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Title: Make me laugh Post by: Hhampuz on April 25, 2019, 01:55:43 PM Going through some very rough times recently and just as I thought it was starting to get better I got hit with something devastating again.
Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit. Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: WhyFhy on April 25, 2019, 02:20:24 PM Going through some very rough times recently and just as I thought it was starting to get better I got hit with something devastating again. Shit. all I need is 1 merit. <- it's only funny if you look at my merit/post/activity.Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit. Anyways Hamppuz I hope all is well and or get's better. We need you back on your P's&Q's. https://imgur.com/a/Pnee9xi https://imgur.com/a/Pnee9xi (https://imgur.com/a/Pnee9xi) edit- when I posted this I had 19 merit -now I'm ballin at 20 Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: Daniel91 on April 25, 2019, 02:53:33 PM Why there are no mosquitoes in China?
Every Chinese killed one :) Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: sujonali1819 on April 25, 2019, 03:09:26 PM Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: markstivn98 on April 25, 2019, 09:55:21 PM If you want to laugh really see Mr bean Watch this video funny :D https://youtu.be/MVQwlKRDKOA Use YouTube to get more videos, you will definitely laughhttps://i.postimg.cc/9MkwYdMR/Screenshot-1.png I wish you happiness Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: legendster on April 26, 2019, 12:29:49 AM I come online, hoping the electricty / internet would stay.
I message my employer, Hey I'm online, I am available now, let's start work! 2 minutes later power goes away. Its a miracle this employer has chosen to stick it out with me, I don't think I'd have survived without such help. This isn't overtly funny but sometimes we should find funny shit within the darkest of times. I hope you do better soon enough. Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: ankit10 on April 26, 2019, 04:41:12 AM On date
She: How do I look? Me: Average. *She gets pissed and gives a look* *20 minutes later* *While taking a selfie* She: Yaar, I look soooo bad todayyy. :( Me: I know. But still I called you average. :) *She gives another deadly look* *funeral music starts playing at the back* John McAfee knows, who is Satoshi. Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: Flagship11 on April 26, 2019, 04:43:24 AM Video of a gun that ties you up
https://i.imgur.com/DzkY7Zx.gifv Video of a Dog thinks hes a human https://i.imgur.com/SjVQUW0.gifv Video of a fishnet https://gfycat.com/eagerhorribleakitainu-fishing-net-satisfying Hopefully you get some amusement from these :) Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: Baofeng on April 26, 2019, 04:46:07 AM I know you are a sports fan so here it goes ;D
7 p.m. I get a text message from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I texted my girlfriend: You of course. ;D ;D ;D I just hope that you are doing ok though. Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: johnnyperz on April 26, 2019, 06:04:35 AM A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …” Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: amaraportia on April 26, 2019, 06:08:20 AM What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: bonker on April 26, 2019, 06:39:13 AM Myself chatting with my girlfriend while watching soccer looks like
https://media.giphy.com/media/vqJAJMr4klojK/giphy.gif Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: Flagship11 on April 26, 2019, 08:02:33 AM What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest! Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: TopTort777 on April 26, 2019, 08:14:35 AM Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: Woodie on April 26, 2019, 08:35:47 AM GROOVY FRIDAY
https://i.imgur.com/6uATlB8.gif TRASH CAN https://i.imgur.com/ayPfKHO.gif credit to giphy WHEN YOU WATCH TOO MANY MOVIES,THIS HAPPENS https://media.giphy.com/media/lD0OBtwl2Xxm0/giphy.gif credit to giphy Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: SeanTan on April 26, 2019, 08:37:50 AM I know you are a sports fan so here it goes ;D 7 p.m. I get a text message from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I texted my girlfriend: You of course. ;D ;D ;D I just hope that you are doing ok though. You are the men but you're girl is a boss Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: bakasabo on April 26, 2019, 10:51:23 AM English quote jokes are always the best
"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though." English is not as tough to understand Russian word handwritten in cursive https://i.imgur.com/7a5YZfp.png (word is "лишишьcя" = will lose) Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: andrea1234 on April 26, 2019, 11:58:45 AM Going through some very rough times recently and just as I thought it was starting to get better I got hit with something devastating again. Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto And Neptune. Everyone must attend it.Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit. Student: Sorry My Mom wouldn't let me go so far. ;D Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: kannikaamudee on April 26, 2019, 12:25:16 PM Myself chatting with my girlfriend while watching soccer looks like I know how to multi-task bitch ;Dhttps://media.giphy.com/media/vqJAJMr4klojK/giphy.gif Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: cyl2077 on April 26, 2019, 12:26:57 PM We have all heard that the memory of a fish is very short, maybe only 10 seconds. So I think you can go find a fish and borrow a sum of money. maybe you can be happy for a while.
Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: cryptjh on April 26, 2019, 02:01:33 PM This youtube video about a clueless cryptocurrency trader who just keeps losing money on altcoins was really fun for me to watch.
Balcony Conversations - Bitcoin Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQegMA_kY9Y Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: Alpinat on April 27, 2019, 07:08:06 AM When you have a workmate and she had this bad odor on her armpit.
(Scene) She raised her arm. Your inner self: What?! Tomorrow I will just put deodorant in my nose. I feel so shy to you so my nose will adjust in your armpit. Please laugh ;D Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: Woodie on April 27, 2019, 12:46:24 PM https://i.imgur.com/GfbFhnb.jpg
EDIT: added video to the list https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNWMfciB7Cw Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: Accounting87 on April 28, 2019, 11:08:50 AM It made me laugh too ;D
Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: Autumn_Rain on April 28, 2019, 12:22:11 PM What a strange exchange. As if you are a king asking your court circle to make you laugh for a coin
Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: El duderino_ on April 28, 2019, 01:21:04 PM Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: El duderino_ on April 28, 2019, 01:32:57 PM Yow Hhampuz just go for some classics
Sit your ass in that lazy chair for a day and watch some classic laugh movies .... The Big Lebowski, American pie 1-2-3-4, Hot shots, Naked gun, Anchorman, or whatever Will Ferrell movie, Vince Vaughn movie and so on https://i.imgur.com/VvzZfvz.gif ^ And keep thinking this way.... https://i.imgur.com/RyjITyt.gif ^ And you will be alright Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: markstivn98 on April 28, 2019, 09:52:37 PM Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: " Billionaire" :D Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: cestmoi on April 28, 2019, 11:19:53 PM What is the difference between the mafia and a licking a pussy?
[russian accent] None, one slip of the tongue and you are in shit [/russian accent] Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: bigboyClark on April 30, 2019, 12:53:16 PM https://youtu.be/5Zr6pd-tceo
Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: Lionel Messi on May 10, 2019, 12:31:13 AM Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?
Because he's always talking trash! There isn’t much training involved in being a garbage man. You just pick it up as you go along! You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated. We should call them garbage people instead. Title: Re: Make me laugh Post by: BADecker on May 10, 2019, 12:48:38 AM Here's Your PROOF, "The Left" Has Gone COMPLETELY Insane - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6grXCooL3-M.
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