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Post by: just_me on March 07, 2014, 07:40:49 PM


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Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin
Post by: Remember remember the 5th of November on March 07, 2014, 07:44:51 PM


When Satoshi first had the thought to create bitcoin, God 'saw' that thought

Whether it was ONE MAN, or whether it was an ORGANIZATION, God saw the thought or thoughts.

And God knew each and every one of you, who would get involved with bitcoin, before bitcoin was ever created.


If anyone thinks that they can hide from God, they are likely mistaken
(according to my interpretation of what the holy bible says)


God Knows Who Created Bitcoin
Did you forget to take your daily pills?


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin
Post by: Remember remember the 5th of November on March 07, 2014, 07:51:44 PM


When Satoshi first had the thought to create bitcoin, God 'saw' that thought

Whether it was ONE MAN, or whether it was an ORGANIZATION, God saw the thought or thoughts.

And God knew each and every one of you, who would get involved with bitcoin, before bitcoin was ever created.


If anyone thinks that they can hide from God, they are likely mistaken
(according to my interpretation of what the holy bible says)


God Knows Who Created Bitcoin
Did you forget to take your daily pills?

That is an evil accusation that came from your own evil mind, or Satan made you say that.
I do not use any pills, unlike the majority of the doctor worshippers in the world
Nope, you created this God thing only to cope with your existence. I am coping with my existence and that I am nothing more than atoms stuck together, so I needn't such a fictional entity ;).


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: HorseCoin on March 07, 2014, 07:58:26 PM
he's Big Bert

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/occupy-sesame-street-bert-arrested.jpg


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin
Post by: Remember remember the 5th of November on March 07, 2014, 07:59:39 PM


When Satoshi first had the thought to create bitcoin, God 'saw' that thought

Whether it was ONE MAN, or whether it was an ORGANIZATION, God saw the thought or thoughts.

And God knew each and every one of you, who would get involved with bitcoin, before bitcoin was ever created.


If anyone thinks that they can hide from God, they are likely mistaken
(according to my interpretation of what the holy bible says)


God Knows Who Created Bitcoin
Did you forget to take your daily pills?

That is an evil accusation that came from your own evil mind, or Satan made you say that.
I do not use any pills, unlike the majority of the doctor worshippers in the world
Nope, you created this God thing only to cope with your existence. I am coping with my existence and that I am nothing more than atoms stuck together, so I needn't such a fictional entity ;).

You are a non-believer. Blind to the truth. I am a believer in the Lord Jesus Christ. We will not agree until you believe in Jesus.

When it pleases God, He will reveal his son in you

in the meantime, why not keep your blind accusations to yourself? Or, better yet, go to a priest and get baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit

Are the blind to tell the sighted which way to go?


God can see you
God and Jesus are two separate (fictional) entities. If you worship only the son, then the "father" would be very angry.


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin
Post by: mz1000 on March 07, 2014, 08:04:49 PM
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Nope, you created this God thing only to cope with your existence. I am coping with my existence and that I am nothing more than atoms stuck together, so I needn't such a fictional entity ;).

The OP created God? :o


You are a non-believer. Blind to the truth. I am a believer in the Lord Jesus Christ. We will not agree until you believe in Jesus.

When it pleases God, He will reveal his son in you

in the meantime, why not keep your blind accusations to yourself? Or, better yet, go to a priest and get baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit

Are the blind to tell the sighted which way to go?


God can see you

and i won't agree with you until you believe God isn't male.

I'm going to ask God if she knows who Nakamoto is. :)



Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: clarkey2013 on March 07, 2014, 08:05:54 PM
http://m.memegen.com/2abn25.jpg


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin
Post by: farlack on March 07, 2014, 08:10:32 PM


When Satoshi first had the thought to create bitcoin, God 'saw' that thought

Whether it was ONE MAN, or whether it was an ORGANIZATION, God saw the thought or thoughts.

And God knew each and every one of you, who would get involved with bitcoin, before bitcoin was ever created.


If anyone thinks that they can hide from God, they are likely mistaken
(according to my interpretation of what the holy bible says)


God Knows Who Created Bitcoin
Did you forget to take your daily pills?

That is an evil accusation that came from your own evil mind, or Satan made you say that.
I do not use any pills, unlike the majority of the doctor worshippers in the world
Nope, you created this God thing only to cope with your existence. I am coping with my existence and that I am nothing more than atoms stuck together, so I needn't such a fictional entity ;).

You are a non-believer. Blind to the truth. I am a believer in the Lord Jesus Christ. We will not agree until you believe in Jesus.

When it pleases God, He will reveal his son in you

in the meantime, why not keep your blind accusations to yourself? Or, better yet, go to a priest and get baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit

Are the blind to tell the sighted which way to go?


God can see you

Dude you're out of your mind, take your hippy bullshit and get out of here. Go take your crazy pills. "God" had zero involvement in any of this..


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin
Post by: protokol on March 07, 2014, 08:11:56 PM
Nope, you created this God thing only to cope with your existence. I am coping with my existence and that I am nothing more than atoms stuck together, so I needn't such a fictional entity ;).

Well put, it reminded me of this track by YTCracker (of Bitcoin Baron fame :D)

https://soundcloud.com/ytcracker/ytcracker-supernova-swag

I am totally happy with the fact that we're made up of atoms that were created billions of years ago in a supernova far, far away. In fact I think it's awesome, way more interesting (and way more likely) than any religion or god-based theory.


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: Remember remember the 5th of November on March 07, 2014, 08:18:17 PM

Psalm 14:1
The fool has said in his heart 'there is no God'



I will also let you know, that God appoints whom he wills to rule over the kingdoms of man


Its not quite up to you. Whereas, God is sovereign




Thy Kingdom come, They will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, Amen



See, you think this entity God made humans the center of the Universe, but they(we) are not. Why would he bother making stuff happen outside of our scope(say in other galaxies)?

Also for a while now, we are the gods.


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: farlack on March 07, 2014, 08:19:06 PM

Psalm 14:1
The fool has said in his heart 'there is no God'



I will also let you know, that God appoints whom he wills to rule over the kingdoms of man


Its not quite up to you. Whereas, God is sovereign




Thy Kingdom come, They will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, Amen




The bible also says humans make humans, cats make cats, fish make fish etc, species of its own kind, so explain a donkey, and a horse, or a zeebra and a donkey.


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: mz1000 on March 07, 2014, 08:22:12 PM

Psalm 14:1
The fool has said in his heart 'there is no God'



I will also let you know, that God appoints whom he wills to rule over the kingdoms of man


Its not quite up to you. Whereas, God is sovereign




Thy Kingdom come, They will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, Amen




The bible also says humans make humans, cats make cats, fish make fish etc, species of its own kind, so explain a donkey, and a horse, or a zeebra and a donkey.

Because donkeys and zebras are types of horses :)


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: clarkey2013 on March 07, 2014, 08:26:38 PM
will god send bitcoins?  :D

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Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: farlack on March 07, 2014, 08:28:00 PM

Psalm 14:1
The fool has said in his heart 'there is no God'



I will also let you know, that God appoints whom he wills to rule over the kingdoms of man


Its not quite up to you. Whereas, God is sovereign




Thy Kingdom come, They will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, Amen




The bible also says humans make humans, cats make cats, fish make fish etc, species of its own kind, so explain a donkey, and a horse, or a zeebra and a donkey.

Because donkeys and zebras are types of horses :)


They are and different species, and make completely different species. A mule is the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse. Horses and donkeys are different species, with different numbers of chromosomes. Again, rabbits make rabbits, bluefin tuna make bluefin tuna. Crossing species and making a third, its against the bible.


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: Come-from-Beyond on March 07, 2014, 08:31:01 PM
God created all things THROUGH Jesus Christ

I see him everywhere...

http://www.escribacafe.com/wp-content/uploads/Screen-Shot-2012-09-05-at-21.42.38-560x415.png


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: farlack on March 07, 2014, 08:37:58 PM



God Knows Who Created Bitcoin



God created all things THROUGH Jesus Christ


That means that all of you were created through Jesus Christ whether you know it, believe it, or not(you cannot change this fact)

Gods salvation came upon all men, and it is without repentance(that means that Gods salvation, Jesus, came upon all men, and none of you can repent of it. Simply because you say that the creator is not real will not change that fact, that Gods salvation came upon you)

God has given you all Salvation.

Now the issues are in regards to how you received the salvation, but you have received Gods Salvation.

The great mercy of God. The Lords mercy endures forever




.. came upon all of who? A small unknown, unheard of, Jewish village that killed him? Not sure if you're seeing the wider picture my friend, if God knows the future, he knows we will 'sin'. He wires us to 'sin' he forms the bad guys knowing they will rape, murder, abuse, be a junkie. Hey lets toss in a baby with cancer, every few thousand made. You would think that if he knew the future, he would not put people here to be miserable as fuck. Oh well mind games I guess.

P.S. don't even reply god has plans for little babies he killed. That's a load of shit he could have just kept them vs birthing them.


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: gollum on March 07, 2014, 08:38:45 PM
NSA is the God of internet, the all seeing eye.
They either know who Satoshi is, or they created Satoshi.
Satoshi may be a fallen Angel of NSA, who knows?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/IAO-logo.png/590px-IAO-logo.png



Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: protokol on March 07, 2014, 08:48:30 PM

http://www.marsanomalyresearch.com/evidence-reports/2009/167/1-167-cydonia-face.jpg

when will more people start to understand that we are hard-wired to recognize patterns in nature, most scientists believe that is one reason why homo sapiens became so successful. Unfortunately our "pattern recognition" can be tricked, especially with things that resemble faces/other humans...

the image is the infamous "face on Mars", which was obviously not a face when re-photographed with better cameras years later.

EDIT: I know you were being sarcastic btw mate  ;)
EDIT2: I just noticed that jesus has the most horrifying hairy camel toe, now that not very christian is it?! :D


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 07, 2014, 08:51:38 PM
http://awesomeqasem.com/files/2013/09/q-port1.jpg
"You like, God?"


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: Come-from-Beyond on March 07, 2014, 08:54:33 PM
EDIT2: I just noticed that jesus has the most horrifying hairy camel toe, now that not very christian is it?! :D

LOL. After u said this, I see it too.

Edit: I think it's balls.


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: subSTRATA on March 07, 2014, 08:57:40 PM
Comments on OP trust page sum it up nicely.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=104135

dank, is that you?


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: farlack on March 07, 2014, 08:58:25 PM

Like I told you non-believing FOOLS


God appoints whom he wills to rule over the kingdoms of man



Some of you are quite out to lunch, thinking that you will somehow place your bitcoin throne or crypto throne above what God has already allowed to rule in the world.

Read my lips!

God appoints whom he wills to rule over the kingdoms of man


What you ought to say, is that 'if it be Gods will, then perchance a crypto might become something of anything'....

But obviously crypto has become something already, hasn't it? It would not have done that, except God gave it power to do that.

There be no power except it be of God


If I haven't already told you, you need to repent and turn back to God.

Give Glory To God ( it is very, very important, that you give glory to God, so if you are successful in bitcoin, please remember what I am telling you, and remember to always GIVE GLORY TO GOD )

Remember the story of Nebuchadnezzar from the Holy Bible


Glory Be To God

Glory Be To God


Glory Be To God

Glory Be To God

Glory Be To God


Glory Be To God

Glory Be To God

Glory Be To God


Glory Be To God






Crypto is allowed by God? What about free will, isn't this conflicting?


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: protokol on March 07, 2014, 08:58:30 PM
EDIT2: I just noticed that jesus has the most horrifying hairy camel toe, now that not very christian is it?! :D

LOL. After u said this, I see it too.

Edit: I think it's balls.

Possible. I guess that's a little more christian (seeing as balls are for procreation). So the question is, was teabagging invented by the devil?  :o


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: protokol on March 07, 2014, 09:01:25 PM
Comments on OP trust page sum it up nicely.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=104135

dank, is that you?

(from trust page)
Quote
Also uses Jesus as a red herring for defense.

AFFILIATED WITH THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT??!!.

Ok maybe that's a bit of an old skool stereotype hehe...


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: protokol on March 07, 2014, 09:03:00 PM

Some of you are in danger of losing your salvation, with the kinds of things you say to me, with the perverse pic and such


But it's Jesus, how can you be perverted to your own Messiah??!

BLASPHEMY!


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: farlack on March 07, 2014, 09:04:50 PM

Some of you are in danger of losing your salvation, with the kinds of things you say to me, with the perverse pic and such



I am actually being friendly to you


But, have you noticed how some of the prominent men in bitcoin have been getting thrown down lately?


Ok, well, I'll tell you, that except you repent, then the same will happen to you...


And I am telling you to GIVE GLORY TO GOD (not asking, I am telling you to do it, for your own good)


God will appoint whom he wills to rule over the kingdoms of man.

If bitcoin become something of anything, then God will appoint whom he wills to rule over it.

It its a non-believer, then god appointed the non-believer, but if its someone who believes in Jesus,
then that is who God appointed to rule over bitcoin.

God will also throw down the wicked and the crooked serpent, in front of the rulers of the world(the rulers whom god appointed), and the rulers of the world must have seen this happen.

Best advice I can give you:

repent and turn back to God,

and

Give Glory to God


God does know who created bitcoin

Maybe you misunderstand how bitcoin works, every single person who uses it, controls it. Not any one person, nor God can control bitcoin. And again, I think you're mistaking free will, and the fact god doesn't EVER intervene in anything, let alone bitcoin.


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: HorseCoin on March 07, 2014, 09:08:49 PM
God was the one that made Bitcoin in the first place.

a long long time ago.


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: Mike Christ on March 07, 2014, 09:11:19 PM
This video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE) finally convinced me that Christ is the only path to true salvation.


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: farlack on March 07, 2014, 09:25:07 PM
You really need to accept the fact that our race as a whole, made us become what we are today. You do what you want, with no strings attached. Spending all your time posting about how god is great, its not really enjoying or exploring anything.  Sorry your life is not set in stone, if 25 fat guys busted in your house and ass raped you until your intestines fell out, its not because god had plans for it to happen, its because you didn't lock the front door.


Title: Re: God Knows Who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the creator of bitcoin is
Post by: keithers on March 07, 2014, 09:28:25 PM

Lol! This is one of the funnier things I have seen in a while. You should charge admission to see this image of Jesus