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Wolf3DCoin (W3D)

"Top men" enlist B.J. Blazkowicz's skills to infiltrate a Nazi Finance Compound, Wolfgeheim, that is rumored to be converting human bodies into cash ("flesh notes" and "bone tokens"), which is used to inflate the world economy and create financial disparity. Once the impoverished die, their bodies are collected and processed into more money, creating an inescapable cycle that must be stopped!

Upon reaching the Wolfgeheim compound, B.J. finds himself surrounded by cosplaying Nazi soldiers reenacting Grimm's Fairy Tales. By using the troops' homemade props and weapons against them, B.J. is to battle through the compound courtyard to Cadet Pickelfapper, a 15-year old who has been controlling the soldiers via his father's stolen radio neural-transmitter. After intense R.P.G. fights between B.J. and the soldiers, the cadet is defeated when his father, Baron Von Pickelfapper, appears to drag away his thieving, crying son into a nearby bunker to be disciplined.

Entering the compound reveals the processing plant, print presses, and mint in which the human currency is produced. B.J. works his way through the factory floor, killing guards and using their key codes to deactivate machinery and gain deeper access to the compound. Once production has ceased, Foreman Fickenarbeiter attacks with a forklift that is armed with bone token machine guns, and uses the lift to throw cash corpses and bails of flesh notes. B.J. uses the neural-transmitter to revive the discarded corpses, which become a zombie army to help take out Fickenarbeiter.

With production halted, Blazkowicz enters an experimental laboratory that is full of Nazi mad scientists who are creating an unstable Super Soldier using Genetically Modified Organisms and Extreme Human Growth Hormones. The scientists keep the Super Soldier subdued by constant subjection to hardcore Deutscheporn, but as scientists are eliminated and gunned down, their experiment becomes less stable and eventually breaks free. To save himself, B.J. searches through the lab and locates the Spectrum Ray Gun, which is used to modify his neural radio-transmitter. Once upgraded, it is able to blast spectrum disorder radio waves at Nazi troops, which causes them to uncontrollably act out their latent sexual desires. The libido-charged troops gang-bang the Super Soldier who is satisfyingly defeated over the course of several Pisse and Scheisse orgies.

The pool of bodily fluids expose a door to a hidden underground chamber, in which B.J. discovers a mysterious cryptographic device. Exiting the chamber, he is confronted by the "Top Men" who sent him. They take the device from B.J. and disclose that the real reason for the mission was to discover the Cryptographic Currency Technology for their leaders, the evil International Rothschild Banking Cartel.

Just as the Cartel members move to kill Blazkowicz, elite Nazi assassins storm into the room followed by the full-figured Fraulein Grossenarsch, a bio-chemically engineered Colonel who can feed on fallen soldiers. B.J. evades the Cartel's fire and takes out the assassins, leaving their bodies for Grossenarsch, who grows stronger and larger with each kill. Soon the only survivors are B.J. and the two Cartel agents, but with no remaining firepower all three face the fat-faced fate of the Fraulein's appetite. As a last resort, B.J. knocks over the Cartel with a barrel of GMO juice and tosses in a bag of Pfeffernusse to attract the gluttonous Fraulein's attention. Unblocking the exit as she feeds, Grossenarsch inadvertently enables B.J. to retrieve the Crypto Currency Technology and escape up a staircase.

The excessive consumption of raw meat, firepower, and GMO render the Fraulein a gaseous time bomb and upon hearing her flatulence follow him up the stairs, B.J. grabs a burning torch lamp from the wall, hurls it into the darkness below and runs for cover. Moments later a fiery brown cloud erupts from the compound, leveling Wolfgeheim and its evil inhabitants forever, leaving only B.J. Blazkowicz safe with the liberated Cryptographic Currency Technology.


Technical Specifications (Subject to minor changes)

BTC Keccak (SHA-3)
BTC 18,077,400 coins
BTC 96 coins per block
BTC Halves at 100,800 blocks
BTC Temporal Retargeting (aiming for Temporal Retargeting; Kimoto Gravity Well at the least)
BTC 60 second block time
BTC Ports (TBD)

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But when?

Awesome!
 ;D

I guess Keccak (SHA-3) shitcoin clones must be the new thing. Wasn't Helix going from like 5000 to 12 sat enough shitcoin?

 :o mother of god

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Wolf3d coin. Don't care if its a 1 liteoshi coin, can't wait to have me a bag of this

Why not a Dukecoin, Babes and Aliens, Come Get Some ! lol

GOOSTOPO!

Also, temporal retargeting, I don't even really know what this is but it sounds cool.

What a write up!

A coin representing something we all remember from growing up, with a comedic twist, on an algorithm that actually has a decent future.