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Title: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Bit_Happy on March 06, 2014, 01:20:49 AM
A study by La Trobe University in Melbourne found that 27 per cent of Australian women do not enjoy having sex. Over half of the women included in the study admitted they had no interest in lovemaking, with body image, physical discomfort and dissatisfaction highlighted as some of the biggest factors why sex slipped down their list of priorities.

The 5 ways are here:
http://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/sex+relationships/sex/five+ways+to+have+more+sex,16259


We certainly see plenty of it on TV, in movies, etc.
I hope you are OK, but I really don't need to know.  :D


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Foxpup on March 06, 2014, 03:38:24 AM
Actually, it's because 27% of Australian men look like this:
http://www.thepunch.com.au/images/uploads/westie.jpg


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Sindelar1938 on March 06, 2014, 05:30:25 AM
Marrying well is one approach that can work reasonably well ;)


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Bit_Happy on March 06, 2014, 05:37:17 AM
Actually, it's because 27% of Australian men look like this:
http://www.thepunch.com.au/images/uploads/westie.jpg

You know that could be Satoshi enjoying his BTC in a quiet place, it is possible.


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Sindelar1938 on March 06, 2014, 05:38:15 AM
If that's satoshi, then clearly he has mislaid his private keys... ;)


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: DStrange on March 06, 2014, 09:02:59 AM
If that's satoshi, then clearly he has mislaid his private keys... ;)
Or he is just trying to not get attention to his person... in this case - he is doing well ;D


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: E.exchanger on March 06, 2014, 10:34:16 AM
Actually, it's because 27% of Australian men look like this:
http://www.thepunch.com.au/images/uploads/westie.jpg

Can't stop laughing dude  ;D ;D ;D great research on that!! OP don't feel bad this post is funny anyway !!


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Bit_Happy on March 06, 2014, 01:16:53 PM
If that's satoshi, then clearly he has mislaid his private keys... ;)
Or he is just trying to not get attention to his person... in this case - he is doing well ;D

That's what I was thinking DStranger things have happened. He looks pretty happy.


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: EvilPanda on March 06, 2014, 01:54:00 PM
If that's satoshi, then clearly he has mislaid his private keys... ;)
Or he is just trying to not get attention to his person... in this case - he is doing well ;D

That's what I was thinking DStranger things have happened. He looks pretty happy.
I'd be happy too if I had a fridge full of cold beer under my seat :D


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Nezinau on March 06, 2014, 02:07:48 PM
Interesting topic ;\


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Bit_Happy on March 06, 2014, 02:16:13 PM
I usually have some pride in my accuracy:

...could be Satoshi enjoying his BTC in a quiet place, it is possible.
http://www.thepunch.com.au/images/uploads/westie.jpg

vs (the news breaks shortly after)
http://cdn.newsweek.com/data/images/full/2014/03/04/3670-3-7-fe0108-bitcoin-04.jpg

So close....always so close.   :D


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Sindelar1938 on March 06, 2014, 04:47:26 PM
Another way that works of course is to pay for it or build sugar daddy cred


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: HorseCoin on March 06, 2014, 05:26:46 PM
maybe the question is not how to have more sex, but how to get a woman in the first place?  because all women can be tricked into having sex if u have them in your house


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: EvilPanda on March 06, 2014, 07:10:19 PM
maybe the question is not how to have more sex, but how to get a woman in the first place?  because all women can be tricked into having sex if u have them in your house
Before you enter my house you have to sign this little thingy, an agreement, it says that you come in peace, will behave, won't steal anything, and agree to have sex with me.


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: pioter on March 06, 2014, 07:12:47 PM
if i want have more sex i use other hand !


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: EvilPanda on March 06, 2014, 07:16:03 PM
if i want have more sex i use other hand !
It's very important to switch hands sa often as possible :)

http://www.angelfire.com/extreme2/homepageostrength/wanker.jpg


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: pioter on March 06, 2014, 07:25:24 PM
if i want have more sex i use other hand !
It's very important to switch hands sa often as possible :)

http://www.angelfire.com/extreme2/homepageostrength/wanker.jpg
is he practicing sword fighting ?


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: HorseCoin on March 06, 2014, 07:31:05 PM
here's the solution:  buttcoins -> SR 3.0 -> Viagra -> UPS


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: EvilPanda on March 06, 2014, 07:48:28 PM
if i want have more sex i use other hand !
It's very important to switch hands sa often as possible :)

http://www.angelfire.com/extreme2/homepageostrength/wanker.jpg
is he practicing sword fighting ?
If so, he must sharpen the sword a lot, the blade is being polished at least 3 times a day :D


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Lauda on March 06, 2014, 09:57:08 PM
Step 1: Have sex, at all.  :D


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Bit_Happy on March 07, 2014, 04:58:47 AM
The first issue they talk about in the OP is "You’re too tired"
Then...
2 You’re too stressed




Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Divinespark on March 07, 2014, 05:11:18 AM
pay for it or marry a horny siren


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: sickhouse on March 07, 2014, 07:57:00 AM
pay for it or marry a horny siren
Getting together with a siren is dangerous roads!


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: b!z on March 07, 2014, 10:06:23 AM
6. Get off bitcointalk :D


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Luno on March 07, 2014, 10:09:34 AM
6. Get off bitcointalk :D
Confirmed working! +1 unless you you are talking about getting off on Bitcointalk?


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Bit_Happy on March 08, 2014, 05:00:48 AM
6. Get off bitcointalk :D
Confirmed working! +1 unless you you are talking about getting off on Bitcointalk?

You might be corrupting the children, what's this world coming to...


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: undeadbitcoiner on March 08, 2014, 05:03:06 AM
Actually no any ways can make sex more, Satisfaction is the most thing which could encourage to have more and more. so lets concentrate in satisfaction then more sex.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Bit_Happy on March 08, 2014, 05:07:14 AM
Actually no any ways can make sex more, Satisfaction is the most thing which could encourage to have more and more. so lets concentrate in satisfaction then more sex.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Is this what you mean by satisfaction?
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Snickers+Satisfies.+look+a+candy+bar_aa384c_3505838.jpg
...or perhaps your talking about something deeper than the above photo?


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Lauda on March 08, 2014, 03:29:57 PM
6. Get off bitcointalk :D
Confirmed working! +1 unless you you are talking about getting off on Bitcointalk?
You can have sex on bitcointalk too.


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: serje on March 08, 2014, 03:32:53 PM
I want to have more sex!
I want all the sex!

Send all the women to me!


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Lauda on March 08, 2014, 03:35:31 PM
I want to have more sex!
I want all the sex!

Send all the women to me!
You will never have sex.


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: serje on March 08, 2014, 03:37:58 PM
I want to have more sex!
I want all the sex!

Send all the women to me!
You will never have sex.

I don't know if I'm allowed to explain to you what kind of sex I had!
But I'm pretty sure that it's more than you can imagine!


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: cosmofly on March 09, 2014, 05:48:00 AM
Actually, it's because 27% of Australian men look like this:
http://www.thepunch.com.au/images/uploads/westie.jpg

more like 100% of Australian men look like that

fucking bogans


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: postingthatsmypurpose on March 09, 2014, 09:16:25 AM
I dont see why people dislike to have sex like that. I havent had sex but I believe its amazing


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: oprahwindfury on March 09, 2014, 08:49:52 PM
Haha, this reminds me of the rumor going around awhile ago that Australia banned small breast sizes in TV commercials and movies. Weird that I was reminded of that. Anyone remember this?

http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/15790/did-australia-ban-small-breasts-pornography

http://theweek.com/article/index/105766/australias-small-breast-ban


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Bit_Happy on March 10, 2014, 03:55:06 AM
Haha, this reminds me of the rumor going around awhile ago that Australia banned small breast sizes in TV commercials and movies. Weird that I was reminded of that. Anyone remember this?

http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/15790/did-australia-ban-small-breasts-pornography

http://theweek.com/article/index/105766/australias-small-breast-ban

What?
They could only show medium & large boobs?


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Swordsoffreedom on March 10, 2014, 03:58:10 AM
Step 1: Have sex, at all.  :D

Step 1: Have sex, that is all.  :D


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: zolace on April 08, 2014, 07:05:37 PM
I don\t know why we need all this statistics to tell us how/when/why to make sex.Is simple get a girlfriend or a wife...........if don\t then pay for it!


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Bit_Happy on April 08, 2014, 07:59:25 PM
Actually, it's because 27% of Australian men look like this:
http://www.thepunch.com.au/images/uploads/westie.jpg

You know that could be Satoshi enjoying his BTC in a quiet place, it is possible.

If Dorian is not Satoshi, then this handsome hunk could still be our man.
"Hiding in plain site"   :D


Title: Re: Five ways to have more sex
Post by: Kiki112 on April 08, 2014, 08:01:28 PM
it might have something to do with the fact that Australians are one of the fattest nations there are :D