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Title: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: bitcoinlitcoinbtcltc on January 29, 2014, 11:56:28 PM
I had a revelation yesterday. In my dreams, I lived on a miniature version of planet Earth. But the weird thing about it was, when I looked at the miniature version of Earth from Earth, it looked (geographically) exactly like Earth. It had all the continents, oceans, etc. But when I lived on the miniature version of Earth, it was just the size of a few football fields, and it didn't have all the continents at all. It was floating in space, there were clouds, and there was even a sun, but at the same time I could see our planet Earth, and all the stars, other planets, etc.

But I really freaked out when a giant ball of fire was speeding towards my little version of Earth. I was running on my miniature version of Earth (like a hamster) to make it spin, to avoid the giant ball of fire. I didn't succeed, the giant ball of fire did ''hit'' my miniature version of Earth. But nothing really happened. It sort of like absorbed the Earth. So while I was dreaming, I thought about what just happened. And I believe it was some sort of a magnetic field which would, for example, cause diseases like cancer. It was not like a giant ball of fire (like our sun) that would destroy my miniature version of Earth.

I think this dream means something. I think this dream was/is a sign that something bad will happen in the cryptocurrency world. I think Jesus send me this revelation, I think I am some sort of a cryptocurrency prophet, I need to warn my nation of the dangers of bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.

And I think I have found the connection between my space-like dream and cryptocurrencies: ''To the moon!''

I am sure I will be laughed at (just like the Lord Jesus, oh Jesus, oh my gawd), but I will take all the online insults for the better of my nation. I will suffer for the sins of my people. Please insults me, call me names, tell me I am crazy. I forgive you, you are my people, and I am your prophet. It is my job to take these insults.


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: Dafar on January 30, 2014, 12:19:50 AM
I think you are delusional


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: jamesc760 on January 30, 2014, 12:30:13 AM
OP is officially on my ignore list...


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: kwest on January 30, 2014, 12:32:27 AM
Study science. Cultivate logical thinking. Learn how the brain works (and thus how dreams work). Realize that you lacked proper understanding of the universe and reality, and that it definitely doesn't center around you.

Alternatively: travel back in time 4000 years and roll the dice that you either get accepted as a prophet or stoned to death.


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: ElectricMucus on January 30, 2014, 12:35:32 AM
revans is that you?


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: fonzie on January 30, 2014, 12:36:57 AM
OP is one of the very few entertaining people here.


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: phazon307 on January 30, 2014, 12:39:10 AM
The bible specifically states that dreams don't mean anything and why would "Jesus" worry about financial matters he doesn't all that is important to him is the will of his father and the will of his father is for people to be righteous and serve him. The meek will inherit the earth meek don't seek to get rich off anything except spiritual knowledge.


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: Bitcopia on January 30, 2014, 12:41:36 AM
revans is that you?

Hahaha I doubt it, revans was dumb, not crazy. This guy is much more entertaining.


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: BitcoinAshley on January 30, 2014, 02:02:25 AM
OP is one of the very few entertaining people here.

Indeed. This is one of the few troll threads I don't mind feeding.

I thought Silk Road was closed, where is this guy getting his LSD from?


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: TERA on January 30, 2014, 02:03:08 AM
Dont spend all your bitcoins in one place.


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: MatTheCat on January 30, 2014, 02:55:42 AM
I had a revelation yesterday. In my dreams, I lived on a miniature version of planet Earth. But the weird thing about it was, when I looked at the miniature version of Earth from Earth, it looked (geographically) exactly like Earth. It had all the continents, oceans, etc. But when I lived on the miniature version of Earth, it was just the size of a few football fields, and it didn't have all the continents at all. It was floating in space, there were clouds, and there was even a sun, but at the same time I could see our planet Earth, and all the stars, other planets, etc.

But I really freaked out when a giant ball of fire was speeding towards my little version of Earth. I was running on my miniature version of Earth (like a hamster) to make it spin, to avoid the giant ball of fire. I didn't succeed, the giant ball of fire did ''hit'' my miniature version of Earth. But nothing really happened. It sort of like absorbed the Earth. So while I was dreaming, I thought about what just happened. And I believe it was some sort of a magnetic field which would, for example, cause diseases like cancer. It was not like a giant ball of fire (like our sun) that would destroy my miniature version of Earth.

I think this dream means something. I think this dream was/is a sign that something bad will happen in the cryptocurrency world. I think Jesus send me this revelation, I think I am some sort of a cryptocurrency prophet, I need to warn my nation of the dangers of bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.

And I think I have found the connection between my space-like dream and cryptocurrencies: ''To the moon!''

I am sure I will be laughed at (just like the Lord Jesus, oh Jesus, oh my gawd), but I will take all the online insults for the better of my nation. I will suffer for the sins of my people. Please insults me, call me names, tell me I am crazy. I forgive you, you are my people, and I am your prophet. It is my job to take these insults.

KARHU has chosen you as one of his conduits to the Bitcoin community!

Thankyou for sharing your wise insights.



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Karhu.png

KARHU WILL BE PLEASED!


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: chessnut on January 30, 2014, 03:00:39 AM
I had a revelation yesterday. In my dreams, I lived on a miniature version of planet Earth. But the weird thing about it was, when I looked at the miniature version of Earth from Earth, it looked (geographically) exactly like Earth. It had all the continents, oceans, etc. But when I lived on the miniature version of Earth, it was just the size of a few football fields, and it didn't have all the continents at all. It was floating in space, there were clouds, and there was even a sun, but at the same time I could see our planet Earth, and all the stars, other planets, etc.

But I really freaked out when a giant ball of fire was speeding towards my little version of Earth. I was running on my miniature version of Earth (like a hamster) to make it spin, to avoid the giant ball of fire. I didn't succeed, the giant ball of fire did ''hit'' my miniature version of Earth. But nothing really happened. It sort of like absorbed the Earth. So while I was dreaming, I thought about what just happened. And I believe it was some sort of a magnetic field which would, for example, cause diseases like cancer. It was not like a giant ball of fire (like our sun) that would destroy my miniature version of Earth.

I think this dream means something. I think this dream was/is a sign that something bad will happen in the cryptocurrency world. I think Jesus send me this revelation, I think I am some sort of a cryptocurrency prophet, I need to warn my nation of the dangers of bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.

And I think I have found the connection between my space-like dream and cryptocurrencies: ''To the moon!''

I am sure I will be laughed at (just like the Lord Jesus, oh Jesus, oh my gawd), but I will take all the online insults for the better of my nation. I will suffer for the sins of my people. Please insults me, call me names, tell me I am crazy. I forgive you, you are my people, and I am your prophet. It is my job to take these insults.

This is really bad. we need to do something about this. it's simply too easy to buy class A drugs with bitcoins.


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: seleme on January 30, 2014, 03:05:52 AM
You forgot your pills again..


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: chessnut on January 30, 2014, 03:10:40 AM
yay my first ever ignore =)


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: TERA on January 30, 2014, 06:13:55 AM
Nothing wrong with op, I think he just accidentally posted in the wrong forum. I think it was for Bitcoin Discussion Off-topic The Shroomery.


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: mgburks77 on January 30, 2014, 06:17:33 AM
I had a revelation yesterday. In my dreams, I lived on a miniature version of planet Earth. But the weird thing about it was, when I looked at the miniature version of Earth from Earth, it looked (geographically) exactly like Earth. It had all the continents, oceans, etc. But when I lived on the miniature version of Earth, it was just the size of a few football fields, and it didn't have all the continents at all. It was floating in space, there were clouds, and there was even a sun, but at the same time I could see our planet Earth, and all the stars, other planets, etc.

But I really freaked out when a giant ball of fire was speeding towards my little version of Earth. I was running on my miniature version of Earth (like a hamster) to make it spin, to avoid the giant ball of fire. I didn't succeed, the giant ball of fire did ''hit'' my miniature version of Earth. But nothing really happened. It sort of like absorbed the Earth. So while I was dreaming, I thought about what just happened. And I believe it was some sort of a magnetic field which would, for example, cause diseases like cancer. It was not like a giant ball of fire (like our sun) that would destroy my miniature version of Earth.

I think this dream means something. I think this dream was/is a sign that something bad will happen in the cryptocurrency world. I think Jesus send me this revelation, I think I am some sort of a cryptocurrency prophet, I need to warn my nation of the dangers of bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.

And I think I have found the connection between my space-like dream and cryptocurrencies: ''To the moon!''

I am sure I will be laughed at (just like the Lord Jesus, oh Jesus, oh my gawd), but I will take all the online insults for the better of my nation. I will suffer for the sins of my people. Please insults me, call me names, tell me I am crazy. I forgive you, you are my people, and I am your prophet. It is my job to take these insults.

KARHU has chosen you as one of his conduits to the Bitcoin community!

Thankyou for sharing your wise insights.



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Karhu.png

KARHU WILL BE PLEASED!


Praise KARHU


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 30, 2014, 07:50:16 AM
OP is officially on my ignore list...

OP is officially on my watch list, for somebody's going have to keep an eye out on this guy.  ;D


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: vk3ukf on January 30, 2014, 06:11:09 PM
I had a revelation yesterday. In my dreams, I lived on a miniature version of planet Earth. But the weird thing about it was, when I looked at the miniature version of Earth from Earth, it looked (geographically) exactly like Earth. It had all the continents, oceans, etc. But when I lived on the miniature version of Earth, it was just the size of a few football fields, and it didn't have all the continents at all. It was floating in space, there were clouds, and there was even a sun, but at the same time I could see our planet Earth, and all the stars, other planets, etc.

But I really freaked out when a giant ball of fire was speeding towards my little version of Earth. I was running on my miniature version of Earth (like a hamster) to make it spin, to avoid the giant ball of fire. I didn't succeed, the giant ball of fire did ''hit'' my miniature version of Earth. But nothing really happened. It sort of like absorbed the Earth. So while I was dreaming, I thought about what just happened. And I believe it was some sort of a magnetic field which would, for example, cause diseases like cancer. It was not like a giant ball of fire (like our sun) that would destroy my miniature version of Earth.

I think this dream means something. I think this dream was/is a sign that something bad will happen in the cryptocurrency world. I think Jesus send me this revelation, I think I am some sort of a cryptocurrency prophet, I need to warn my nation of the dangers of bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.

And I think I have found the connection between my space-like dream and cryptocurrencies: ''To the moon!''

I am sure I will be laughed at (just like the Lord Jesus, oh Jesus, oh my gawd), but I will take all the online insults for the better of my nation. I will suffer for the sins of my people. Please insults me, call me names, tell me I am crazy. I forgive you, you are my people, and I am your prophet. It is my job to take these insults.

KARHU has chosen you as one of his conduits to the Bitcoin community!

Thankyou for sharing your wise insights.



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Karhu.png

KARHU WILL BE PLEASED!



Is KARHU related to ZARDOZ by any chance?????


Title: Re: I had a revelation in my dreams yesterday, I will suffer for your sins, I am a c
Post by: georgefw on January 30, 2014, 06:45:57 PM
I had a revelation yesterday. In my dreams, I lived on a miniature version of planet Earth. But the weird thing about it was, when I looked at the miniature version of Earth from Earth, it looked (geographically) exactly like Earth. It had all the continents, oceans, etc. But when I lived on the miniature version of Earth, it was just the size of a few football fields, and it didn't have all the continents at all. It was floating in space, there were clouds, and there was even a sun, but at the same time I could see our planet Earth, and all the stars, other planets, etc.

But I really freaked out when a giant ball of fire was speeding towards my little version of Earth. I was running on my miniature version of Earth (like a hamster) to make it spin, to avoid the giant ball of fire. I didn't succeed, the giant ball of fire did ''hit'' my miniature version of Earth. But nothing really happened. It sort of like absorbed the Earth. So while I was dreaming, I thought about what just happened. And I believe it was some sort of a magnetic field which would, for example, cause diseases like cancer. It was not like a giant ball of fire (like our sun) that would destroy my miniature version of Earth.

I think this dream means something. I think this dream was/is a sign that something bad will happen in the cryptocurrency world. I think Jesus send me this revelation, I think I am some sort of a cryptocurrency prophet, I need to warn my nation of the dangers of bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.

And I think I have found the connection between my space-like dream and cryptocurrencies: ''To the moon!''

I am sure I will be laughed at (just like the Lord Jesus, oh Jesus, oh my gawd), but I will take all the online insults for the better of my nation. I will suffer for the sins of my people. Please insults me, call me names, tell me I am crazy. I forgive you, you are my people, and I am your prophet. It is my job to take these insults.

The meaning is this.

You are too heavily invested in a single cryptocoin which up until now you thought was the only coon (your whole tiny world or football sized earth).

Suddenly you saw the dogecoon and wondered if it threatened your little world. But it got absorbed into the cryptocurrency world and was made part of your new understanding of the cryptocoin world and you realized it wouldnt destroy it.

Then you woke up and your conscious mind associated a bunch of irrelevant junk to your unconscious thought.

The answer is go back to sleep. That is where the truth lies. The more you think, the worse off you are.