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Title: World Reserve Cryptocurrency has been chosen Post by: WuttWutt on February 14, 2014, 01:46:35 AM Central Banks have announced in the monthly FOMC meeting that after a 3-day conference, attended by world leaders and high ranking government officials, in the heart of Montreal, France, that DOGE is to become the World Reserve Cryptocurrency with immediate effect.
All Central Banks subject to the rulings of the BIS stability guidelines have been ruled to keep a foundation of a 10% reserve of all assets into DOGE coins in order to keep the world financial system stable and sound. What this means for the current de-facto World Reserve Cryptocurrency, Bitcoin, is yet to be seen, but over the last week the price of Bitcoin has plummeted more than 50% from $900 to $400 and is 70% down since it's all-time-high of $1250 in december 2013. Some believe Bitcoin will survive, because Satoshi Nakomoto. Others take a more fundamental stance, using internet slang 'HODL' to prove their point. Rumours go around that Ben Bernanke said Bitcoin was not chosen as the World Reserve Cryptocurrency because 'if its not printable, its worthless'. Alex Jones retaliated by saying the illuminati is behind this because an All Seeing Eye is visible when zooming in 1000x into the DOGE coin logo. Even more so, right after the FOMC announcement, activity in the FEMA camps increased tenfold, which are to be future concentration camps, says Alex Jones, to contain rioting Bitcoin-fans who have lost millions of potential future money because they weren't holding DOGE coins. To proof his point, Alex Jones invited Max Keiser to his radio show, who in turns says financial terrorists are to blame. Max Keiser validity is enforced by a laughing girl that always interviews him, and because he airs on Russia Today and ergo he must be legit. Alex Jones closes off by saying he's selling purified crystalized deneurofied water to shield yourself from the terror that is to come to the great nation of the USA. This story is ongoing... Title: Re: World Reserve Cryptocurrency has been chosen Post by: newguy05 on February 14, 2014, 01:55:59 AM much funny, many false, wow.
Title: Re: World Reserve Cryptocurrency has been chosen Post by: Sonny on February 14, 2014, 03:50:34 AM OP you are just too funny lol :P
Title: Re: World Reserve Cryptocurrency has been chosen Post by: nopedope89 on February 14, 2014, 04:31:54 AM This is supposed to be some in-depth market situation analysis I supopose?
Title: Re: World Reserve Cryptocurrency has been chosen Post by: sgk on February 14, 2014, 05:12:38 AM The WHO - World Health Organization is also said to be keeping their 5% reserve in MoonCoin
Title: Re: World Reserve Cryptocurrency has been chosen Post by: R0yalAir on February 14, 2014, 05:30:54 AM Now we are aware about it WuttWutt
about the World Reserve Cryptocurrency of course ;D Title: Re: World Reserve Cryptocurrency has been chosen Post by: oxfardk on February 14, 2014, 05:46:55 AM what's your source OP ?
or just a FUD ? Title: Re: World Reserve Cryptocurrency has been chosen Post by: Sonny on February 14, 2014, 05:59:17 AM what's your source OP ? or just a FUD ? OP is just practicing to write and tell a funny story lol ;D |