! What a thought! Onkel Paul For now we have to buy gift cards with Bitcoins Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: Ghepetto on January 23, 2014, 04:37:24 AM Bump for epic comedy
Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: The Goat Master on February 05, 2014, 04:42:36 AM I laughed so hard I was crying and could not breathe, read the reviews on this product, it is EPIC. http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_helpful?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending Great gift for each and every one of our congressional representatives. We must show our gratitude! Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: blacksails on February 05, 2014, 10:42:15 AM Lol, what the fuck does these contain? :D
Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: Bitbuy on February 05, 2014, 11:25:23 AM yes, serious anti-depression thread ;D
Found a real gem by a guy named Darius Hamilton III.... Small extract: Quote Stupidly attractive mail lady enters, sees me standing there with no pants, a wife beater, Sperry’s, and a 5 pound bag of Haribo. She drops everything and says “let’s make sugar love” we go at it right there in the mail room. Stank and gummy bears are flying everywhere, peoples packages and letters are getting thrashed, she says it turns her on. The elderly Hispanic janitor walks in. We don’t care, go even harder. He whips out a sax and covers George Michael, it weirds me out but I roll with it. Seriously read the whole thing, just amazing ;D http://www.amazon.com/review/R2RFGSJ2J1WEFG/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000EVQWKC&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag= (http://www.amazon.com/review/R2RFGSJ2J1WEFG/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000EVQWKC&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag=) Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: yatsey87 on February 05, 2014, 02:49:13 PM Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible.
Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: hilariousandco on February 05, 2014, 03:13:16 PM Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible. Yeah, a quick google search suggests that they've replaced it with Lycasin, which does indeed give you the shits. I hate all those artificial sweeteners too. http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/whats-in-those-haribo-gummy-bears/283162/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: atc1 on February 05, 2014, 03:16:10 PM Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible. Yeah, a quick google search suggests that they've replaced it with Lycasin, which does indeed give you the shits. I hate all those artificial sweeteners too. http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/whats-in-those-haribo-gummy-bears/283162/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin So cheap laxatives with the added bonus of a sugar rush? Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: hilariousandco on February 05, 2014, 03:20:52 PM Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible. Yeah, a quick google search suggests that they've replaced it with Lycasin, which does indeed give you the shits. I hate all those artificial sweeteners too. http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/whats-in-those-haribo-gummy-bears/283162/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin So cheap laxatives with the added bonus of a sugar rush? Not quite as they replaced the sugar with the Lycasin. Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: apsvinet on February 08, 2014, 08:08:44 PM This might be the best thing I've read. Perhaps a good idea to get some incase your unwanted guests don't want to leave..
Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: OnkelPaul on February 09, 2014, 01:10:15 PM This might be the best thing I've read. Perhaps a good idea to get some incase your unwanted guests don't want to leave.. Are you sure they'll want to leave once the treats become effective? After all, unlike their car your house has a bathroom or two... Onkel Paul Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: apsvinet on February 09, 2014, 01:43:49 PM This might be the best thing I've read. Perhaps a good idea to get some incase your unwanted guests don't want to leave.. Are you sure they'll want to leave once the treats become effective? After all, unlike their car your house has a bathroom or two... Onkel Paul Title: Re: Deadly Gummy Bears Beware Post by: EvilPanda on February 09, 2014, 03:19:40 PM Haha I just read the review. It's so detailed, I could almost smell it ;D Damn, she should write a novel or something!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iN7SlPX6cA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iN7SlPX6cA) You're right these things are deadly! |