Title: RELAX! It's time for some crypto Jokes! Post by: Naida_BR on June 28, 2018, 05:07:25 AM I found some interesting Jokes about Bitcoin and cryptos and i would love to share them with you!
Grab some pop corn and Enjoy! :D :D ____________________________________ What’s the difference between an average bitcoin miner and an average plumber? An average plumber can at least solve a block. ____________________________________ What’s the difference between Bitcoin and NASA? Bitcoin’s actually going to the moon. ____________________________________ Why won’t the government embrace bitcoin? They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’. ____________________________________ How many miners does it take to change a lightbulb? A million - One to do it and 999,999 to verify that he did. ____________________________________ Knock Knock. Who’s there? Satoshi! Satoshi who? ;-) ____________________________________ What’s the difference between Mt Gox and marriage? There’s still hope of recovering some of your coins after Gox ____________________________________ Why won’t the Icelandic government embrace bitcoin? They don’t trust anything they can’t freeze. ____________________________________ What’s the difference between bitcoin and marriage? You only lose the house, kids and half your wealth when your marriage turns to shit. ____________________________________ I paid a hooker with bitcoins once and asked if I’d ever see her again. She said sure, next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away. ____________________________________ Why are the Chinese dumping their Bitcoins this week? Because they were Wong about Wright. ____________________________________ In Bitcoin news the real Satoshi Namakoto was found and arrested this week. He was charged with indecent exposure for revealing himself to a minor in the pool. There were concerns that photo evidence in his trial would be deemed too “cryptographic” for public release. Satoshi’s miraculous escape from his cell moments later was witnessed by at least 200 of his peers… but is still yet to be confirmed. ____________________________________ What is an Irish cryptocurrency investor most worried about? “Forking Bitcoin!” ____________________________________ Why is Santa still struggling to get his shit together this year? His lists are still capped at 1mb!!! ____________________________________ A boy asked his bitcoin-investing father for $10. Father: $9.82? What do you need $10.08 for? ____________________________________ Credits: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3xtxvc/bitcoin_jokes_cmon_its_the_silly_season/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3xtxvc/bitcoin_jokes_cmon_its_the_silly_season/) Title: Re: RELAX! It's time for some crypto Jokes! Post by: Baikonur on July 04, 2018, 01:03:34 PM not mine but my favourite ;D:
Why do bitcoiners want a Lambo? Because Ferrari is owned by Fiat Title: Re: RELAX! It's time for some crypto Jokes! Post by: JustinMoser on July 14, 2018, 05:54:10 AM ow my god so funny, loved it.
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