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Title: 74 BITCOIN LOAN REQUEST. REPAY 0 BITCOINS. LARGE NON-EXISTANT COLLATERAL. Post by: Sydboy on February 09, 2014, 05:09:27 PM Hi!
I am like loaded, cashed to the gills. but I need a quick loan as my sisters friends uncle hamster is sick and needs a hip replacement. You see the surgeon only accepts bitcoins. He will not take my credit card, my cash or my diamonds!! only bitcoins!! - i will pay back with fake mining hardware. i expect this to do atleast 0gh/s. - you can have my credit card numbers.. its all platinum and gold no limit stuff. - please do not mock me or this thread - donations accepted as all payments will be treated as such anyway. Donati errr Payment address: 1A52WNFgU8hsEV7sBGMVRZQ1B3SuwHRT21 - serious thread. the hamster has to move around in one of those little hamster wheel chairs. could not even afford a motorised wheel chair. f'ing wheel chair shop also only accepts bitcoins ! :( Title: Re: 74 BITCOIN LOAN REQUEST. REPAY 0 BITCOINS. LARGE NON-EXISTANT COLLATERAL. Post by: cyclops on February 09, 2014, 05:11:02 PM Just sent 1000BTC so you can also replace your hip if needed!
Title: Re: 74 BITCOIN LOAN REQUEST. REPAY 0 BITCOINS. LARGE NON-EXISTANT COLLATERAL. Post by: ledmaniak on February 09, 2014, 05:11:06 PM You know what? I'll send you 100 bitcoin so you can buy a new hamster and pay for putting the old one down! :'(
Title: Re: 74 BITCOIN LOAN REQUEST. REPAY 0 BITCOINS. LARGE NON-EXISTANT COLLATERAL. Post by: Sydboy on February 09, 2014, 05:13:23 PM Are you mocking me ?
did you not read the "do not mock me" ? I am going through enough trauma with this hamster ordeal. remember the internets is legally binding good sir ! Just sent 1000BTC so you can also replace your hip if needed! Title: Re: 74 BITCOIN LOAN REQUEST. REPAY 0 BITCOINS. LARGE NON-EXISTANT COLLATERAL. Post by: BlueMonkey on February 09, 2014, 05:16:28 PM The surgeon only accept btc ? Wow
Title: Re: 74 BITCOIN LOAN REQUEST. REPAY 0 BITCOINS. LARGE NON-EXISTANT COLLATERAL. Post by: Sydboy on February 09, 2014, 05:21:53 PM I suspect the entire hamster health industry is run by a bitcoin tyrant.
funds would be used as such: 17 bitcoin to the surgeon 14 bitoin to hospital for 8 nights and associated extra costs. 28 bitcoins for a motorized hamster wheelchair. 15 bitcoin to redo the hamsters house = 74 The surgeon only accept btc ? Wow Title: Re: 74 BITCOIN LOAN REQUEST. REPAY 0 BITCOINS. LARGE NON-EXISTANT COLLATERAL. Post by: Sydboy on February 10, 2014, 02:40:28 AM come on donate! err invest now!
Title: Re: 74 BITCOIN LOAN REQUEST. REPAY 0 BITCOINS. LARGE NON-EXISTANT COLLATERAL. Post by: rohnearner on February 12, 2014, 07:12:21 PM I always like some humor on the board ..! good work OP keep up the good work..!
Title: Re: 74 BITCOIN LOAN REQUEST. REPAY 0 BITCOINS. LARGE NON-EXISTANT COLLATERAL. Post by: 2double0 on February 12, 2014, 10:42:22 PM Hue hue hue hue hue
Title: Re: 74 BITCOIN LOAN REQUEST. REPAY 0 BITCOINS. LARGE NON-EXISTANT COLLATERAL. Post by: rohnearner on February 13, 2014, 12:41:31 PM Hue hue hue hue hue what kinda laugh is that.. ? just tried to say it loud.. figured it out that you are from CHINA ..! PUN intended Title: Re: 74 BITCOIN LOAN REQUEST. REPAY 0 BITCOINS. LARGE NON-EXISTANT COLLATERAL. Post by: byt411 on February 13, 2014, 04:57:17 PM I offer you 21 Million BitCoins for you to replace, or find a new brain.
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