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Title: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: BitcoinQTlol on March 05, 2014, 02:01:51 AM
at work today and this girl asked me..

"why is the internet so slow today?!?!?!

i told her the internet tubes were blocked and she actually believed me..........

she asked me if the maintence guys at my work place are gonna unclog the tubes........

i told her to go get the cleaning spray and a wipe and she actually did come back and i said clean the tubes then and the guy next to us burst out laughing and she relized lol and got all angry at me... :(


kicker: she sprayed me with the cleaning stuff....... :(


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: jarhed on March 05, 2014, 03:54:26 AM
In other words, you really like her but unable to get over your dorkism.


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: bryant.coleman on March 05, 2014, 06:45:52 AM
Affirmative action at work.  ;D


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 05, 2014, 06:55:20 AM
Tomorrow, send her to the basement to fetch a muffler bearing.


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: tekke on March 05, 2014, 07:31:56 AM
hahahah


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: dreamspark on March 05, 2014, 11:59:52 AM
You would probably be the same in regards to something like make-up or shoes, still made me lol though  ;D


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: Lethn on March 05, 2014, 12:24:42 PM
If people just bothered to do their research and learn things they wouldn't get it wrong all the time lol :P


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: Rias on March 05, 2014, 02:32:54 PM
You would probably be the same in regards to something like make-up or shoes, still made me lol though  ;D
+1 :D shoes is not really hardcore science but make up... it's in other reality for me ;D


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: techgeek on March 05, 2014, 05:28:45 PM
Next day, you tell her I`m going to give you some bitcoin to make it all better.


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: E.exchanger on March 12, 2014, 11:12:01 PM
In other words, you really like her but unable to get over your dorkism.

+1 man i think you totally like her and if you really do then don't be a pussy go and tell her :P


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: Taras on March 13, 2014, 12:41:03 AM
Everybody loves a good laugh from time to time :)


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: BitcoinQTlol on March 13, 2014, 12:56:20 AM
update - she left......

update 2 - no she wasn't hot, on a scale of 1/10 about a 2.....

update 3 - i like bitcoin


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: jarhed on March 13, 2014, 01:17:57 AM
She left..............because she did something horrible to you (like pee in your coffee)? ;D




Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: BitcoinQTlol on March 13, 2014, 03:48:44 AM
She left..............because she did something horrible to you (like pee in your coffee)? ;D




LOL idk what happened to her tbh, she was always late and looked like they've been on a 3 day meth binge

prob got fired idk boss didn't say anything


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: Bit_Happy on March 13, 2014, 05:56:55 AM
Your web needs more fiber.


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: Swordsoffreedom on March 13, 2014, 05:57:52 AM
It's just like the Big Bang Theory


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: mprep on March 13, 2014, 01:43:47 PM
So this how you pick up girls? Smooth... :D


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: BitcoinQTlol on March 13, 2014, 02:01:18 PM
So this how you pick up girls? Smooth... :D

i normally show em my magic of gathering cards

but this one was a special type of girl.......


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: BitcoinINV on March 13, 2014, 02:34:40 PM
Send these noobs trying to boost post count back to noob jail already


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: mprep on March 13, 2014, 02:37:04 PM
Send these noobs trying to boost post count back to noob jail already
I think they're here because they passed it already.


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: RodeoX on March 13, 2014, 02:38:15 PM
At the park office we once sent a new park ranger to the store to buy fallopian tubes for the tractor. Without missing a beat the guy at the store bagged up some fuel line and sold it to him.  :D


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: BitcoinINV on March 13, 2014, 02:38:27 PM
Nope, you can register and go to posting away in any section, it just makes you wait a set time before you can re-post.


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: BitcoinQTlol on March 13, 2014, 02:41:45 PM
Im not tryna b00st my p0st count lol, why would i need to do that?

i ask my questions what i need advice on and get answers what do i gain with a big ass post count


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: BitcoinINV on March 13, 2014, 03:08:51 PM
0 is a number and o is a letter, keep posting in safty zones but your little loan request just lost you trust.


Title: Re: Told a girl at work the internet tubes were blocked....... she believed me.....
Post by: mz1000 on March 13, 2014, 03:24:44 PM
It's just like the Big Bang Theory

I was thinking it's like the on The IT Crowd, where they tell the woman they work with, that the whole internet is contained in one box which they own.