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With so many Bitcoin stealing complaints around, I think, we need a BitCoin COP. Just like when someone steals our money, we can complain the Govt paid cop. Our very own Bitcoin Foundation will pay this cop. Then I wont have to write against every stealing case "Your Bitcoins are gone. Please play safe next time." Below is the kind of COP I am looking for.

http://funniesandhunnies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/naked-police-women.jpg

The proposal stand invalid if Bitcoin core developer group disagree with this kinda COP !!!

Update: We have got our COP...

http://calvinkim.org/satoshi.jpg

Well ... i'm in the game.

http://imageshack.com/a/img132/534/naf5.jpg

I don't trust anyone who calls Bitcoin "BitCoin".

What would be the exact functions of BTC cops and how would they be able to find stolen BTC? I think it would be god to have some regulatory body over shady and dodgy BTC deals and scammers also maybe a blacklist shame and name site so everyone can visit so they can be aware of dodgy peeps trying to scam them. Could be in idea I guess as scammers are prowling now using BTC as their new peddling machine. We had revshares, hyips posing as forex companies and cyclers and now sites are cropping up pretending to be cloud mining companies then bang they gone with our dough.. :'(

I am deadly against blacklisting any coin, because that goes Satoshi's basic fungibility concept. But we can consider blacklisting addresses, just like we blacklist IP addresses for their notorious character. It does not mean those IP addresses are outside internet, similarly those Bitcoin addresses wont be outside the Bitcoin protocol. Only people will know that they are scammer/thief and deal with their own risk.

Then you are against fungibility.  Anything that taints any coin makes people value it differently, which means the fungibility is screwed.  The response to hacking is better proactive security and good old detective work; it is NOT post-hoc blacklisting of ANY sort.

The blockchain is all the Bitcoin cop we need. It's about time that people start to take responsibility for doing due diligence in their transactions, rather than relying on someone else to do it for them. Transact in small amounts or use escrow.

:)

When u xpect something to be used by non-tech people, u cant xpect they'll do detective work before using it. To reach people en masse u must have features with which they can easily get a signal of alert against any impending danger and that needs to be embedded in the design. Else, they wont lose much, we the bitcoiners will. Because, after 2/3 frauds they'll stamp Bitcoin as scammer's money, where we'll keep whining at its irreversible nature by the Grand design.

Ditto. I see it way too much today. Learn how to spell, seriously.

How about an anonymous decentralized contract for their heads.........well maybe not.  ::)

I see the people who are actually discussing this, have completely missed the point of the thread.

Therefore, I declare them as being off-topic, and should be banned. :)

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I think we need a decentralized, opt-in system of transaction reversibility but that's just me.

Oh ...i dint know the word 'BitCoin' is now a part of Oxford dictionary... I pitty u

Agree.

Oh no, she gonna abreast me!

This wont do. I want complete nude cop.

looking for more suggestion....

... and the cops lambo, thanks silk road ;)

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/girls-police-cars-920-71.jpg

Bra and panties aren't needed  :D

+1

http://tacticaltitties.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nude-girls-with-guns-group-machine-gun.jpg

i win.

yes, yes you do!

totally winner ;D

THAT... is a whole lot of big tittied nakedness right there.

Hey, is this the private army of dead Lybian leader Gaddafi ? I heard he used to be surrounded by 16-32 virgins ;)

I wouldn't complain.

Who would ? ;)

what?

no challengers?

No ...but at the fall of GOX, we need them to deal with Mark :)

Nice idea too much bitcoin stealing these days.

this thread is hot

imagine the stench coming out of all those vaginas.  wooowee!!

You wouldn't believe the blisters I got applying all the baby oil that day  ;D

Bitcoin is its own cop. Places like Bitquick.co, Bitcoin-otc, LocalBitcoins are all we need, along with places like Blockchain.info who provide escrow.

:)

EDIT: All those porn pictures are disgusting. Most (if not all) were paid to pose in fiat, and not bitcoins, right?

Gox, we wait ...
http://imageshack.com/a/img819/2043/egxx.jpg

No need for cop... the new Gox will have an advanced cold storage security system
https://i.imgur.com/AI0gYhx.jpg

GOX the Battle Goat?


;D

Oh! :lightbulb: Wow... .. .

. .. ...it all makes sense now... .. .

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hahahaha you guys made my day, but actually the problem is really serious. as for me I don't wanna be the one with stolen btc

http://i57.tinypic.com/2jbu0qf.jpg

I want her to be my private cop LOL !!!

So they are paid in FIAT ? Very Bad. We need nude models for Bitcoin.

...and we have got the ultimate COP ;)

http://calvinkim.org/satoshi.jpg

Is this the official, "let's act like frat dude douchebags and show the world bitcoin is hostile to women" thread?

You guys are pathetic and disgusting, and you are not helping bitcoin one iota with this blatant female objectification.

The goat was hilarious  ;D

"Tokyo gore police"

http://roberthood.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tokyo-gor-police-cover-art.jpg

Impossible to unsee even after years, google it and find out why I'm only showing the poster.

Ok, sorry, but this one is off-topic and needs to be moved to another thread...

This is for NSFW cops... :P

Not a high bar here... just make the super-suit crotchless and it'll be on-topic :P

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Like in the Green Hornet, she'll need a sidekick driver.

http://www.killerhiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tyler-felicia-the-goat-tie.jpg

But use the following ride:

http://image.highperformancepontiac.com/f/features/hppp_1003_1967_pontiac_gto/27375907/hppp_1003_01_z%2B1967_pontiac_gto%2Bback.jpg

Where is the cop ?

No obviously fake boobs, sorry.

WTF!
Someone taze that cop he is resiting to much.  :o

Well yes we all need a bitcoin cop, but then we need to pay fees from our bitcoins to do so, or have a donation page for, them.  They need to pay for resources and other tools to catch that hacker.

To my mind education is always preferable to enforcement. Have a well advertised webpage for people to go to to get information and suggestions for what not to do and why.

the first one is the kind of COP I am looking for too

Which one you are talking about in this case ?