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Title: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: MineForeman.com on March 07, 2014, 08:15:23 AM
Surprised that no one has started this thread yet.

Satoshi Nakamoto.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: frankenmint on March 07, 2014, 08:21:46 AM
Well, we know you're not.  We all believe that the painstaking efforts made by the reporter are what enforce the accuracy - but as some speculators said, the real satoshi could have paid that man, or the reporter could've gotten it wrong altogether.

Admittingly, it is a very neatly packaged story.

How come Dorian would be unwilling to cash in on some of his own btc to pay for his health ailments?  It would be very easy to pay some taxes on it stating it was simply forex speculative investing. 

If this is true, I think the entire community owes him a minimum of:

Health insurance with a zero dollar premium

a sample of everyone's btc wares as he is responsible for this whole virtual economy (I tried to market this as the virconomy, albeit unsuccessfully)

And demand a "best case senario" sort of hypothesis where, in his own world and interactions, how could he NOT expect to be found, given that s. nakamoto is part of his legal name?  (now, that's only one demand for two awesome sets of gifts from the community)


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: MineForeman.com on March 07, 2014, 08:28:03 AM
Well, we know you're not.  We all believe that the painstaking efforts made by the reporter are what enforce the accuracy - but as some speculators said, the real satoshi could have paid that man, or the reporter could've gotten it wrong altogether.

DO you ever take a second off from worrying about stuff?

Besides, I am Satoshi Nakamoto


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: ghur on March 07, 2014, 08:29:09 AM
I too am Satoshi Nakamoto.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Mythul on March 07, 2014, 08:40:36 AM
I am Satoshi Nakamoto


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: lovely89 on March 07, 2014, 08:44:15 AM
I am Satoshi Nakamoto


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Swordsoffreedom on March 07, 2014, 08:46:08 AM
We are Satoshi Nakamoto  ;)


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: aideed on March 07, 2014, 08:48:36 AM
Actually, it is me.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Viriatto on March 07, 2014, 08:58:29 AM
No! "mi" Nakamoto!  8)


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Munz77 on March 07, 2014, 09:23:40 AM
Who is going to make a Dorian coin?


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: ucupzzz on March 07, 2014, 09:26:26 AM
I am Otomakan Ihsotas  ???


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: xeroc on March 07, 2014, 09:29:33 AM
I am Otomakan Ihsotas  ???
+5%


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Smithers on March 07, 2014, 09:31:14 AM
No, you're all liars - I'm Satoshi Nakamoto


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: railzand on March 07, 2014, 09:34:56 AM
No. I am Spartacus.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: culexevilman on March 07, 2014, 09:39:22 AM
I am Satoshi Nakamoto...well at least not the real one LOL


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: koryu on March 07, 2014, 09:44:08 AM
i am Koryu Nakamoto :)

i can tell you that Satoshi is still in stealth mode!


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: zoosher on March 07, 2014, 09:50:48 AM
Who is going to make a Dorian coin?



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: rohnearner on March 07, 2014, 09:51:30 AM
Roam on the streets wearing this then maybe you'll get more attention :p
Quote
https://i.imgur.com/JmOQQxu.jpg?1 (http://imgur.com/JmOQQxu)
don't know about others but you'll surely get attention of bitches .


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Mitchell on March 07, 2014, 09:51:44 AM
http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/forum/topics/bitcoin-open-source?commentId=2003008%3AComment%3A52407&xg_source=activity
^ You guys should read this + the replies.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: rohnearner on March 07, 2014, 09:53:43 AM
No, you're all liars - I'm Satoshi Nakamoto
I guess we must start a thread with Title : " Who else is Satoshi Nakamoto " . that too with a polling option on top with options " I'm " , " I'm not " just curious to know what will be the voting %.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: elasticband on March 07, 2014, 09:56:05 AM
We are all Nakamoto, the ideology that lives in us all bring us together. You found Nakamoto when you first owned some bitcoins.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: royal-casino on March 07, 2014, 09:57:21 AM
We are all Nakamoto, the ideology that lives in us all bring us together. You found Nakamoto when you first owned some bitcoins.

well said


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: BadBear on March 07, 2014, 09:59:06 AM
I am Batman.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Mitchell on March 07, 2014, 10:00:59 AM
I am Batman.
But but but... I though you were a bad bear. I'm disappointed. :(


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: sickhouse on March 07, 2014, 11:33:02 AM
Maybe just believing in Satoshi makes Satoshi real? So in that way we all are Satoshi!


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: harkonnen on March 07, 2014, 12:17:30 PM
I am.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: harkonnen on March 07, 2014, 12:18:30 PM
Not!


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Swordsoffreedom on March 08, 2014, 08:14:45 AM
I am Batman.

The fuzzy bear of justice with his assistant the badbear of the drama island  ;)


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: ghur on March 08, 2014, 08:34:18 AM
So where do I sign up for the Church of Satoshi?


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Ritual on March 08, 2014, 08:36:47 AM
I'm Satoshi, and so's my wife.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: serje on March 08, 2014, 08:41:54 AM
Guys stop bragging!

We all know I am Satoshi Nakamoto!


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: amitrwt on March 08, 2014, 09:59:40 AM
I don't understand why they are looking for Satoshi, we already got enough here.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: ghur on March 08, 2014, 10:05:33 AM
I don't understand why they are looking for Satoshi, we already got enough here.

We always need another Satoshi. Without it the blockchain ends and transactions are not processed.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: apsvinet on March 09, 2014, 02:39:11 AM
Is this still fun?
Do people actually find "I'm Satoshi" threads still enjoyable?
Pfft.


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: ndnh on March 09, 2014, 03:09:10 AM
Can you Satoshi Nakamotos help me out?

Just send a 0.1 % of the bitcoins here  1AUMthAr8sZUNbfDtWLtrEfBXDN81mspYM

Please???


What? You are not Satoshi Nakamoto? You handed the bitcoins to other people? You are not in charge?

Fine

Can the other people help me out?




Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: rohnearner on March 09, 2014, 06:01:30 AM
Is this still fun?
Do people actually find "I'm Satoshi" threads still enjoyable?
Pfft.
Sometimes I think how cool it would be if everyone thinks like I do..! but then when i realize this never gonna happen.. this is how things are gonna work..! So people will njoy what I/You/Other are not amused with ..!


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: postingthatsmypurpose on March 09, 2014, 09:18:58 AM
Erm, I just saw there is one exactly the same topic?


Title: Re: I am Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: izzotheschizo on March 09, 2014, 09:25:10 AM
Sorry didn't see this thread.

http://s.quickmeme.com/img/b1/b144ad10c122331c42282dc8bdd64ec849be70d00e289ab6fe1f8939c509e59e.jpg