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What a joke? Toilet Paper Token overtook BITCOIN in capitalization  :D :D
I do not lie, check yourself  :D

Where you can buy The Toilet Paper Token?
The Toilet Paper Token will go on sale April 1st, 2020 on Shitake Exchange. All wipers must take the Ply Count quiz, which mathematically determines the correct number of TPT that wipers can purchase on a monthly basis.
Once tokens are sent to the company, they are burned to prevent companies from holding large amounts of TPT and gaining a monopoly on the TPT supply.

Token Tissuance
1 TPT = USD $1.64
Market crap: $85,583,000,000
Total supply: 8 billion
Scattering supply: Dynamically issued in response to changing levels of demand (out of stock)
Volume: 41,758,500,000

Check here for detail:
https://blog.coinmarketcap.com/2020/04/01/toilet-paper-token-wipe-paper/


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and it ranked zero taking over BTC. ZERO. it must be CZ joke.  look at the chart on it. looks like an ass

It's definitely a April fools day prank from CMC and a good one! But the way the world is moving towards during this COVID-19 pandemic, I wouldn't be surprised if a scammer decides to open a similar coin like Corona coin.

Happy all-fools-day folks! Have a good one!

It was amazing prank that I ever see, because it's not happen, not yet before to see CMC make it in some years. I even read the whitepaper token and saw an airdrop, but I don't think it's possible to get it, because it's out of stock. After doing research, damn it,, they fool me.

No connection. I have noticed this and posted in the other thread and guessing that this is because April 1 is approaching.
And that's known as April Fools.

Wanted to report this here, my heart quake and I brought it before my friends who spotted it and said it was on number zero above BTC, meaning it's a prank. Hilarious way to enter the new month despite the turbulent market.

This can't be real, I never see bitcoin trading volume on CMC can be beaten by unknowing token that just release. If ethereum do it, I might be believe, but how could people do more trading altcoins than the king of coins, right? ;D
If CMC team see this, you guys really make my day.

I never believe it, never! >:(

Intermezzo is quite entertaining in this pandemic tension :D
The rank is 0, surpassing BTC :D
Don't forget to take care of your health and cleanliness, always smile for our mental health, think positively that this will soon be over.

Maybe? And I would be surprise if there's a "surgical mask token" and "70% alcohol token" lol. Since these are the common necessities that people used to buy first while panicking to lock themselves down avoiding to contract the virus.
Well, the fact that this token already had value and go on sale, I might check it myself later if this is worth investing.

I knew something funny was going to come up in the crypto space and CMC launched it. Although, others may have done theirs, which we did not know. It was a friend that first alerted me about it before I saw it on ICOdrops telegram channel..However, I didn't believe its possible, because the first thing I saw was something strange and that was the fact that it was at the top and it had zero as its rank. Still i wanted to know more. Then i clicked on it. expecting it would take me to exchange, but mhen!, it caught me. I fell for it. ;D

Looks like this year coinmarketcap is joining the April fools joke, Out of stock supply and that graph looks like a b*tt it is funny. Anyways guys aren't you excited what theymos will do this time? I guess in previous years he is doing implementing KYC here in the forum and made everyone worry ;D In a couple of hours, it will be April 1 forum time wait for that if theymos has something to offer.

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I suggest to read the blogs lol there are so much joke in it. like " lock-up period for private investors for a period of five minutes."

Yep, finally we know that CMC has zero (0) rank and suddenly defeats Bitcoin on the table.
NO, it is serious, seriously a pure joke.  ;D

Wow, you are the first one that realizes about it. Nice catch, mate!  :D

Please believe it. At least believe it on April 1. Then, no problem to forget it forever.  :D

Never imagined that CMC would join the April fool's joke. Hilarious how they named it Toilet Paper Token with a chart of an A**. This somehow made my day during the pandemic. Keep safe everyone.

thank you so much for this april fool token CMC and CMC has told us about how CMC can even manipulate everything that they want. I don't need to feel curious again about how CMC can do so many manipulations and put crap exchange sites at the first place of best exchange site based on volume.

This is really a funny stunt pull up by the team. Seeing it put smile on everyone's face. It's just damn funny and I'm sure this really help virtually everyone in overcoming the burdens that come with the current pandemic lock down. We need more of things like this in the cryptocurrency market

what ever this is, i am sure that a new project will definitely use this format to create a new crypto project. it will be surprised that few people will fall for it and invest hoping to make something out of it. people perish because they lack knowledge. what a fools day it is.

 Nope. Just a prank for April fool's day.  :D It made my day actually seeing that it was already out of stock! Whoever did this, they made this April 1st so funny in crypto. The name itself is a joke, toilet paper token. I wonder what Theymos up to today. He is always doing some amazing April fool's day every year.

This almost caught me as I was trying to understand the concept of the Token and it's market until I
Suddenly realize the market cap is unrealistic and having a zero position. Another new month is before us.

im am sure this is just an april pools , gimmick by coinmarket, good vibes i can say for the situation that is happening a little smile in our faces will make it feel a bit better since we are in a lock down period and people are staying at home to keep safe, im sure bitcoin is still number 1, besides there is no rank zero in any ranking of any top survey , because number 1 is the top one, smile its april fools day.

It's exactly an April fool mate. Beside food, toilet paper is bought most  during these times. I guess this fool will make many people confuse this morning and try to find way to buy Toilet Paper Token  ;D

Last year was lamborghini and this year it was toilet paper that made me feel like coinmarketcap has a lot of games to make all investors feel entertained during this difficult time. Hopefully in the near future people will know Coinmarketcap more because every day I visit this site once to know exactly what is happening. Of course this is the best place to see the prices of all the coins and you absolutely can pick out the best coins for your investment.

Today i am totally surprised to toilet paper tokens rank when i visited coinmarketcap for searching my expected tokens price. I have never seen such situation that any coin shows above Bitcoin. This is for the first time but it is not real. It is just like an advertisement. They wanted to made us fool. Lol

Basically it is like that, understanding a concept is clearly not easy, and the market is not always realistic because market conditions are always changing at all times, this is what makes us a little difficult to understand.

Haha this is how I like April fools day in cryptocurrency, it made my day. If there is a real toilet paper token for sure many will panic buying because people needs buy toilet paper using that token. ;D

maybe they are analyzing that this token is currently experiencing an upward trend due to corona impact, so many people predict that during this outbreak, many consumers will need it, so that it can encourage the development of the token

Sometimes something that looks funny on hearing can give very good results, indeed if we look at it from the name just like a joke, but what I wonder is why his ranking is above Bitcoin with the symbol is a tissue roll.  ;D

Every year entering the new year precisely April there is always a joke that is stupid and ridiculous, no matter what is important people can laugh and enjoy humor, and wonder "what's wrong" stupid, stupid and stupid April.

Last year was shocked April KYC fool, now TPT tokens are quite impressive, very clear joke TPT tokens do not have rank and the number he got position 0 is very interesting to watch and enjoy this April 2020.

Why should the Toilet Paper Token be issued, why not just the anti-COVID-19 token, according to the current conditions, if it were issued everyone would buy it.

Today I was shocked when I open Coinmarketcap site and watch this token on top  ::), After some time it disappeared this is really shocking in the first impression. So this was an April fool.

this... can't... be... a joke...  ;D ;D
happy april fools day
im going to buy up some that juicy TPT

That was a good april fool prank. I liked both CMC and theymos surprise. Both is connected to the corona. Theymos has really made a good prank to aware the members.
Toilet Paper Token is overtaking BTC, ah  ;D What about the coronavirus coin? I would be happy to see all of DEV's fund made from selling this coin would be invalid (not possible though).

At which exchange will you buy this TPT token? because I see this TPT Token is not yet in any market, it is only seen in the coin market cap, and if it's already in the exchange, I'm sure there will be some traders who want to buy it even though it looks like a joke.

lol that really could be a joke
but I'd better believe that cmc is going to keep toilet paper token forever to raise up some funds

When looking at the coinmarketcap website today, I was quite surprised to see there was a rank 0. But after I clicked on it and read it, I already had this April fool. I think this is good and just to be funny

Lol it's definitely April fool, that coin was never listed and no coin will come out of nowhere to best Bitcoin like that, another mistake is the number remains 0, if it was switched to 1 instead it would have got so many people wondering

This is just a joke on coinmarketcap on April Fool's Day, Obviously this project does not exist and it is recorded in their blog. It even ranked zero in this market, quite relaxing with these jokes even though we are in a difficult market situation.

Hahah that was a very good prank indeed.  But I wouldn't be surprised if after seeing this prank some genius people came.up with the idea where you buy toilet paper using decentralized ledger and this way you can prevent hoarding and people will be rewarded with toilet tokens for buying in small quantities.

Each year we will have different jokes, but this time coinmarketcap made me really confused. When I checked the coinmarketcap in the morning I saw someone overtaking BTC, but fortunately it was a joke, well done

I was surprise paper token surpass bitcoin in the number 1 ranking. lol..
Happy April fools day everyone, it seems like our April fools day now is not as fan as the last year, covid-19 did that to us, blame it to the virus.

yeah right i just checked it. there must always be a joke like this when in April or more often called April fool. last year there was also a token where the price actually beat bitcoin, but only in certain exchange.

Lol, if it wasn't for the rank "0" there might be a lot of people being fooled. As I was trying to sell the april fools joke as well, but It was too obvious.
I think N95 face mask token is more appropriate than the toilet paper token (sold out from all drugstores nationwide in my country, not sure about the others though).
I'm glad that people still have time to be positive and celebrate with the april fools gimmick amidst these hard times.

No, this Toilet Paper Token is not superior to bitcoin, although it is at the very top of the rating. It has a lower capitalization than BTC, but it is possible that it may increase by the end of the day. Yes, and put coinmarketcap this token is not in the first place, but at zero. But the joke is really good and relevant)

well thats was the only way they can make on april fools day thats why they are always doing it.



If you check it carefully its not in the rank but he is the rank 0  means its just a joke made just for today.

People will know they are fooled until visiting its link. They will not find any news and it will not be listed on any exchange in this market. Also I saw this was a joke when I saw the "out of stock" title was really funny for me

That's quite funny though for an April Fools Joke. I hope everyone read the "Wipe Paper" before trying to invest though. Would there be also an Ethyl Alcohol token in the future, because pretty much it will go to the moon overnight.  :D

I am quite happy that we can still break some ice in the market, out of those panics happening right now in the market like Bitcoin is kinda on its downside right now by -1%.

I was laughing hard by seeing the supply and the chart graph! It is hilarious! Supply is out of stock and the price chart graph is look like a bum! It is overtaking the Bitcoin's rank, ridiculous! I took this as a joke and fun, not an April fool! Because of the history behind it was horrible!

1% is not too much for the current market. So you don't have to worry about the price of bitcoin, enjoy the April Fool's Day with your friends. When the price of bitcoin falls 5-10%, that's the big problem

I think it is one of the activities that are usually done when entering in April, namely April Fool. Where this is a joke from the CMC related to the current situation. So that it can make a little Rilex so as not too tense addressing the current situation

Who wouldn't feel discombobulated when it seems unimaginable and with that kind of name? who would've thought that it surpass bitcoin. I don't have any idea that it's already the first day of April, because i'm too busy that's why I find myself laughing for falling into this trick. Well it's a good joke because I know that many of us have been swayed by it. It really brighten up my day, especially the price graph because it's definitely hilarious.

CMC know how to make a joke for sure they use toilet paper issue as reference. Look at that chart  ;D It really likes like a butt to me. This my first time CMC doing april fool joke its so funny.

I think the same thing. maybe this is a joke made by CMC because toilet paper is most likely the price can go up. I was just surprised to see this. I think this is also related to the existing pandemic. however, this is not a bad joke. however, we finally see altcoin defeating bitcoin.  ;D

I never thought that they will pull the prank off despite the terrifying issue behind. The team behind must know how to be humorous, and I love that. Even the forum here itself are doing some sort of virus thing. How unfortunate that people before this pandemic come, let themselves be shaken off by panic. Well, anyway we couldn't take away such fear though because probably that is maybe in their stand point a best action they can do with regards to the issue. Anyway, happy april fools day, ya'll, keep smiling everyone, and keep safe as well. We still have long way to go to overcome this.

Definitely an April fool's joke from Coinmarketcap. My eyes got wide when I saw it tops the chart and right away clicked to see information about it. Surely a joke from the admin team of CMC. Anyway, with the seriousness of the COVID 19 situation right now, this a good way to forget about it at the moment and have some laugh.

Cool joke for the April Fools day. This is the first time Ive seen CMC play a prank of the community. Maybe it is influence of the probably new owner CZ. But Im not sure if he already signed the deal. It seems all prank are quite related on the case of Corona virus. Ive never expected that even theymos will participate on this day.

Out of stock! hahahaha this one made my day. Beating btc on the position, and even the chart has a familiar trend if you go to the toilet.

I'm also not surprised by this. everyone will do this even in this forum also like that. just get ready for how the admin will give you a surprise.

This is an April fools joke, but as i say before, someone could spend $2 to make a shit token and sell it as toilet paper token. Since a lot of people will get interested in that market capitalization then some of them will get scammed by the smart guys who make from this joke a real token.

Is a fun joke but CM should see the consequences it could have.

Maybe you mean is this https://twitter.com/ToietPaperCoin/status/1245308317485932544
Take adventages from this moment.

Great joke on April 1st, it seems to me). I am very happy during quarantine. At least a little fun. But at first I even believed for a second. If you continue the topic of jokes, then I’m even ready to invest in this asset.

When I saw toilet paper token I was so shocked and loading my mind in seconds, yep right it's April fools day lol. This token should have a real project because toilet paper always out of stock and for sure toilet paper token will go to the moon. ;D

Obviously this token or coin is for April Fools day only in which we can see that the value of it's marketcap was so high but the rank of it is in zero so meaning it doesn't have any value or rank at all and maybe it is really just for fun for the developer of it's coin.

I wont be surprise that there is a toilet paper token now, some people already made so many version of Corona coin so making a toilet paper token is no surprise at, besides it has a very useful use case which most coins don't even have :D
So whomever is developer has my full support to carry on with this project, toilet paper is use by billions of people worldwide and currently in hot demand 8)

It's just a prank done by CMC because on April 1 is April Fool's Day, so don't believe too much about it, it's just a joke :D

Still this is great at least we know that the coinmarketcap website have some humor at time like this.

I guess I have no choice but to invest in this Toilet Paper Token but goodluck to me since the supply was out of stack. ;D ;D ;D

April Fools Everyone!

Bitcoin is number one then it must be number Zero. Sometimes I think CMC is a joke and coingeko is better than it. It's like that coronavirus token I think. A shit project and some fool will buy those token without any proper knowledge. This type of token shows people the data CMC provides is nothing but a joke. I saw a token name zukarburg. Crypto became a fun place for some people I see.

Have you even realized the the token is just a joke and there's no real selling of that token? The graph for the token too is a joke with a butt shape. No coin would have that graph as the lines are doubled on some period of time. The joke was followed and repeated by some of the exchanges actually listing this token.

Maybe this is a prank in April Fool's Day, because I have done a lot of things, for example, the bitcointalk forum for me is entertainment to stay at home because this pandemic is still happening.

Because the inventory has run out, investors cannot buy :o ;D ;D ;D

Because it was only a joke at the beginning of April Fool's Day

I should've made that alcolohol token to compete with this.  ;D

Then pharma tokens and a lot more.
We need to at least smile for a bit even with all that is happening around the world.
Whoever did it might have went to the grocery and found out there is no more toilet paper.  ;D

If they are dumb enough to believe such a prank to be true and fall for scams like these, I think they don't deserve to be in the Crypto space.
BTW, Trust Wallet has announced support for the token and that they'll distribute TPT tokens during the scheduled Airplop  :P. (https://twitter.com/TrustWalletApp/status/1245353766141833217)
This prank is getting better and better.

I enjoy this joke. It definitely reflect today`s world situation. I`m happy that admins of crypto projects try to make us be funny in such difficult case. Take a careful look on this asset, it`s very prospective in near future ;)

its a new dimension this year for the April fool prank bringing a token that overtook the almighty bitcoin in position on the ranking. a very good one from the CMC team. we hope this hard times pass away and the world gets back to usual daily activities.

People were caught off guard when they first saw it,but I just remembered what happened here on bitcointalk last year on same first of April, immediately I knew it was a prank for fools Day, it's actually so funny if you go through the write up. Also to confuse people the more,it wasn't in number 1 but rather number 0

Guys! From joke become serious! Just becareful!
Now yobit listed Toilet paper token. what makes it even more surprising? The volume trade over 822 BTC.
Market: https://yobit.net/en/trade/TPT/BTC
Token contract: https://etherscan.io/token/0x159bbc3a28b8d5ef69ef68ede48262134d73c967
https://twitter.com/YobitExchange/status/1245382899668484097

Lol they take seriously? April fools day is over, are they extended?.. If this is true then they really ruining their image, another token that can turn to scam. Poor investors if they invest toilet paper token because it was just a prank by cmc.

I don't think the problem will be as serious as you said, Just a joke, I think everyone recognizes it and CMC will remove this joke soon. As for the crooks, I think they will implement more sophisticated ways.

It's not real volume and you must not believe with anything that published by yobit. As far as i know this exchange site is manipulating everything. This token is officially created by yobit itself and i think for the next days and you will see the price for this token will be worth zero value.

Not really surprising, we all know Yobit always list coins and tokens that are good for pump and dump, people never learn, this is an invitation for a trap, if you are not good at watching the trend you can end up losing your investment so it's better not to participate in investing in this kind of coins.

I haven’t laughed like that for a long time! Have you seen what everyone’s favorite YOBit exchange has done? They even started selling it!!! There were even buyers there. What is going on with this world? Help me)

well what do you expect from them ? yobit is known to support vast kind of alts and tokens   but this looks like reality for them and not really a joke  .

no need to worry mate all of this show are only because of the spirit of april fools  . we sometimes need a good laugh despite of the crisis that we have experiencing nowadays     . nice to witness that people are still joking and smiling , they are still game for activities like this   .  even the forum isnt exmepted too hehe

At this point we can differentiate the type of investor, for those who buy the useless coin like coronavirus and etc who just look an investment place based on hype then they will finally end up with a huge lose and until they are realize that investing should have a knowledge. Investment is not about money, but you need to know the place that you choose for your investment will have a function for yourself and for all human being generally. I will choose to learn more first about investment or about the place that I choose later for my investment before I spend money on it, I think that is more prudent.

Actually, this thing was already discussed in our local board, and it makes me laugh because they totally do this kind of coin after seeing it in the Coinmarketcap. Probably, the 822 bitcoin volume sounds like a fake, or I guess they just manipulated it. I will never invest in this kind of coin, and I know most of the coins that made of YOBIT is sh*tcoin so once I invested in one of them I'm sure you will gonna end up on losing money. This is also the reason why other members here hate the YOBIT, and now I'm sure all of us are aware that investing in one the coin of YOBIT will never be a good investment. Don't ever take seriously the April Fools joke because I'm sure you will regret it in your entire life.

Don't get fooled by this and it's better to stay away from this. Then, kindly watch it's price because I'm sure in the next few days it will get a drop and it's volume as well.

This is the best April fool I have ever experienced.
So many wallets and exchanges wanted to list it and started making promotions of their affiliation with it.
It took me till April 3rd before I knew it was really an April fool :D..
Coinmarketcap needs to really be appauled!

all want to shift their focus from the bad situation that is happening all over the world. including CMC, which makes a joke for us who need to laugh a bit so as not to be too depressed about the worsening economy.

true unfortunately this situation is used by some individuals to commit fraud and the like by making toilet paper tokens into exchange and also some one holding airdrops on behalf of toilet paper tokens and giving a fairly large estimate of 25 $ -100 $ but on condition of providing a several ethereum or tokens to be exchanged with fake toilet paper token.

If this is a joke, why is it still trading in yobit? But now, it goes down to about 1btc trading volume. so someone really did get a lot of money from this token?

https://i.postimg.cc/k5815W1n/Screen-Shot-2020-04-05-at-1-14-30-PM.png

you can also see from their contract address that they are sending some to big exchanges. How can they send such token if they are not listed in the exchange? I don't think Binance will list this crap token.

https://etherscan.io/token/0x159bbc3a28b8d5ef69ef68ede48262134d73c967

https://i.postimg.cc/tgQ0Dq84/Screen-Shot-2020-04-05-at-1-15-48-PM.png

I think no one will buy it, it's just a fake volume to deceive greedy investors. It's really stupid if someone goes to that exchange and buys these shitcoin, they should fail in this market if they act like that.

What worse is, an exchange start creating a token that actually refers to the toilet paper token, which sucks. Yobit a known exchange has been trading this token now. Ive also seen some post on social media and email alert about an airdrop. Holy moly why such hype created by CMC during April Fools has been using by scammers to attract users.

Good luck to those who will trade and even join giveaway for a shitcoin like this. Trust me you wouldnt benefit anything but only made you head ached.

Finally coinmarketcap removed the Toilet paper token from their website just as I predicted, would have been more realistic if it's on number 1 instead of number 0  ;D Yobit exchange list the token too which means Yobit starts April fool celebration this year lol

When i visited coinmarketcap i was shocked because of that toilet paper token for is is in the moat top part though i realized that it is on number 0 and then ita aprilf fools day, well that is a good move so that we people can divert their seriousness over this crisis for a while. I did not see iton yobit though but i wish i did.

Lolzzz I couldn’t stop laughing reading some comments here ;D some people believed this and didn’t even know that it’s a joke. I won’t lie, when I saw this post and saw the photo, I didn’t go down to read the description and I just headed straight for Coinmarketcap.com to check for it, I even went to the extent of hitting the search button to search for it and then it came to mind that this was an April fool! :) ;D. And there are still comments here that believed this to be true, so funny. The op is even serious and still took his time to write this haha. Good one @OP.

This April fool toilet tokens really got many people...lol, I could remember a friend telling me it was trading and many cashed out I had to check CMC group to discover it was all prank, who bought and who cashed out? It was all they said, but the prank worth it and whosever initiated the prank really tried. It's a good prank.