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Title: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: yrtrnc on February 27, 2014, 04:42:28 PM
https://i.imgur.com/owXUOLA.jpg


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: roslinpl on February 27, 2014, 04:57:40 PM
nice story ..! if it is true :P
 

Well very nice indeed :-)

Now old man must watch his back as the man who gave him a ring might want money back :-)


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: hilariousandco on February 27, 2014, 05:09:03 PM
nice story ..! if it is true :P
 

I doubt it, it's just a joke, but I think there's a nice moral there too  :D.


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: Dafar on February 27, 2014, 06:03:41 PM
+1


Fucking gold digging slut deserved it


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: Kiki112 on February 27, 2014, 07:56:30 PM
wow

that's a nice strategy right there!

unless if they would check the check (lol :D) right away in reality and making you look like a poor bastard in front of the girl you're trying to impress with your fake money :D


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: DubFX on February 27, 2014, 07:58:57 PM
:D really good tactics


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: yrtrnc on February 27, 2014, 08:47:40 PM
wow

that's a nice strategy right there!

unless if they would check the check (lol :D) right away in reality and making you look like a poor bastard in front of the girl you're trying to impress with your fake money :D

Banks are closed on Friday evening until Monday ;)

So they cant check the check :)


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: Kiki112 on February 27, 2014, 08:51:06 PM
wow

that's a nice strategy right there!

unless if they would check the check (lol :D) right away in reality and making you look like a poor bastard in front of the girl you're trying to impress with your fake money :D

Banks are closed on Friday evening until Monday ;)

So they cant check the check :)

but they're working the day you come, how long can it take to check a cheque? :D


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: roslinpl on February 27, 2014, 08:57:23 PM
wow

that's a nice strategy right there!

unless if they would check the check (lol :D) right away in reality and making you look like a poor bastard in front of the girl you're trying to impress with your fake money :D

Banks are closed on Friday evening until Monday ;)

So they cant check the check :)

but they're working the day you come, how long can it take to check a cheque? :D

Ohh :) it is worthless searching a hole ;)

It is just a nice story about how possibly bank can help you :)



Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: TheFootMan on February 27, 2014, 08:58:03 PM
:D really good tactics

It's all about how you make'em women feel!


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: jbrnt on February 27, 2014, 09:04:54 PM
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  ;D


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: Orange_Jam on February 28, 2014, 09:30:50 AM
Moral of the story: always lie to your date about your financial situation to have a good time :)


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: hilariousandco on February 28, 2014, 12:17:28 PM
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  ;D

Would it not? If you rented out a Lamborghini and a million dollar pad for the weekend you'll appear as millionaire to a lot of people even though you'd only need to spend a few thousand to achieve that look. I can see how gold digggers would fall for that, so why not this?


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: mprep on February 28, 2014, 12:50:00 PM
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  ;D

its works when you will old try it .. but before old you need earn good money!
no money no honey :P
Well, you can always pretend you have money, like the guy in the story did.


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: hilariousandco on February 28, 2014, 01:07:25 PM
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  ;D

its works when you will old try it .. but before old you need earn good money!
no money no honey :P
Well, you can always pretend you have money, like the guy in the story did.

Exactly. Appearances can be deceiving. How do you think conmen work?


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: mprep on February 28, 2014, 01:13:11 PM
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  ;D

its works when you will old try it .. but before old you need earn good money!
no money no honey :P
Well, you can always pretend you have money, like the guy in the story did.

Exactly. Appearances can be deceiving. How do you think conmen work?
Deception and disguise. And psychological manipulation.


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: hilariousandco on February 28, 2014, 01:28:16 PM
Funny story! But it won't work in reality  ;D

its works when you will old try it .. but before old you need earn good money!
no money no honey :P
Well, you can always pretend you have money, like the guy in the story did.

Exactly. Appearances can be deceiving. How do you think conmen work?
Deception and disguise. And psychological manipulation.

Yeah, it was a rhetorical question though haha.


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: hostmaster on February 28, 2014, 01:46:36 PM
lol. Daddy knows what he is doing. usedgirl used seller and owner.


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: E.exchanger on March 18, 2014, 07:24:14 PM
LOL its funny but actually a very old joke i use to get these kind of texts when is was doing my college !!!  :D :D :D


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: TheFootMan on September 28, 2014, 09:28:57 PM
LOL its funny but actually a very old joke i use to get these kind of texts when is was doing my college !!!  :D :D :D

Somebody should make a site with this theme. Golddiggerfail.com! lol


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: SamTsuedo on September 30, 2014, 06:29:49 AM
Good strategy and a joke too  :D


Title: Re: Who says banks are totally useless!
Post by: BADecker on September 30, 2014, 04:44:28 PM
Banks are worse than useless. They are dangerous. The bankers manipulated their way into government, and then they lied to the people through the government the people trusted in. The result is that the bankers are raking it in, and it is the labor of the people. "Require" yours back from the banks. It's worth about a $billion, yours personally.

:)