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Title: What is your go-to never-fail joke?
Post by: UnknownTraders on June 24, 2018, 10:03:55 PM
I'm looking for new material. So far my favorite joke is:

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter.



Title: Re: What is your go-to never-fail joke?
Post by: High Plains Drifter on June 25, 2018, 12:33:53 AM
Did you hear about the lepers' soccer team?
They were defeated


Title: Re: What is your go-to never-fail joke?
Post by: coinbitbit on June 25, 2018, 02:10:41 AM
What does a slut wear panties?

To keep her ankles warm


Title: Re: What is your go-to never-fail joke?
Post by: UnknownTraders on June 26, 2018, 11:17:31 AM
The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But alas John came fifth, so he won the toaster.