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Title: Sad Story Post by: acs267 on March 14, 2014, 04:35:50 AM Be prepared. The following is a sad story:
Martha Ray Beth got home from school one morning. She turned on her laptop, and her reflection stared back at her. Glasses. She wore glasses. Her vision was just a little under 20/40, and she wore glasses. Her reflection didn't. She started to type into Google, looking up various things. From the Internet itself, to people bashing each other. She glanced at a AD, that appeared in her top right corner. 10K Pizza In this day and age, Martha Ray Beth laughed at the ad. Possibly a silly troll, or a few. But then she clicked on it. A site popped up, 'Bitcoin Talk'. She glanced at the early 2000s design of the site, and then the number of members. Not as many as the other forums she went on, way less than Hack Forums, or XBox Live. She clicked on board after board, running through the topics. She decided that the topic of Bitcoins amazed her, from silver to gold, to paper to fiat, and then digitization of fiat itself. Currency. This currency had potential. So she got her dad to buy her a fancy new computer, totaling at least two thousand. But he also seemed interested in it himself. A few years later, right down to this day, Martha Ray Beth spent all of her time from school in cryptocurrencies. Her wallet itself, holds a hundred thousand coins, or more. But the reason why this is sad, why, a sad story is always sad, is because of what happened years later. Her dad had a slight disadvantage when the coin grew. He started to invest in schemes, scams, and get multiple loans. So many that this man died, because of it. He received a few kicks to the nads, and then a few chops. He owed money to SR, BMR, BM, and AS. And also, SM. What a sad story, huh? I wonder what her fathers name was. Something about hookahs or so... Title: Re: Sad Story Post by: RebelWorm on March 14, 2014, 08:24:49 AM I don't get it?
Title: Re: Sad Story Post by: cosmofly on March 14, 2014, 08:53:10 AM Be prepared. The following is a sad story: Martha Ray Beth got home from school one morning. She turned on her laptop, and her reflection stared back at her. Glasses. She wore glasses. Her vision was just a little under 20/40, and she wore glasses. Her reflection didn't. She started to type into Google, looking up various things. From the Internet itself, to people bashing each other. She glanced at a AD, that appeared in her top right corner. 10K Pizza In this day and age, Martha Ray Beth laughed at the ad. Possibly a silly troll, or a few. But then she clicked on it. A site popped up, 'Bitcoin Talk'. She glanced at the early 2000s design of the site, and then the number of members. Not as many as the other forums she went on, way less than Hack Forums, or XBox Live. She clicked on board after board, running through the topics. She decided that the topic of Bitcoins amazed her, from silver to gold, to paper to fiat, and then digitization of fiat itself. Currency. This currency had potential. So she got her dad to buy her a fancy new computer, totaling at least two thousand. But he also seemed interested in it himself. A few years later, right down to this day, Martha Ray Beth spent all of her time from school in cryptocurrencies. Her wallet itself, holds a hundred thousand coins, or more. But the reason why this is sad, why, a sad story is always sad, is because of what happened years later. Her dad had a slight disadvantage when the coin grew. He started to invest in schemes, scams, and get multiple loans. So many that this man died, because of it. He received a few kicks to the nads, and then a few chops. He owed money to SR, BMR, BM, and AS. And also, SM. What a sad story, huh? I wonder what her fathers name was. Something about hookahs or so... what a shit fake story. also if she had hundereds of thousands of coins she couldve payed off all the debt. Title: Re: Sad Story Post by: acs267 on March 14, 2014, 02:06:58 PM Be prepared. The following is a sad story: Martha Ray Beth got home from school one morning. She turned on her laptop, and her reflection stared back at her. Glasses. She wore glasses. Her vision was just a little under 20/40, and she wore glasses. Her reflection didn't. She started to type into Google, looking up various things. From the Internet itself, to people bashing each other. She glanced at a AD, that appeared in her top right corner. 10K Pizza In this day and age, Martha Ray Beth laughed at the ad. Possibly a silly troll, or a few. But then she clicked on it. A site popped up, 'Bitcoin Talk'. She glanced at the early 2000s design of the site, and then the number of members. Not as many as the other forums she went on, way less than Hack Forums, or XBox Live. She clicked on board after board, running through the topics. She decided that the topic of Bitcoins amazed her, from silver to gold, to paper to fiat, and then digitization of fiat itself. Currency. This currency had potential. So she got her dad to buy her a fancy new computer, totaling at least two thousand. But he also seemed interested in it himself. A few years later, right down to this day, Martha Ray Beth spent all of her time from school in cryptocurrencies. Her wallet itself, holds a hundred thousand coins, or more. But the reason why this is sad, why, a sad story is always sad, is because of what happened years later. Her dad had a slight disadvantage when the coin grew. He started to invest in schemes, scams, and get multiple loans. So many that this man died, because of it. He received a few kicks to the nads, and then a few chops. He owed money to SR, BMR, BM, and AS. And also, SM. What a sad story, huh? I wonder what her fathers name was. Something about hookahs or so... what a shit fake story. also if she had hundereds of thousands of coins she couldve payed off all the debt. No. It's a sad story, it doesn't have to make sense. I don't get it? Oh, the end phrase is a reference to a BitcoinTalk member. I think you just have to Google 'Bitcoin Talk Hookah' to get it. Title: Re: Sad Story Post by: jodybay on March 14, 2014, 02:50:09 PM Be prepared. The following is a sad story: Martha Ray Beth got home from school one morning. She turned on her laptop, and her reflection stared back at her. Glasses. She wore glasses. Her vision was just a little under 20/40, and she wore glasses. Her reflection didn't. She started to type into Google, looking up various things. From the Internet itself, to people bashing each other. She glanced at a AD, that appeared in her top right corner. 10K Pizza In this day and age, Martha Ray Beth laughed at the ad. Possibly a silly troll, or a few. But then she clicked on it. A site popped up, 'Bitcoin Talk'. She glanced at the early 2000s design of the site, and then the number of members. Not as many as the other forums she went on, way less than Hack Forums, or XBox Live. She clicked on board after board, running through the topics. She decided that the topic of Bitcoins amazed her, from silver to gold, to paper to fiat, and then digitization of fiat itself. Currency. This currency had potential. So she got her dad to buy her a fancy new computer, totaling at least two thousand. But he also seemed interested in it himself. A few years later, right down to this day, Martha Ray Beth spent all of her time from school in cryptocurrencies. Her wallet itself, holds a hundred thousand coins, or more. But the reason why this is sad, why, a sad story is always sad, is because of what happened years later. Her dad had a slight disadvantage when the coin grew. He started to invest in schemes, scams, and get multiple loans. So many that this man died, because of it. He received a few kicks to the nads, and then a few chops. He owed money to SR, BMR, BM, and AS. And also, SM. What a sad story, huh? I wonder what her fathers name was. Something about hookahs or so... what a shit fake story. also if she had hundereds of thousands of coins she couldve payed off all the debt. No. It's a sad story, it doesn't have to make sense. I don't get it? Oh, the end phrase is a reference to a BitcoinTalk member. I think you just have to Google 'Bitcoin Talk Hookah' to get it. so this whole "sad story" is referring to old member DANK lol this guy is really a dreamer ;D |