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Title: My Soul Post by: bitcoinsatosh on March 13, 2014, 01:42:11 PM Starting bid .0001BTC one week time. The highest bidder gets my soul when I die. You can do whatever you want with it.
When facing the devil, I will let them know my soul has already been sold to [insert bid winner's name]. Title: Re: My Soul Post by: RodeoX on March 13, 2014, 01:46:43 PM Hmmm. What shape is it in? Did you sin a lot or loose some of it to a former soul sucking girlfriend?
Title: Re: My Soul Post by: bitcoinsatosh on March 13, 2014, 01:50:15 PM More info:
My soul is pretty pure. I have never done anything horrible. The shape is circle, 100% complete. I have not sold it to anyone else before. I have not had any jobs where they take your soul away, nor have I had any ex-girlfriends/boyfriends drain it. It's a male one. If you have any question, don't hesitate to ask. Title: Re: My Soul Post by: OnkelPaul on March 13, 2014, 01:52:38 PM If you're willing to sell it it is obviously not worth much.
Not interested. Onkel Paul Title: Re: My Soul Post by: roslinpl on March 13, 2014, 07:12:47 PM Starting bid .0001BTC one week time. The highest bidder gets my soul when I die. You can do whatever you want with it. When facing the devil, I will let them know my soul has already been sold to [insert bid winner's name]. So you want to save your soul from devil huh? Sell it now to someone here, and then Devil will cannot take it? Smart and clever but it might be dangerous for whom buy. Title: Re: My Soul Post by: klondike_bar on March 13, 2014, 10:33:55 PM 0.001BTC
i take no responsibility for treating it well, and will retain all rights to use it like my own, including resale or as acceptable currency when my own should would otherwise be required. ps: the seller MUST take full responsibility to not offer thier soul to anyone else, and MUST UNDERSTAND that once they have sold thier soul to me that they cannot invoke 'take-backs' or tell others that they still have a soul, when in fact it was already sold for a pittance of digital currency Title: Re: My Soul Post by: klondike_bar on March 13, 2014, 10:37:05 PM 0.001BTC i take no responsibility for treating it well, and will retain all rights to use it like my own, including resale or as acceptable currency when my own should would otherwise be required. ps: the seller MUST take full responsibility to not offer thier soul to anyone else, and MUST UNDERSTAND that once they have sold thier soul to me that they cannot invoke 'take-backs' or tell others that they still have a soul, when in fact it was already sold for a pittance of digital currency ^realised the offer is after you die. My offer is still valid, but i have a few questions: 1) how old are you? 2) there is a cat on the other side of a busy intersection. You are equipped with a bicycle, a pair of shoes, and a large red balloon (filled with normal air, so it does not float well). What do you do? 3) have you ever seen your parents having sex? (this one is important, don't ask why) Title: Re: My Soul Post by: lemfuture on March 13, 2014, 10:40:04 PM meme thread
Title: Re: My Soul Post by: E.exchanger on March 13, 2014, 11:00:46 PM Ahhh i guess this is the only thing left to be sold out for bitcoins. Its obviously a scam to get few free $$$ if its not then iam 101% sure that OP is high on weed cuz without it no one can post this kind of crap.
Title: Re: My Soul Post by: KWH on March 13, 2014, 11:03:43 PM Starting bid .0001BTC one week time. The highest bidder gets my soul when I die. You can do whatever you want with it. When facing the devil, I will let them know my soul has already been sold to [insert bid winner's name]. Maybe you and dank should hook up. ;D Title: Re: My Soul Post by: acs267 on March 13, 2014, 11:05:33 PM Not fucking kidding,
I'll instantly buy it for .0002BTC. What's your address? Title: Re: My Soul Post by: roslinpl on March 13, 2014, 11:56:55 PM Wait I give 0.0003 BTC :D
But no more! My last bid! :P But seems like already 0.001BTC bid was made. Isn't ? :) Too bad... I had very nice plan to manage your soul. What to do. Lives go on. Title: Re: My Soul Post by: HorseCoin on March 14, 2014, 12:05:27 AM Starting bid .0001BTC one week time. The highest bidder gets my soul when I die. You can do whatever you want with it. When facing the devil, I will let them know my soul has already been sold to [insert bid winner's name]. i already have your damned, soul. stop faking it Title: Re: My Soul Post by: dank on March 14, 2014, 06:18:33 AM Starting bid .0001BTC one week time. The highest bidder gets my soul when I die. You can do whatever you want with it. When facing the devil, I will let them know my soul has already been sold to [insert bid winner's name]. Maybe you and dank should hook up. ;D I smelled a dank post immediately before I scrolled down to this. Title: Re: My Soul Post by: bitcoinsatosh on March 14, 2014, 01:56:05 PM Ahhh i guess this is the only thing left to be sold out for bitcoins. Its obviously a scam to get few free $$$ if its not then iam 101% sure that OP is high on weed cuz without it no one can post this kind of crap. If you think this is a scam, you are clearly mistaken. I can explain mathematically. Firstly, lets assume when the time comes, the soul is important for whatever reason. I will no longer have one. You can do whatever you want with it. The person who judges my soul clearly knows it was sold. Whether you believe in a soul or not is irrelevant since we can not know. So if a soul is real, there is high value to it. The chance of it being real and having value is non-zero (it can be big or small, but can't be zero). So there is a balance between odds and reward. In this case, the reward is near infinite, and the cost is what the bidder deems appropriate. I hope this makes sense. |