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Title: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DrHerbSmoker on February 20, 2014, 02:50:06 AM
my ma has been in the hospital the last couple weeks. need a good laugh . anyone that can make me laugh in person like a good chuckle. will recieve a tip.

thanks guys happy tokins


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: Hazir on February 20, 2014, 05:13:15 AM
I am really sorry for you. I feel your pain been there myself.
I can't seem to think of anything to cheer you up, but maybe
http://www.meemes.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/soon-thanksgiving-cat.jpg?itok=6n4RIfUg
I will think of something...:)


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DrHerbSmoker on February 20, 2014, 08:00:15 AM
small tip coming your way. not exactly what i was looking for but keep trying plz loll


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on February 20, 2014, 08:29:33 AM
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: Mike Christ on February 20, 2014, 08:32:04 AM
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

This made me chuckle ;D


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DrHerbSmoker on February 20, 2014, 08:37:05 AM
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

this was not what i was looking for


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: maccd123 on February 20, 2014, 08:57:32 AM
1NfrpL9sxaqShvkejUg5HCYBNRhsk7zwYQ
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=onama+big+lips&FORM=HDRSC2#view=detail&id=4994A790652339BDF5B6E9ACBA4D6B0249D7927F&selectedIndex=52



Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DrHerbSmoker on February 20, 2014, 09:35:10 AM
Found This in yahoo answers
https://i.imgur.com/anCTVm1.png


i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.

send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: Automatic on February 20, 2014, 09:51:17 AM
Found This in yahoo answers
https://i.imgur.com/anCTVm1.png


i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.

send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks
Thanks for acknowledging spent 15mins to search and 2mins to edit[yahoo ads under question]

BTC: 13AxqUHW2AD6G33Szm5Vsvmfn5CpiED7ip 



Why are you reusing addresses?


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DrHerbSmoker on February 20, 2014, 09:55:11 AM
Found This in yahoo answers
https://i.imgur.com/anCTVm1.png


i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.

send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks
Thanks for acknowledging spent 15mins to search and 2mins to edit[yahoo ads under question]

BTC: 13AxqUHW2AD6G33Szm5Vsvmfn5CpiED7ip 



Why are you reusing addresses?
What does this mean?


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: Automatic on February 20, 2014, 10:01:39 AM
Found This in yahoo answers
https://i.imgur.com/anCTVm1.png


i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.

send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks
Thanks for acknowledging spent 15mins to search and 2mins to edit[yahoo ads under question]

BTC: 13AxqUHW2AD6G33Szm5Vsvmfn5CpiED7ip 



Why are you reusing addresses?
What does this mean?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=139381.0
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=334399.0
https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=reusing+bitcoin+addresses

tl;dr less anonymity, people know your funds, people can start mapping down information about you (like what nodes you connect to, and, in turn get closer to your IP and the like), etc...

Oh, and, apparently, some pools will delay transactions sent from reused addresses.


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: CC23 on February 20, 2014, 10:03:28 AM
Bad Science Joke Department reporting in!

What song do geologists dance to? Gneiss gneiss baby!

The mathematical functions hold a party. Everyone's having fun - the polynoms, the trigonometric functions, ... but the exponential function is crying in a corner. x² walks up to it and asks: "Hey, what's wrong? Why don't you try to integrate with the others?" - "I already did, it didn't work!"

What's the difference between engineers and structural engineers? Engineers make weapons, structural engineers make targets.
(This one is a blast, huh? Blast, get it?)

What does a major in philosophy enable you to do? You gain the competence to ask people why they want fries with that.

ok, ok, I'm leaving, sorry.

Good luck to your mother, may everything turn out well..


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: rohnearner on February 20, 2014, 10:07:43 AM

Why are you reusing addresses?
that may be because i don't have enough funds in btc wallet that i'll think about its security as of now.. but yeah you got a point..! :) but how do you know i use this address  lot :pand same thing applies  same thing goes for members who flaunts there btc addresses in there signatures thats vulnerable too.

And i think we must not take this thread off topic, and just try to keep it fun one... if you have any suggestion PMs are welcomed :) Thanks BTW


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: Automatic on February 20, 2014, 10:33:47 AM

Why are you reusing addresses?
that may be because i don't have enough funds in btc wallet that i'll think about its security as of now.. but yeah you got a point..! :) but how do you know i use this address  lot :pand same thing applies  same thing goes for members who flaunts there btc addresses in there signatures thats vulnerable too.

And i think we must not take this thread off topic, and just try to keep it fun one... if you have any suggestion PMs are welcomed :) Thanks BTW

How do I know? I checked. Simple as, your transactions are public, it's a P2P network, simple as. I have downloaded all of your transactions, ever. As for people who post addresses in their signatures, most (At-least, me), change it after every donation within a few hours.


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: rohnearner on February 20, 2014, 10:43:02 AM

How do I know? I checked. Simple as, your transactions are public, it's a P2P network, simple as. I have downloaded all of your transactions, ever. As for people who post addresses in their signatures, most (At-least, me), change it after every donation within a few hours.
haha that is what I asked you so you looked @ my address :p i thought you were stalking me every now and then ..! :P so you do that for every address you see or mine was special , because i don't think so.


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DanielVG on February 20, 2014, 01:45:20 PM
A 17 year old is trying to setup an account @ pornhub.com but when he typed in "MYPENIS" as password the site showed:
"Error, not long enough"


As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/cat-with-clothespins-what-is-this.gif


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DanielVG on February 20, 2014, 01:45:36 PM
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/butterball-hellraiser-googly-eyes.gif


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DanielVG on February 20, 2014, 01:46:18 PM
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/dancing-dog.gif


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DanielVG on February 20, 2014, 01:47:32 PM
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/just-another-day-at-the-office.gif

1KYREYDYgEdbuE4BLMRY556Kx8zPbry6j8


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DanielVG on February 20, 2014, 02:31:46 PM
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/unicorn-mask-brush-teeth.gif

1KYREYDYgEdbuE4BLMRY556Kx8zPbry6j8


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: durrrr on February 20, 2014, 02:38:34 PM
haha what is that horse for and also sorry about your mom op


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DanielVG on February 20, 2014, 02:42:36 PM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/and+you+think+you+re+having+a+bad+day_1df790_4822523.jpg


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DanielVG on February 20, 2014, 02:44:05 PM
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/kitty+cats_09ecc2_4822512.gif


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DanielVG on February 20, 2014, 02:47:56 PM
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/pow+right+in+the+kisser_1bd2c0_4822478.gif


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: jeremiah10903 on February 20, 2014, 03:08:28 PM
https://www.google.com.sg/search?q=hilarious+youtube+comments&safe=off&tbm=isch&imgil=1HwYJ5Lo3eqCWM%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcQ8NN2hNIF5mGgj21p0ow1qkwh2uWmgvduxiMHg71LFTh75MW5ZqA%253B550%253B517%253BBSRmD8nDE8C4KM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.shockmansion.com%25252F2013%25252F03%25252F06%25252Fthe-funniest-youtube-comments-50-photos%25252F&source=iu&usg=__76iJuL8mY57Uygm87-65SSq2bL8%3D&sa=X&ei=whkGU6nIBMSMrQe894DYBw&ved=0CCgQ9QEwAA&biw=983&bih=575#facrc=_&imgrc=1HwYJ5Lo3eqCWM%253A%3BBSRmD8nDE8C4KM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.shockmansion.com%252Fwp-content%252Fmyimages%252F2013%252F03%252FPosted-on-Shock-Mansion-11.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.shockmansion.com%252F2013%252F03%252F06%252Fthe-funniest-youtube-comments-50-photos%252F%3B550%3B517

BTC Address: 1BvyP3fhnSVUT6rVkM2WScggAwobGByw75


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: Angelique on February 20, 2014, 03:29:12 PM
http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzAyLzE4L2ZhLzE2eWFob28uNTIyZmUuanBnCnAJdGh1bWIJODUweDU5MD4KZQlqcGc/d8f8d65b/705/16yahoo.jpg

 ;D

1JQtB3Ciof6DbozcqG45GqX6SyL8sTLhpF


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: deisik on February 20, 2014, 03:43:59 PM
http://imageshack.com/a/img69/4703/1eyg.gif (http://imageshack.com/a/img69/4703/1eyg.gif)

And with music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xY672bb9qc4


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: backtrackit on February 20, 2014, 04:35:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sOa-2EhbTU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sOa-2EhbTU)


Hope ya mum gets better soon.


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: Automatic on February 20, 2014, 08:07:39 PM

How do I know? I checked. Simple as, your transactions are public, it's a P2P network, simple as. I have downloaded all of your transactions, ever. As for people who post addresses in their signatures, most (At-least, me), change it after every donation within a few hours.
haha that is what I asked you so you looked @ my address :p i thought you were stalking me every now and then ..! :P so you do that for every address you see or mine was special , because i don't think so.

Around 50% of addresses I look at, percentage is higher when I'm bored.


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: Kiki112 on February 20, 2014, 08:29:38 PM
I won't make you laugh

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5729/y4c5.png


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: erre on February 20, 2014, 08:35:48 PM
http://www.genderandeducation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/feminism1.jpg


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DrHerbSmoker on February 20, 2014, 09:10:02 PM
thanks guys for all the posts been busy but will send out more tips later. :) definatly gave me some laughs

specialy the hooters one damn i love women


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: DanielVG on February 20, 2014, 09:38:11 PM
thanks guys for all the posts been busy but will send out more tips later. :) definatly gave me some laughs

specialy the hooters one damn i love women

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/472/988/53b.gif


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: thephill97 on February 20, 2014, 09:53:53 PM
https://i.imgur.com/d2qgWnh.jpg

11bwkbrMphMK9DDt2zMeeTmsrkSB79yQH


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: EvilPanda on February 21, 2014, 01:57:41 PM
Check this out ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z72ZT5B7ZI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z72ZT5B7ZI)

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/canada-anal.jpg


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: erre on February 21, 2014, 02:04:07 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c90NbsC1WuU/TZ4cQvj7Z_I/AAAAAAAAARc/7f_nKFDLi7Q/s1600/blondes-dumb-blonde-demotivational-poster-1260081209.jpg

http://cdn.funnie.st/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Hot-girls-dumb-blonde-bikini-contest.jpg

http://noethics.net/News/images/stories/misogyny2.jpg


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on February 21, 2014, 08:16:37 PM
Check this out ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z72ZT5B7ZI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z72ZT5B7ZI)

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/canada-anal.jpg

Can ANAL Ana. Great! Which one is Ana?


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: EvilPanda on February 21, 2014, 10:25:44 PM
Check this out ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z72ZT5B7ZI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z72ZT5B7ZI)

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/canada-anal.jpg

Can ANAL Ana. Great! Which one is Ana?
The most obvious answer would be -one with this part visible on her shirt, anyway, looks like: can anal Ada :D



Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: Raek on February 24, 2014, 01:31:04 AM
I don't know why, but your post made me think of my grandmother.  Here's a funny episode that occurred while we were staying over at her house out in the country one weekend when I was young.  She washed our clothes and hung them on a line out back to dry.  It was windy that day and some of the clothes were blown down on the ground.  When we went outside that afternoon, we saw, high up in a tree, my sisters panties hanging from a branch.  There were several squirrels that lived in the trees and built their nests out of whatever they could find, like rags and leaves and such left lying around.  Apparently, one of the squirrels had grabbed the panties to line it's nest but dropped it on the way up.  They were too high to reach so we had to leave them there.  We teased her quite a bit about her panties up in the tree.  When we came back for another visit, which was probably about a year or so later, they were still hanging there.


Title: Re: Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis
Post by: apsvinet on February 24, 2014, 02:44:59 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

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