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Economy => Lending => Topic started by: dank on November 13, 2011, 08:27:02 PM



Title: Help me rent a house, make $1k
Post by: dank on November 13, 2011, 08:27:02 PM
I want to move into a nice house that's $2200 a month.  Once I move in I will be making thousands of dollars.  If someone would front me the first month's rent ($2200) I would be glad to pay $3200 back in 1 month, 2 months tops.  Easy way to earn a grand.

Along with this, when I become a millionaire I will send an extra $1000 and $10,000 if I become a billionaire (which is completely possible with a few years time).

Serious inquires only, please.


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: imsaguy on November 13, 2011, 10:00:46 PM
thanks for the lulz


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: bulanula on November 13, 2011, 10:05:26 PM
I have only one request. When you invent that revolutionary dead person -> new person technology please can I have a go ? Thanks !

On a serious note : think about what a noob would think if this was the first post he read on our forum. No wonder the price is going down.


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: pirateat40 on November 13, 2011, 10:12:54 PM
^^^^ lol


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: dank on November 13, 2011, 10:17:17 PM
I won't have that technology but I do know the cure for cancer if you or a loved one needs it.  I'm just looking for someone with some disposable income to make a small worthwhile investment that I cannot make myself right now.


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: pirateat40 on November 13, 2011, 10:20:55 PM
So this house has a basement that you can grow "dank" and make the thousands of dollars?


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: ineededausername on November 13, 2011, 10:29:59 PM
oh man, cure for cancer xD


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: Jonathan Ryan Owens on November 13, 2011, 10:35:29 PM
Hey come on guys! What if nobody had helped such greats as Thomas Edison or Nikola Tesla when they needed a house to grow herb in?

WE PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE ON THIS FORUM TALKING ABOUT THIS.

I JUST BLEW YOUR MIND.


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: greyhawk on November 13, 2011, 10:39:46 PM
Yeah, I don't get why you people don't jump right on this great opportunity.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=48949.0


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: dank on November 13, 2011, 11:10:38 PM
So this house has a basement that you can grow "dank" and make the thousands of dollars?
No, sorry, I will be making my income legally.  The dank will be for me.

oh man, cure for cancer xD
What's funny about that?

I hate to put this out here but I'm not some dumb ass, my IQ is over 150 and I intend on becoming a very wealthy man in the next decade of my life and stopping at nothing.  Feel free to join me or be left behind.


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: dank on November 14, 2011, 10:55:51 AM
Not 21 yet. D:


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: dank on November 14, 2011, 09:18:59 PM
Oh yeah, there's no successful 18 year olds anywhere, that's right.


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: BitcoinMint.US on November 15, 2011, 12:41:28 AM
Can we assume that you'll send $100,000 if you become a trillionaire?


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: Immanual Go on November 15, 2011, 12:56:38 AM
I believe I've read enough. Where do I send the money? Are you by chance also related to a Nigerian King?


Title: Re: Help me rent a house
Post by: dank on November 15, 2011, 01:05:15 AM
I believe I've read enough. Where do I send the money? Are you by chance also related to a Nigerian King?
I am a white American, not related to any Nigerians.  If you are serious, please PM me.

Can we assume that you'll send $100,000 if you become a trillionaire?
Sure.


Title: Re: Help me rent a house, make $1k
Post by: tysat on November 17, 2011, 02:12:50 AM
If it is a good/legit idea, go to a bank and get a small business loan.


Title: Re: Help me rent a house, make $1k
Post by: dank on November 17, 2011, 02:25:37 AM
If it is a good/legit idea, go to a bank and get a small business loan.
I prefer Bitcoin.