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Title: This message was too old and has been purged Post by: Evil-Knievel on March 24, 2014, 08:33:11 PM This message was too old and has been purged
Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: gofoter on March 24, 2014, 08:36:06 PM Here's mine:
-What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? - Dam. Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: crazy987 on March 24, 2014, 08:38:21 PM Damn, i only know dutch jokes.
Oh well. What did the ghost say to the wall? Hey, i'm just passing through. why are fish so smart? because they live in schools. 1JGBXYjpBmDBJzpSPa836etBVKkK5kmu3f Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 08:39:55 PM How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't. You get down from a goose. Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 08:41:40 PM What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
'Elifino! Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: BTCLotto on March 24, 2014, 08:42:15 PM Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Becuase the "P" is silent. Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: Cryptocure on March 24, 2014, 08:42:31 PM Why is 6 afraid of 7?
- because 7 is a registered 6 offender. BOOM 18T9DP2kz2yGGAfmbRCtifmHYTha6enNxR Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 08:42:33 PM A toothless termite walked into a bar and said, "Where's the bar tender?"
Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 08:44:37 PM Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted.
Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: gofoter on March 24, 2014, 08:46:24 PM Ok,that's my second try. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll. Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 08:46:37 PM Two hydrogen atoms were walking along.
One says, "You know what? I think I've lost my electron." The other one says, "Are you sure?" The first one responds, "Yeah, I'm positive." Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: C10H15N on March 24, 2014, 08:46:47 PM We don’t allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar. Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 08:48:29 PM Why did the blond have T.G.I.F. written on her shoes?
To remind her, Toes Go In First. Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: serje on March 24, 2014, 08:49:02 PM 2 owls sitting in a tree!
One says: Buhuhuhu! The other one Buhu Fuck you! You scared the shit out of me! Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 08:49:14 PM Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left him! Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 08:53:19 PM What's the difference between a blond and a shopping cart?
A shopping cart has a mind of its own. Title: This message was too old and has been purged Post by: Evil-Knievel on March 24, 2014, 08:53:49 PM This message was too old and has been purged
Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 08:54:13 PM Did you hear about the guy who won the Polish lottery?
A dollar a year for a million years. Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: Cryptocure on March 24, 2014, 08:59:12 PM The Challenge is Over: I have laught so hard ;-) All of you guys have posted great jokes. I have picked to following two as our winners: Quote Why is 6 afraid of 7? - because 7 is a registered 6 offender. Quote Two hydrogen atoms were walking along. One says, "You know what? I think I've lost my electron." The other one says, "Are you sure?" The first one responds, "Yeah, I'm positive." Posted on: Today at 08:46:24 PM @jzcjca00: I need your wallet address :-) Damn man, really didn't think I'd win this one! Thanks a lot, payment received. Fun times :) Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 09:01:46 PM The Challenge is Over: I have laught so hard ;-) All of you guys have posted great jokes. I have picked to following two as our winners: Quote Why is 6 afraid of 7? - because 7 is a registered 6 offender. Quote Two hydrogen atoms were walking along. One says, "You know what? I think I've lost my electron." The other one says, "Are you sure?" The first one responds, "Yeah, I'm positive." Posted on: Today at 08:46:24 PM @jzcjca00: I need your wallet address :-) Damn man, really didn't think I'd win this one! Thanks a lot, payment received. Fun times :) That would be very kind! My address is 1PPJHDawPvjh6MEzsvXrMYLgpLmyAaNXUc. You might think about making the one about the faster-than-light neutrino a co-winner. I laughed until I hurt! Title: This message was too old and has been purged Post by: Evil-Knievel on March 24, 2014, 09:02:27 PM This message was too old and has been purged
Title: Re: 0.01 BTC giveaway for the stupidest joke (CLOSED) Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 09:08:35 PM Money sent :-) Bounty received! Thanks! That was so kind! |