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Title: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 15, 2019, 12:56:09 PM Feel free to submit recipes. I'm leaning towards John McAfee's Dick Under Glass.
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Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: eternalgloom on May 15, 2019, 01:15:01 PM Good idea, I would prepare it just as you would prepare Rocky Mountain Oysters. (bull testicles)
Seems fitting, if 2019 ends in a bull market, without hitting 100k. I hope he'll share with you though ;) Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: crwth on May 15, 2019, 01:22:09 PM How about a chili con carne ala McAfee Peniś?
Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Haunebu on May 15, 2019, 01:23:12 PM Hilarious. John McAfee used to be famous for his anti virus software before, but is primarily remembered by his private parts and outrageous claims about revealing Satoshi these days. And this guy wants to become the new president? Hilarious indeed.
Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Beerwizzard on May 15, 2019, 01:34:26 PM I think that John McAfee would refuse to give you his dick so you better find some other disgusting thing and get ready to do it. Just imho but even such obvious things like running naked around the street is fine if you gonna bet on it.
Anyway, from the current point BTC have to make like x14. I don't want to disappoint you but one thing is to get x10 on shitcoin with 100$ market cap and the other thing is to make x10 with multi billion MC. Actualy this is the reason thy GDP is growing with a slow speed. Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: LeGaulois on May 15, 2019, 01:40:50 PM Hilarious. John McAfee used to be famous for his anti virus software before, but is primarily remembered by his private parts and outrageous claims about revealing Satoshi these days. And this guy wants to become the new president? Hilarious indeed. Perhaps he is smart about antivirus but there are also a lot of things he knows nothing about but he likes to look like the supremacy Once I watched a documentary with an interview about him, he welcomed the journalists to his home in his pajamas, he had a porno magazine and a bottle of whiskey in the kitchen. Honestly, I think he is also on drugs and when he is, he likes to go on twitter to brag about anything he can imagine. ^^ Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Nivir on May 15, 2019, 01:48:54 PM Maybe this works for McAfee's thing.
http://www.grouprecipes.com/59411/penis-stew.html Penis Stew Ingredients 1 penis, ram's or bull's or McAfee's 3 tbls. oil 1 large chopped onion 2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped 1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed 1 tsp salt freshly ground black pepper How to make it Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind). Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil. Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes. Drain and slice. Heat the oil in a large skillet. Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden. Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes. Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil. Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender. Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning. Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Ailmand on May 15, 2019, 01:50:05 PM I don't depend on any speculations even with famous people but rather I trust and observe the movement of the market. We're not far from what we want and I'm sure that things would get better anytime soon. Bitcoin is surprising, we might just eat what we say.
Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: CryptoBry on May 15, 2019, 01:55:09 PM Hilarious. John McAfee used to be famous for his anti virus software before, but is primarily remembered by his private parts and outrageous claims about revealing Satoshi these days. And this guy wants to become the new president? Hilarious indeed. He is a man who knows how to use the media to his own advantage. And I think he made good money with projects he endorsed when ICOs were the in thing. I am sure he just enjoying what he is doing and that is to be a good joker in the world of cryptocurrency. At least he is a strong and famous supporter of Bitcoin...we can count on him on that. As to the dick jokes, well those are just jokes to get the attention that he wanted. And now that he wants to run for President...though of course he can't win he can be bringing the cause of cryptocurrency to the masses. Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: pawanjain on May 15, 2019, 02:28:00 PM How about slicing John's d**k to 5 equal pieces vertically and add it as a topping in a Pizza. Imagine baby corn pizza. That would be cruel and nasty though.
Predictions doesn't matter when it comes to crypto. Nobody predicted that the price would fall so low when the bear market started in 2018. If people could make predictions so accurately then everybody would be millionaire. I am quite sure BTC won't even cross $50k by the end of 2019 (not making a prediction here). Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: pushups44 on May 15, 2019, 02:35:07 PM Feel free to submit recipes. I'm leaning towards John McAfee's Dick Under Glass. John McAfee is an attention-seeker, which is weird because he is too old to be playing these games. It's good that he has a care-free attitude, though. As for his price prediction, or the one in this thread, it's possible but I take it with a grain of salt. There is still plenty of infrastructure needed to bring mainstream adoption. I definitely see BTC hitting 100K by 2021 though. Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Genemind on May 15, 2019, 02:51:14 PM John Mcafee is careless when he speaks and speculate and it would only mislead and conceive us. That's the reason why we have to get rid of this kind of people. They have nothing to do but to release statements without even worrying the impact of it on people. He's a selfish man so we should ignore him.
Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Samuel4 on May 15, 2019, 02:56:10 PM This is funny. Where will you even see the man to eat his dick? The truth is the more Bitcoin gains popularity, the more difficult it becomes to predict its price. John McFee is only living in past glory, and all he does is to seek relevance in the crypto space. Funny enough I don't follow his speculations for my investments
Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Vishnu.Reang on May 15, 2019, 03:11:49 PM Be careful with what you wish for. ;D
Right now, the exchange rates are in the range of $7,900 - 8,000 per coin and you are expecting a 1250% spike in less than eight months. There are several challenges... the mainstream investors still remember the sharp correction we had after the ATH. This might discourage many from investing in Bitcoin. Another issue is the frequent exchange hacks. Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: antisocial77 on May 15, 2019, 03:16:42 PM lol.one question.do you believe bitcoin will be over 100k? if yes sounds like you need to eat a dick :) if no, you need to make up new accuse to eat his dick. my opinion dont eat anyone's dick.
Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: XinXan on May 15, 2019, 04:37:25 PM Feel free to submit recipes. I'm leaning towards John McAfee's Dick Under Glass. It does seem totally possible to be honest. The 24h volume is insane and a lot of cool shit is going to happen this year, either way it's a win/win, in fact, it would be better for bitcoin to go to 99.9k so you can benefit from the price and also eat Mcafee's dick. Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: rdbase on May 15, 2019, 05:41:24 PM lol.one question.do you believe bitcoin will be over 100k? if yes sounds like you need to eat a dick :) if no, you need to make up new accuse to eat his dick. my opinion dont eat anyone's dick. I completely think this was a ploy by mcafee and he will not actually eat his own dick to appease the masses in the bitcoin sphere. This is just absurd to think he will castrate his entire member to own up on this bet.He would be known as the varys of the crypto world. "During their stay in Myr, a man offered a large sum of money for Varys, an offer his master found too tempting to refuse. The man gave Varys a potion that made him powerless to move or speak, but did nothing to dull his senses as his manhood was cut off at the stem, then burnt in a brazier in a Blood Magic ritual." I know I am a got fanatic. ;D Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: The Cryptovator on May 15, 2019, 05:49:09 PM Personally I don't believe prediction of John
Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 15, 2019, 05:51:53 PM This is funny. Where will you even see the man to eat his dick? The truth is the more Bitcoin gains popularity, the more difficult it becomes to predict its price. John McFee is only living in past glory, and all he does is to seek relevance in the crypto space. Funny enough I don't follow his speculations for my investments I will sail the high seas in search of lol.one question.do you believe bitcoin will be over 100k? if yes sounds like you need to eat a dick :) if no, you need to make up new accuse to eat his dick. my opinion dont eat anyone's dick. No accuses. Your opinion sucks cuz I've met a many women who've eaten dick - well, at least tasted it. And don't even get me started on the likes of Kevin Spacey. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/877952436526362626/CuCSnu0U.jpg "I think I get that waiter drunk, then see how big his dick is and how it tastes." Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: tytanhamon04 on May 15, 2019, 05:52:10 PM Feel free to submit recipes. I'm leaning towards John McAfee's Dick Under Glass. John McAfee's has always been and will always be a spontaneous and very determined person. His expression was a statement that he believes in Bitcoin. All his words are a metaphor and of course he won't do it.Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: jak3 on May 15, 2019, 05:58:04 PM lol, that guys deserve such treatment :p I still remember when he said he is going to find out who Satoshi is and then he is maybe going to blackmail him to give out 1000 BTC XD. that guy can be a good comedian one day.
Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Slow death on May 15, 2019, 07:02:08 PM Feel free to submit recipes. I'm leaning towards John McAfee's Dick Under Glass. he is very active on twitter and does not say anything about his promise Quote The U.S. Gov. thinks it's watching me. I'm the master of disinformation and obfuscation. Must be in.order to make McAfee Inc fight an army of hackers. It is me that is watching the U.S. Gov. You will soon see the truth. Silence me and hundreds will cintinue to release the Truth. Quote The IRS, using the NSA and the FBI, are harrassing my former employees (Two were given houses), my business contacts (In Mexico no less), my banks, and even my auto mechanics. I will be publishing the full audio of these harrassments soon. I invented the tech they use. I'm McAfee Quote Please! Those who claim Satoshi is Paul Solotshi Calder Le Roux, have been smoking way too much opium! Quote Stocks have only a market created face value. Cryptocurrencies have a face value + a functional value. The net functional value is now near zero - little use of a token's utility, but functional growth rate will soon reach exponential values. There will be an ecplosion soon. Quote It's hilarious how people look at a few hours change in the market and somehow believe it matters. Last night the headlines were Bitcoin FALLS below $7,000. This morning - $7,400. Long term is all there is folks. https://i.imgur.com/g5v1rKw.jpg Source: https://twitter.com/officialmcafee?cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D&refsrc=email He's from another planet. Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: xvids on May 15, 2019, 08:17:14 PM This is why you shouldn't listen to those famous person that say anything about crypto,
Most of them are just over reacting and just saying a random things and people would believe them because they are famous. Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Lizzylove1 on May 15, 2019, 08:24:09 PM I can't say what really gives John MacAfee the confidence to always come up with near impossible price judging by how turbulent the market has been performing. Maybe he is privy to some big giants coming to bitcoin market. Maybe he has use his software to view and see them, so he always places his d**k as a belt.
Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: bhabygrim on May 15, 2019, 09:09:20 PM I hope his ready to eat his own dick .
Because right now it looks really impossible to reach it we are too far from hitting it. If I wasn't mistaken this statement was made during 2017 with the great pump. He was expecting too much and this was total forgotten because of the 2018 dump . Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: MakeMoneyBtc on May 15, 2019, 09:55:36 PM You better do that because I'm sure he is not going to do I on his own. I'm still laughing when I see some people thinking what he meant what he said since it was obviously only a joke and also a very good marketing strategy because he knew people are going to spread his name all around the internet. Even though he knew he is going to receive lots of negative comments I think he can deal with that as long as he gets a few thousand more people to follow him.
Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: thankyoulord on May 15, 2019, 09:56:05 PM funny but then there is no need for that. so many people especially john McAfee just try to predict bitcoin price every now and then based on their own understanding but then we really can't tell how far the bitcoin price will go between now and end of 2019.lets just watch and pray.
Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: minersday on May 16, 2019, 09:13:44 PM Feel free to submit recipes. I'm leaning towards John McAfee's Dick Under Glass. hahhahaha.. The crypto ecosystem is a free space where people can just share their thoughts regarding any cryptocurrency in terms of its possible market value within a certain period of time. I highly doubt that Bitcoin will be trading above $100k by the end of 2019. For the recipes, I think ginger and garlic will be perfect for steaming John McAfee's Dick ;D ;D ;D ;D lol Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: pixie85 on May 16, 2019, 10:20:20 PM You will only be able to eat his dick if you can find him. Last time I heard about John he was hiding from the authorities so this is going to be hard especially when we all know that you aren't the most handsome guy on Earth.
And don't try to barge in uninvited or you'll probably get shot before you are given a chance to explain your motives. For the recipes, I think ginger and garlic will be perfect for steaming John McAfee's Dick ;D ;D ;D ;D lol He's not going to literally cook it and eat it. The expression has more than one meaning ;) Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Bohdan Rabeha on May 17, 2019, 09:32:42 AM This is why you shouldn't listen to those famous person that say anything about crypto, Many such specialists in crypto market, they are usually media people. What this means, they create name for themselves on this technology, sooner or later bitcoin will have price of 100 000$ and then they will say: "I once said, look, price of Bitcoin 100 000$".Most of them are just over reacting and just saying a random things and people would believe them because they are famous. But worst thing is that they do not help for bitcoin in any way, they only provide false information and create the unnecessary noise. The world would have long been beginning to trust for bitcoin as a system of payments, if not such idiots as him. Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: Slow death on May 17, 2019, 10:15:21 AM I can't say what really gives John MacAfee the confidence to always come up with near impossible price judging by how turbulent the market has been performing. he can be a very good computer programmer, but in the last years his actions are not good, just see what he post every day on twitter... But what makes shocked me is the fact that he does not come publicly say that his prediction is impossible and that he exaggerated Maybe he is privy to some big giants coming to bitcoin market. I doubt he has spent at least 2 minutes doing research before talking about his over-prediction Maybe he has use his software to view and see them, so he always places his d**k as a belt. or maybe he smoked exaggeratedly and had no control over his mouth and said what he should not Title: Re: I will eat John McAfee's dick if BTC doesn't trade above $100K by end of 2019. Post by: okala on May 17, 2019, 02:40:23 PM No need to eat up his dick simply because the price of bitcoin did not reach $100000 before the end of 2019, John MvAfee is just like any other speculators in the crypto market and they can only predict they have no direct influence on the price of bitcoin, the bitcoin market is always unpredictable and at that we all need to pick the positive side and move on.
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