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Hey,
First of all, my name is Tomas. I am totally aware of how will this all sound, and that i should be at least active member, or have a collateral to ask for something here. I know i know :D And yes, this is my first post on this forum. I have looked for possible loans in this range ( 0.12btc ) and i landed here, I want you to advice me, or to ask you to help me somehow. I'm starting a new project, left my job, working on campaign which i want to promote on kickstarter hopefully. And i'm in a big need of that amount of btc.. it's for project purposes. Do you think it's possible to manage something like that here? Is there anybody willing to talk about it, or does any know steps to take to make it happen? I'm willing to do anything that's reasonable and not stupid.

even if it won't work, thank you ^^

quick edit: Just so you know.. i'm a coder and i can do graphic design too.. i can at least work it out in these meanings if anybody will be willing to help. Try me

Without a valid collateral, you will never get a loan here.

If you are a coder/designer, offer your services in the proper board (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=52.0). But that would be a job, not anything related to loans.

If what you want is an investment, it's probably better if you actually make a post describing your idea and all the yadda yadda of a normal investment opportunity. Still, it would be very hard for someone to trust you with their money.

Ok, that underlined "never" talks for itself i guess.. if there was something that could work as a collateral i would be willing to do it, but i don't have anything valuable to work with it. I was wondering if there are some agreement things that could be possible to sign down about a quick loan or something like that. After all, i need it only for 2 weeks :)

But i'm gonna write down a little bit about the project that i'm going to push on kickstarter this year hopefully.. if everything goes well ofc.
The project is called Clapp and it's enviroment-helping service .. shortened from "cleaning app" - clapp.
The plan is to make it work like an uber but for cleaning the outdoors.
Let's say you find out some place in the forest nearby that's full of thrash -> you pin that place on the map in app
Let's say you are that type of person who would like to help but with donations -> you can either donate to specific cleaners or to add a "treasure" prize on any place that's already pinned on map and not cleaned yet.
Above all of this will be a feed of posts. Before and after kind of pictures. And yes, i'm doing just a little tldr, but if you want to know more, this little script might help:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jtrRNo4YAfn3TKwHPmJpW6lQZwjwfgISUXTEN4OoVV0/edit?usp=sharing ( it's a script used for speaken word in the background of promo video i'm animating right now .. after that's done i'm going on kickstarter )

I don't think that naming your project after an STD is a smart idea but in any case it's the wrong place to promote it. If you're looking for a job you shouln't have quit your old job, or maybe you can ask to get it back. If you're looking for support for your kickstarter - shit, I don't know how that's usually done, spam it to your facebook friends maybe? Definitely not here. And you're not getting a loan here, forget about it.

oh fck.. okey, if nothing else, at least i know the name is not ok :D thanks for that

If you do not have a collateral and plus you have a clear new account, obviously you will not get the loan, but you will earn yourself a red trust.

I'd give you the loan if you answer me honestly - where are you from?

Slovakia

I think the question was kind of rhetoric but in the case it is not, how can you prove that you are actually from Slovakia?

And it would be a waste of your time because I don't think anyone will seriously consider you as someone that can be lent to.

Op..

How hot is your mum on a scale of 1-10?

Same for sister

And do you have chest hair?

Isn't 0.12 worth quite a lot in slovakia?

Wjt not try to find a local investor interested in your kickstarter. Or a bank or p2p lending?

P. S. Thanks for keeping the op short and not adding some sob story we have to skim read...

@legendster
I agree.. i thought he is just asking as a joke because my english sounds like from eastern european :D i dont mind telling you the country i live in, its not that personal. And I'm sure you're aware of at least a few of ways how to prove the location.. and of course, i'm not sad, more than the lending help i came to see if anybody can advice something. And i have received few advices.

@TMAN
I hope you see that this kind of comment ( your comment ) wasn't funny at all. But if you want an answer.. my mom is too hot for you, i don't have a sister, and yes i have a chest hair, do you want to see?

@jackg
I don't know why you think 0.12 is worth a lot in slovakia :/ it's worth the same as anywhere else in the world ( with some extreme exceptions ofc.. ). I was promised by few entrepreneurs here for supporting the project when the campaign is live. I'm not worried about that.. it's just that i don't think that 0.12btc is something i should go ask banks to help with. And it's not even meant to be a investment. It's a personal help.

Look dude, keep family out of your jokes, it is not funny, don't make this forum any more toxic that what it already is. OP maybe a scammer or a noob, either way, making lude comments on someone's mother or sister is not okay. Not in my book, and I am sure it is degrading and distasteful wherever you are from as well.


@OP don't dig yourself into a bigger hole here. Good luck. Second thought, you have a noob profile so it doesn't really matter what you do.

Snowflake.