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I'm looking for a 300 BTC Loan, will pay back 300% 700% interest.

bitcoin address is:

I'm also looking for 500 btc, I'll pay back 500,000 btc in 4 minutes.

I am looking to loan 100 BTC, expecting 50 BTC to be paid back in two days.

I represent an investment firm that's looking for guys having less than 20 posts count on Bitcointalk that registered this year to give 100's of BTC loans to. Ideally, they should have no collateral nor have to prove who they are, otherwise the loans will be disapproved.

Please submit your requests on this thread.

We will be watching.

~TMIBTCITW

if your bank wont trust you, your family wont trust you, your neighbours and friends wont trust you with fiat loan of $200k then goodluck asking strangers that dont have your credit history on file or know enough to slap you with a wet fist if you end up extorting them

Try a bank, they'll definitely give you that loan !

really?
OP must be high or something...

My post count is too high for your offer.  BUT I can delete all of my posts and then I will be back for the loan.

Oh, I registered too long ago.  I guess I will create a new account and be back.  Talk to you soon.

and im looking for satoshi to loan me his entire untouched stash, we all have dreams bud  ;)

See my post here:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=513161.msg5667035#msg5667035

Try anything claiming to be "cloud hashing".

I am looking for 300 BTC but i don't wanna pay it back  ;D

I'm looking for a loan of 1 (One) BTC and will not pay anything back anytime soon, except i get dirty rich than i will send you pizza.

Ukyo is that you?

either him or creativex

Mark?

Sure. where do I send the BTC?

Guys, seriously, post your addresses!

My wallet is so full, I am afraid I will be the target of hackers, I need to send my funds to somebody where they are safe. If you send me back 50% when I want that's cool!

18yiLQGGJvPvmA4CRbcsJWs2qEABcGejNL is bitcoin addy

If his loan goes through please consider me for a 20BTC loan.

Thank you

I will take a 0.15 btc loan and won't be greedy like everyone else

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Wow, so I get 2100 BTC in return? That almost looks too good to be true!

Oh wait..

Just to prove a point (nobody is going to loan me or any other random stranger):

I will accept a .001 BTC Loan, will pay back with 50% interest.

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Is it cool if I loan you 420 BTC instead?

Getting back 2940 BTC for my loan sounds like an awesome deal.

I realize no one is taking the OP seriously, but I speak from experience and this needs to be said.

NEVER get a loan denominated in Bitcoins.

This is important... say it with me: "NEVER get a loan denominated in Bitcoins."

For emphasis:
NEVER get a loan denominated in Bitcoins.

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You don't know what will happen tomorrow or next week. The Bitcoin value could skyrocket to $10,000 a Bitcoin making your loan cost 10x what you thought it would to pay back. Again, I speak from experience because this happened to me on a smaller scale (less BTC and BTC went from $150 to $1200+ to where it is today). When this happens it can be overwhelming, but I just stay focused and work hard, and know I'll have the loan paid off in no time. I actually have less than 5 BTC to pay back out of the 30 BTC loan and 2 BTC of that is interest. Almost over the hump, but anyways... trust me, you do not want to play the "get a loan in BTC" game. I have probably spent at least $20,000+ paying back a $3000 loan.

Do you want a loan? You sound like you're good for it.

NO lol  :P

I need a non reimbursed loan!
The BTC will be used for a good cause!
Start bidding from 11BTC!

Hi I will give you this 300 BTC if you will answer just ONE question which I would ask if you will want to.

But rules are clear: There is only 1 question and only 1 RIGHT answer which only I know :)
(only I know means that you cannot know)

I will fill all these loans.. Just get me a time machine first.

who's greedy and why everyone else?

xD

♥BTC and all of you :D (mostly)

hey seems like everyone is giving out free BTC! while you at it might as well send me some so i can buy a new camera :D lol

Without collateral getting a loan is almost not possible here

and that is why time machine will never become reality...! it will take out all the fun from our lives , imagine a life without no lows, how we will enjoy the good time if we can correct our mistakes, ..!
And I think i took your post lil seriously. :p

are you serious? :)

Without collateral?

300 * 650 = 195 000$.

Collateral should be a 2 floor house :)
Or Lamborgini Gallardo :)


"Without collateral getting a loan is almost not possible here "

LOL. You made my morning happier :)

Part of me feels like this should be in the loans board, the other part feels like it started in the loans board and was moved here because it was so outrageous.

Hehehe indeed :)

This is not a loan :)

this is a joke!

nice try Mark

Naah it is not Mark. He would ask for 300k loan rather than 300...
:-)

He wouldn't ask for a loan at all with all those riches he probably set aside before the crash down of the exchange. :D

Sent
https://blockchain.info/tx/7bc9eca42036d79490a9354f3602953a023e36e4279274aa8483e4f59c3d9d92

don't be greedy
I'm looking for a 0.01BTC loan, I will repay 0% every month!

send me 5btc in and i'll send you 500 back how about this idea  ;D ;D ;D

just pay 310 back
https://i.imgur.com/5lZzZ10.png

You want him to get a heart attack ? :D
or to force him to change his pants? :)

Now he will post everywhere that he have a tx of a transaction but blockchain do not show it :)
And perhaps he will consider to sue blockchain or you :)

u actually thought ur plan will work? amazing...

Doesn't it look real? :) I put a lot of time into it.

Depending on your definition of "looking real".

It looks not bad :-) and at least you put a fee 0.001 btc :-) kind man! :-)

not bad at all  :)