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Title: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: gollum on February 25, 2014, 07:43:49 PM
1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Pretend to have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins.
You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers".
Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

Addendum:
If you happen to end up in jail, you could always write a book, and make a movie about your scams, make some more money and become famous.
But just don't forget to hide some cash before you get in jail...

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cUzGcAIrLrA/UPV7pk6gvMI/AAAAAAAACfk/48NPVcGO4co/s640/tropicaldrink.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/k8dzmD8.pnghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/WallStreet2013poster.jpg


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: apulunas on February 25, 2014, 07:44:52 PM
beat the chubby, hire a man to count your donated btcs.


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: wormbog on February 25, 2014, 07:50:11 PM

1. Open bitcoin investment service promising huge returns after 3 months.

2. Flee the country after 2.5 months.


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: franky1 on February 25, 2014, 07:56:52 PM
1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

          / pretend to have
2. Have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins. (You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers"). Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: KJO on February 25, 2014, 07:58:09 PM
Karma will win in the end.

He will have the universe serve up his penalty on a golden platter.


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: deliciousham on February 25, 2014, 07:58:23 PM
your forgot to add; spending illegal gains on starbucks


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: dddbtc on February 25, 2014, 08:01:26 PM
Hypothetically (of course):

1. Start up SilkRoad clone

2. Conduct 500million in business

3. empty the escrow wallet and all user wallets into a tumbler

4. replace index.php with FBI logo.png

5. 2 days later change index.php to Oh Wow, I'm so sorry! We got hacked. We really believe in the cause we stand for bla bla.

6. Enjoy being the illest thug ever who robbed hundreds of drug dealers anonymously

7. Frappacinos for life


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: bitcoinminer on February 25, 2014, 08:02:54 PM
7. Frappacinos for life

^^^ you sir win the internet.


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: HorseCoin on February 25, 2014, 08:20:56 PM
Hypothetically (of course):

1. Start up SilkRoad clone

2. Conduct 500million in business

3. empty the escrow wallet and all user wallets into a tumbler

4. replace index.php with FBI logo.png

5. 2 days later change index.php to Oh Wow, I'm so sorry! We got hacked. We really believe in the cause we stand for bla bla.

6. Enjoy being the illest thug ever who robbed hundreds of drug dealers anonymously

7. Frappacinos for life

where's the FBI news story?  u suck as a madman


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: dddbtc on February 25, 2014, 08:22:42 PM
Hypothetically (of course):

1. Start up SilkRoad clone

2. Conduct 500million in business

3. empty the escrow wallet and all user wallets into a tumbler

4. replace index.php with FBI logo.png

5. 2 days later change index.php to Oh Wow, I'm so sorry! We got hacked. We really believe in the cause we stand for bla bla.

6. Enjoy being the illest thug ever who robbed hundreds of drug dealers anonymously

7. Frappacinos for life

where's the FBI news story?  u suck as a madman

At that point, most of the drug dealers would have thrown their computer in the river and barricaded themselves in their home


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: daviducsb on February 25, 2014, 08:24:58 PM
Why don't the major exchanges open an industry group that self regulates and is open to outside audits? Problem solved.


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Lanzer on February 25, 2014, 08:26:13 PM
dont you have the single player mode?


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: hilariousandco on February 25, 2014, 08:37:54 PM
1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins. (You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers"). Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cUzGcAIrLrA/UPV7pk6gvMI/AAAAAAAACfk/48NPVcGO4co/s640/tropicaldrink.jpg

I think you can add Silk Road and all the drug marketplaces to this list.


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: BitCoinDream on February 25, 2014, 08:49:53 PM
1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins. (You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers"). Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cUzGcAIrLrA/UPV7pk6gvMI/AAAAAAAACfk/48NPVcGO4co/s640/tropicaldrink.jpg

Add www.CoinLearn.org to this list. They have suspended their free Bitcoin faucet operation claiming SQL injection.

https://twitter.com/CoinEarn/status/435823320005505024

They have started operation and paying again...


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: studio1one on February 25, 2014, 08:56:00 PM
Sorry, you can't get rich anymore. Bitcoin is offline

https://i.imgur.com/2b8Fec3.jpg


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: bananas on February 25, 2014, 09:08:56 PM
that's the oldest btc scam


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: glendall on February 25, 2014, 09:29:51 PM
Pretty similar to what happened with weexchange.



Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: mccoyspace on February 25, 2014, 09:39:55 PM
and TradeFortress/inputs.io/coinlenders

hopefully he lost a bunch of his stolen coins at gox.....


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: LiteCoinGuy on February 25, 2014, 10:00:06 PM
1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Pretend to have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins.
You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers".
Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

Addendum:
If you happen to end up in jail, you could always write a book, and make a movie about your scams, make some more money and become famous.
But just don't forget to hide some cash before you get in jail...

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cUzGcAIrLrA/UPV7pk6gvMI/AAAAAAAACfk/48NPVcGO4co/s640/tropicaldrink.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/k8dzmD8.pnghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/WallStreet2013poster.jpg


haha, but lets see how enjoyable his life will be...


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Lauda on February 25, 2014, 11:31:19 PM
https://i.imgur.com/k8dzmD8.png

This is actually very good.  :D


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: redhawk979 on February 25, 2014, 11:59:07 PM
Why don't the major exchanges open an industry group that self regulates and is open to outside audits? Problem solved.

Because its easier and cheaper to just steal customer funds, run off, and never be prosecuted?


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: gollum on February 26, 2014, 01:38:00 AM
If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam :D

http://www.play4movie.com/file_hot/526/gallery/BG_Margot%20Robbie%20naked%20on%20The%20Wolf%20of%20Wall%20Street%2013.jpg

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: max. on February 26, 2014, 08:29:12 PM
You are right and I think that all exchanges are a scam.

The only way to be safe is to buy and sell bitcoins directly without exchanges.

Also never keep your bitcoins in an exchange only in your wallet and make multiple backups in usb


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 08:31:25 PM
If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam :D

http://www.play4movie.com/file_hot/526/gallery/BG_Margot%20Robbie%20naked%20on%20The%20Wolf%20of%20Wall%20Street%2013.jpg

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her :D

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had :D


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: gollum on February 26, 2014, 09:27:18 PM
If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam :D

http://www.play4movie.com/file_hot/526/gallery/BG_Margot%20Robbie%20naked%20on%20The%20Wolf%20of%20Wall%20Street%2013.jpg

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her :D

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had :D
No I would never scam anyone, that's against my faith.
But IF I was a scammer, I would live a crazy life like Jordan Belfort ;)


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 09:34:29 PM
If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam :D

http://www.play4movie.com/file_hot/526/gallery/BG_Margot%20Robbie%20naked%20on%20The%20Wolf%20of%20Wall%20Street%2013.jpg

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her :D

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had :D
No I would never scam anyone, that's against my faith.
But IF I was a scammer, I would live a crazy life like Jordan Belfort ;)

using lemmon pills and getting paralized like a child that was executed in the 2WW by the nazis? :D


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Lauda on February 26, 2014, 09:39:08 PM
One should not sell his soul to a simple scam.


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 09:51:16 PM
One should not sell his soul to a simple scam.


getting tired of your soul shit LaudaM


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Lauda on February 26, 2014, 09:58:48 PM
One should not sell his soul to a simple scam.


getting tired of your soul shit LaudaM
Stop selling yourself.


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 10:18:39 PM
One should not sell his soul to a simple scam.


getting tired of your soul shit LaudaM
Stop selling yourself.

that's what I told your mother

http://img.pandawhale.com/23683-Ashton-Kutcher-burn-gif-95QB.gif


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Lauda on February 27, 2014, 12:33:15 PM

that's what I told your mother
http://i0.wp.com/themajestysmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/love-sinners-jesus-meme-funny-serious.jpg?resize=400%2C400


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Kiki112 on February 27, 2014, 08:43:00 PM

I never said me and you mother don't love each other :)

well, let's stop it here
hope you know this is in all sense just a joke, I was in no way trying to be offensive :)


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Lauda on February 27, 2014, 09:38:52 PM

I never said me and you mother don't love each other :)

well, let's stop it here
hope you know this is in all sense just a joke, I was in no way trying to be offensive :)
You have successfully redeemed your soul, Jesus is happy.


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: gollum on February 27, 2014, 09:41:36 PM
If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam :D

http://www.play4movie.com/file_hot/526/gallery/BG_Margot%20Robbie%20naked%20on%20The%20Wolf%20of%20Wall%20Street%2013.jpg

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her :D

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had :D
No I would never scam anyone, that's against my faith.
But IF I was a scammer, I would live a crazy life like Jordan Belfort ;)

using lemmon pills and getting paralized like a child that was executed in the 2WW by the nazis? :D

If you became a dollar millionaire in bitcoin, would you screw a girl on a bed of thousands of paper wallets with 1 BTC/paper,
or 1 paper wallet with thousands of bitcoins? :)


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: Kiki112 on February 27, 2014, 09:51:03 PM
If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam :D

http://www.play4movie.com/file_hot/526/gallery/BG_Margot%20Robbie%20naked%20on%20The%20Wolf%20of%20Wall%20Street%2013.jpg

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her :D

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had :D
No I would never scam anyone, that's against my faith.
But IF I was a scammer, I would live a crazy life like Jordan Belfort ;)

using lemmon pills and getting paralized like a child that was executed in the 2WW by the nazis? :D

If you became a dollar millionaire in bitcoin, would you screw a girl on a bed of thousands of paper wallets with 1 BTC/paper,
or 1 paper wallet with thousands of bitcoins? :)

why not both? :D

If I couldn't afford 1BTC/paper I would put 1Doge/paper, that's very cheap :D


Title: Re: Bitcoin get rich quick scheme
Post by: gollum on February 27, 2014, 10:06:18 PM
If I was a scammer I would do this upon the successful scam :D

http://www.play4movie.com/file_hot/526/gallery/BG_Margot%20Robbie%20naked%20on%20The%20Wolf%20of%20Wall%20Street%2013.jpg

I guess the Chubby guy (M.K.) wont get any chick so he is jerking of to Manga porn at some dirty Tokyo hotel.

that is not a good idea, I mean yeah, do her :D

but sooner or later someone who used the site will track you and kill you

I know I wouldn't be able to stay still if I lost everything I had :D
No I would never scam anyone, that's against my faith.
But IF I was a scammer, I would live a crazy life like Jordan Belfort ;)

using lemmon pills and getting paralized like a child that was executed in the 2WW by the nazis? :D

If you became a dollar millionaire in bitcoin, would you screw a girl on a bed of thousands of paper wallets with 1 BTC/paper,
or 1 paper wallet with thousands of bitcoins? :)

why not both? :D

If I couldn't afford 1BTC/paper I would put 1Doge/paper, that's very cheap :D
Good idea, wait I print out some doggycoin to wipe my ass! :D