Title: Dark Humor Post by: Utoy101 on August 12, 2018, 06:18:36 PM These are some dark humor jokes i know that some don't want this but this is for you
-Why there is there air conditioning in hospitals to keep the vegetables cool and fresh -i made a website for orphans it doesn't have a home page -what is the difference between iron man and iron woman one is a superhero and the other one is a simple command -Did you know pigeons die after sex? Well at least the one I fucked did. -What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes. -Why do white people own so many pets? Because they're not allowed to own people anymore. - I was eating this girl out the other night and I tasted horse semen so I said to her "oh that's how you died grandma." -What do you call someone with an extra chromosome swimming in the pool? Posidown. -I help blind people Verb, not adjective -They say the easiest way to a mans heart is through his stomach but i think going through the ribcage is much easier -Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way. -Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up. -Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. -Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. -Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes. |