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Hey guys, as most of you know I'm working in South Korea with Matthew N. Wright now on bittalk.tv. We've got a whole bunch of state of the art equipment coming and to celebrate we're putting on a live Christmas Special.

I know how some members here don't like Matthew's attitude (en realidad el no es asi en persona ;)) but I thought it might be fun to have some interactivity to our special and involve the community (that's what we want at bittalk.tv!).

The following addresses will be dedicated to buying things to throw at Matthew sometime during the special (he won't know when, only myself and the rest of our film crew will because we're filming him).


SNOWBALL TO MATTHEW'S FACE
Price: 1 BTC
Address: 15bCxBkt8hAJHvbzXtvozS31GJwxSYdCfB
Snowballs reserved: http://ecdsa.org:8080/counter/15bCxBkt8hAJHvbzXtvozS31GJwxSYdCfB / 1 BTC


ICE-CREAM CONE TO MATTHEW'S FACE
Price: 2 BTC
Address: 14cBsre1PF7Hi7GTo4xZSGfCkKNJB51f6y
Ice-cream cones reserved: http://ecdsa.org:8080/counter/14cBsre1PF7Hi7GTo4xZSGfCkKNJB51f6y / 2 BTC


PIE TO MATTHEW'S FACE
Price: 3 BTC
Address: 1Lm3Fcy5WvDXwpSBMqJkF9xUiAoSTX3f5d
Pies reserved: http://ecdsa.org:8080/counter/1Lm3Fcy5WvDXwpSBMqJkF9xUiAoSTX3f5d / 3 BTC


CHRISTMAS CAKES TO MATTHEW'S FACE
Price: 6 BTC
Address: 1LPLtwQ8MaxYqd1WYx9Lst89AZdkMepqej
Christmas cakes reserved: http://ecdsa.org:8080/counter/1LPLtwQ8MaxYqd1WYx9Lst89AZdkMepqej / 6 BTC


ICE-COLD WATER BALLOON TO MATTHEW'S FACE IN THE DEAD MIDDLE OF THE WINTER
Price: 10 BTC
Address: 1Lm3Fcy5WvDXwpSBMqJkF9xUiAoSTX3f5d
Water balloons reserved: http://ecdsa.org:8080/counter/1Lm3Fcy5WvDXwpSBMqJkF9xUiAoSTX3f5d / 10 BTC


MATTHEW SMACKED BY RANDOM PERSON
Price: 20 BTC
Address: 19n82kU3P39YGuxyCLHXGkAw8JvujSkKf1
Smacks reserved: http://ecdsa.org:8080/counter/19n82kU3P39YGuxyCLHXGkAw8JvujSkKf1 / 20 BTC


WOODEN PLANK TO MATTHEW'S FACE
Price: 50 BTC
Address: 1KP2HZqKzh9Mk5pq85kJUGGmheuW47tFkt
Planks reserved: http://ecdsa.org:8080/counter/1KP2HZqKzh9Mk5pq85kJUGGmheuW47tFkt / 50 BTC


SHOVE MATTHEW INTO A WATER FOUNTAIN WHILE HE IS TALKING
Price: 100 BTC
Address: 16MdQXgk6zNUeRjvV8NySaiqw77i3fsW7q
Fountain shoves reserved: http://ecdsa.org:8080/counter/16MdQXgk6zNUeRjvV8NySaiqw77i3fsW7q / 100 BTC

If you have any other ideas, suggest them!

For those of you who missed it, we're looking for our very own bitcoin community to sing along to our very own bitcoin Christmas song too. You can click here (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=52712) to read more about it but basically, we'll choose our favorite part of your 1 minute clip, about 3-5 seconds of it, and mash it up with other bitcoiners singing the same song!

Everyone who gets their clip added in this gets a free Selly (DialCoin) T-shirt for Christmas!

Gracias y Feliz Navidad!

Link missing when you asked to click here.

Thank you!

can these be combined?

Sure why not!
I will just have to run away faster !  ;)

I got it! I got it! Oh, this is so great! Surprised it's not on the list. How about.. I can't type fast enough cause this is such a good idea. We have... Boy, I can't contain myself. Matthew and... Nah! That won't work! They'll end up killing each other and then we'll have nothing to read on this forum. But look at the island I had picked out for the PPV:

http://twyggy.net/english/wp-content/themes/NewsFlash/thumb.php?src=http://twyggy.net:/english/wp-content/uploads/palau.jpg&w=555&zc=1&q=80&bid=1

I'll take one snowball shipped directly to Matthew's face please! :)

What... no kick to the groin ?


Lame...

I feel like the wooden plank to the face option won't be nearly as hard as the one I'm imagining if shoving him into a fountain costs twice as much.

Rassah would like this idea. Cover him up with pelts and have him get on all fours, thereby mimicking a coffee table.

200BTC hahaha

i'm amazed with the number of people that generally dislike matt that board to the face dosen't have 1000 coins yet

actually if 50 bitcoins was to hit bruce in the face with a board i'd buy 500 right now

I just came here specifically to post about BW.

Also, what's missing on the list is Matthew reading all 599 of Bruce's posts in public, while being film showing the reactions of the passer-bys. Bonus BTC for wearing evoorhees' costume and standing on Rassah's coffee table while doing such.

Tell me again what is keeping him from reading this post?

Don't worry, I didn't read it.

Who tells me I cant throw a snowball at him while he is eating...or just walking or even sleeping.  ::) ::) ::)

I'm betting you still have a mental picture of this happening. I forgot to mention the two My Little Ponies: one on his left and the other on his right.

Riiiiiiight. "Hey man." "Hey...what are you doing with that 2x4 in your pants?"

"Hey Matthew, wanna go get some ice cream?" "No."

You guys are so stupid. Just empty the addresses already. No one will be watching your shitty TV.

How about a lynching!!?? :)

Bump because I want matthew to get more punishments.  If you have an idea you dont want public PM is also OK.
Ice cream to the face is 50% funded, come on or I will just have to do a boring cone to the face :(

This thread was satire by a friend and co-worker. Don't blame your scamming on me.

For all those interested in seeing the scam he's trying to perform on everyone:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=62492

LMFAO can we get a mod to verify this post please... i dont appreciate the slander of scammer and i hope thats not your real name, i dont appreciate this slander, noone can be that stupid to use tehre real name on a anon currency network it has to be fake it has to be....

You mean calling someone a scammer for lying about the products they're trying to sell and then threatening to cause physical harm to them isn't alright, but actually doing all of those things is? Interesting.

Wow. grow up.

thread was dead for 2 months. if you had an issue with Matt, post in a new thread

Aww, and now you're bumping it JACKASS

sorry Matt, Vaul kinda pisses me off. comes up in here being a dick with his newb coins still a shining trying to sell crap domains.

Nothing wrong with crap domains. I have crap domains. It's just wrong to call crap domains "premiem", respond to all inquiries as "trolling" or abusive/aggressive responses, and then expect your 18 newbie posts to be worth some kind of honor/integrity in a place full of "hero members" who are also of questionable integrity. lol

dont slander me like that! I, Sir, are a Sr. Member!

Rather than sully my post in "that other" thread, it's amazing they (V) jumped in without looking.  His first few posts were reasonable, but it is now 90% building their post count slamming Mathew.  Attracting attention on one of the top board members (either fuckwit or awesome guy) so early must be some kind of record.  Could we invite Randy and Phinnes as well?  Perhaps we should bid Solidcoins for the domains instead.

For real. For the record, I vote that I'm an awesome fuckwit.

Vual STFU you stupid noob.  :D

You Rang?

http://seminoleheightsantiques.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lurch2.jpg
(I swear he looks like Matthew)

I PM'ed Randy to get his ass over here before all the fun ends. I'm sure he's running a tad late due to it being about dinner time.

Why isn't there a quote of the day thread? The following is a classic:


Seriously! What's a "satoshi"? Might as well have asked who's that Nakamoto guy everybody here's been talking about.

And now that were back on this thread, what ever happened to all those punishments that Matthew was going to receive? I honestly can't remember if I contributed to this cause or not, but probably did for at that time I was giving away coins like there was no tomorrow and this one looked like a great cause. Too bad it wouldn't be a fitting topic for the magazine. Speaking of magazine, I suppose that Matthew will have his picture next to the his title Editor in Chief, and if that's the case, I want my money back unless, of course, he uses the image above. (would this now be considered a 360 post?)

~Bruno~

I recall that he is at least getting snowballed in the face.

a whole bunch of Sake. a show, where everytime someone says matthew or Matt, he has to do a shot of Sake