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Economy => Lending => Topic started by: krone9 on January 30, 2014, 11:55:45 PM



Title: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: krone9 on January 30, 2014, 11:55:45 PM
I'm desperate. At the end of my rope. Unless I can get this loan I don't know what to do.

The money is needed for this - please someone out there have a heart and help me out:
http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516 (http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516)

as for collateral - I can provide your choice of 50,000 DOGE or a few million infinitecoins


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: Vod on January 31, 2014, 12:01:48 AM
I'm desperate. At the end of my rope. Unless I can get this loan I don't know what to do.

The money is needed for this - please someone out there have a heart and help me out:
http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516 (http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516)

as for collateral - I can provide your choice of 50,000 DOGE or a few million infinitecoins


Obvious joke thread.


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: MakeBelieve on January 31, 2014, 12:04:14 AM
If you don't get this loan you don't know what you will do? maybe start with getting a cheaper car.


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: msc on January 31, 2014, 12:07:50 AM
The money is needed for this - please someone out there have a heart and help me out:
http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516 (http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516)
Visit this site 12 times a day for 39,340 years, and the car will be yours:
http://freebitco.in/?r=270422


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: AvalonMiner on January 31, 2014, 12:10:12 AM
Oh my goodness. I NEED that O.o


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: empoweoqwj on January 31, 2014, 04:06:41 AM
I'm desperate. At the end of my rope. Unless I can get this loan I don't know what to do.

The money is needed for this - please someone out there have a heart and help me out:
http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516 (http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516)

as for collateral - I can provide your choice of 50,000 DOGE or a few million infinitecoins


lol. DOGE as collateral 387BTC. Did you post seriously thinking anyone would take up this offer?


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: BlueMonkey on January 31, 2014, 07:00:34 AM
Provide 250 M doge first


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: krone9 on January 31, 2014, 07:56:15 AM
I'm desperate. At the end of my rope. Unless I can get this loan I don't know what to do.

The money is needed for this - please someone out there have a heart and help me out:
http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516 (http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516)

as for collateral - I can provide your choice of 50,000 DOGE or a few million infinitecoins


lol. DOGE as collateral 387BTC. Did you post seriously thinking anyone would take up this offer?

What do you think? Did you post that question thinking seriously that anyone is crazy enough to lend me 387 BTC to buy a ridiculous car? On the promise of a few of the latest fad altcoins which likely won't exist in 3 months time...

if by some miracle they are please send to 198ejrzFjUiCizotZNqTMMCz9ZzjeEBgC

I promise to send you a pic of me posing with the car. Every day. For a year.



Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: balanghai on January 31, 2014, 07:58:12 AM
The money is needed for this - please someone out there have a heart and help me out:
http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516 (http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516)
Visit this site 12 times a day for 39,340 years, and the car will be yours:
http://freebitco.in/?r=270422


This is doable, he just have to setup a raspberry pi with auto script, and then solar power it somewhere not disturbed and go to stasis for 39,340 years. Then it will be his.  ;D


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: empoweoqwj on January 31, 2014, 08:16:09 AM
I'm desperate. At the end of my rope. Unless I can get this loan I don't know what to do.

The money is needed for this - please someone out there have a heart and help me out:
http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516 (http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516)

as for collateral - I can provide your choice of 50,000 DOGE or a few million infinitecoins


lol. DOGE as collateral 387BTC. Did you post seriously thinking anyone would take up this offer?

What do you think? Did you post that question thinking seriously that anyone is crazy enough to lend me 387 BTC to buy a ridiculous car? On the promise of a few of the latest fad altcoins which likely won't exist in 3 months time...

if by some miracle they are please send to 198ejrzFjUiCizotZNqTMMCz9ZzjeEBgC

I promise to send you a pic of me posing with the car. Every day. For a year.



God loves a trier. Apparently. And god he is trying. As an aside, I love the idea of "infinitecoins" - how do they pitch that one?


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: krone9 on January 31, 2014, 08:18:27 AM
on a par with Ripple....

I can also offer those in collateral - I seem to recall I still have 25,000 somewhere....:D


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: BlueMonkey on January 31, 2014, 09:33:30 AM
I'm desperate. At the end of my rope. Unless I can get this loan I don't know what to do.

The money is needed for this - please someone out there have a heart and help me out:
http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516 (http://www.eggify.com/vehicles/cars/2014-mclaren-mp4-12c-spider_i1516)

as for collateral - I can provide your choice of 50,000 DOGE or a few million infinitecoins


lol. DOGE as collateral 387BTC. Did you post seriously thinking anyone would take up this offer?

What do you think? Did you post that question thinking seriously that anyone is crazy enough to lend me 387 BTC to buy a ridiculous car? On the promise of a few of the latest fad altcoins which likely won't exist in 3 months time...

if by some miracle they are please send to 198ejrzFjUiCizotZNqTMMCz9ZzjeEBgC

I promise to send you a pic of me posing with the car. Every day. For a year.


So what the price of your photo posing with the car for everday a year ? Can sell that photo to people ?


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: krone9 on January 31, 2014, 02:44:02 PM
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So what the price of your photo posing with the car for everday a year ? Can sell that photo to people ?

Let me tell you about this awesome website called ebay - you can sell almost anything there (even crypto currencies soon - as of Feb 10th). You can charge whatever you like!

......

I should probably stop replying :D


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: BlueMonkey on January 31, 2014, 04:50:31 PM
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So what the price of your photo posing with the car for everday a year ? Can sell that photo to people ?

Let me tell you about this awesome website called ebay - you can sell almost anything there (even crypto currencies soon - as of Feb 10th). You can charge whatever you like!

......

I should probably stop replying :D
Yes I know ebay but value of your photo ?


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: Viceroy on January 31, 2014, 05:23:06 PM
Ha, I had an eye on that car.

Black and Yellow and yes, they take BTC  ;D

LOL, must suck having a small penis.  I don't need to impress people with the car I drive, so I drive a jetta.


Title: Re: need to borrow 387.4 BTC urgently
Post by: Kyraishi on January 31, 2014, 05:38:50 PM
Haha can I have 1 btc loan ? I'll provide you 1 dogecoin as collateral:) kidding! :D