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Title: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Evil-Knievel on March 24, 2014, 09:04:09 PM I wanted to go this weekend to a mall and try to hook up some nice girls.
Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard. 0.02 BTC for the best submission :-) CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: gofoter on March 24, 2014, 09:07:13 PM Here's mine:
Does this smell like chloroform to you? Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: gofoter on March 24, 2014, 09:10:32 PM I wrote the dictionary on my co*k last night, if you come to my house I'll put some words in your mouth.
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: gofoter on March 24, 2014, 09:12:38 PM Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: jzcjca00 on March 24, 2014, 09:13:29 PM Do you cum often?
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: crazy987 on March 24, 2014, 09:13:36 PM *Grab a girl by her crotch and ask:
Is this seat taken? Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: gofoter on March 24, 2014, 09:13:43 PM Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz I could see myself in your pants.
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Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: crazy987 on March 24, 2014, 09:14:23 PM Throw an ice-cube on the floor, stamp on it and say:
Well, the ice is broken now. 1JGBXYjpBmDBJzpSPa836etBVKkK5kmu3f Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: gofoter on March 24, 2014, 09:14:45 PM My magic watch says you’re missing your pants. No? Well, it must be 10 minutes fast.
My address is 184GZennhfxZGiLtdEY5tQJWKkjYXJpNif. ;D ;D ;D Thanks! Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: hodlmybtc on March 24, 2014, 09:15:34 PM Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: crazy987 on March 24, 2014, 09:15:39 PM Are you an angel?
Because i'm allergic to feathers. And then puke. Title: This message was too old and has been purged Post by: Evil-Knievel on March 24, 2014, 09:16:42 PM This message was too old and has been purged
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: AlexisR on March 24, 2014, 09:17:20 PM “That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.” ~~;~@ 1JJB4edac9LDps71mcBHT6kdgP1V54wro6 Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Cryptocure on March 24, 2014, 09:18:24 PM Nice legs. When do they open?
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: AlexisR on March 24, 2014, 09:18:57 PM “Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?” Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: CoinZend on March 24, 2014, 09:28:12 PM People say the Moon is beautiful ... but I said no. People say that the planet venus is beautiful ... but I think not. I say the Earth is beautiful and gorgeous ... because there is you.
;D :p Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: AlexisR on March 24, 2014, 09:30:40 PM My last few entries (LOL):
Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you? Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z. Theres a party in my pants and your invited. Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: C10H15N on March 24, 2014, 09:33:15 PM I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: lynn_402 on March 24, 2014, 09:35:01 PM I wanted to go this weekend to a mall and try to hook up some nice girls. Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard. 0.02 BTC for the best submission :-) CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Cryptocure on March 24, 2014, 09:43:47 PM My d*ck just died, can I bury it in your ass?
Hey baby, wanna pump and dump? Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: minifrij on March 24, 2014, 09:45:21 PM Hey baby, are you an archeologist? Because I have a very large bone for you to examine.
Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cus dam. Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock. Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: counter on March 25, 2014, 03:31:24 AM I don't know where you guys come up with this stuff I'm on the floor over here and begging for mercy. Keep them coming if you will.. pretty sure the contest is over but I just can't get enough.
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: jodybay on March 25, 2014, 03:57:45 AM nice underarms are you using coal as as deodorant?
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: 888 on March 25, 2014, 04:33:34 AM Does this brick belong to you?
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: fikriwic on March 25, 2014, 06:19:51 AM i dont want you, sory go now!!!
lol.. 1M5nprziYe8Gm8rxxRpr1Rnei2FPRNpMiD Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: shortpocket on March 25, 2014, 08:29:19 AM 'Ever met a real geekolo?'
'Wanna see my litecoin rig?' Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: sana8410 on March 25, 2014, 09:08:25 AM "Secret Service, ma'am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know."
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: AceXll on March 25, 2014, 11:53:05 AM "You're the prettiest animal in this zoo."
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: jodybay on March 25, 2014, 01:06:01 PM hey baby do you know that everytime i see you i get numb and skeptical
just because you remind me of my toilet bowl Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: RGBKey on March 25, 2014, 03:14:15 PM I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: leex1528 on March 25, 2014, 03:26:25 PM Do this after beckoning her to come to you with 1 finger.
"I just wanted to see if I could make you come with 1 finger" :) 1u9GevVTVFndCNbffiuqpzdXoJ71zUdUj Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: lynn_402 on March 26, 2014, 10:18:45 AM Still no winner? The suspense is getting hard to bear ;)
And another one, for posperity: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: blueraykhazana on March 27, 2014, 03:52:50 PM Why to go mall man? Just grab a girl from facebook.
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: tspacepilot on March 28, 2014, 10:31:47 AM Worst pickup line (as in truly terrible and confusing):
I am a lion you are like the sky this is a drinking thing party. (then smile) Worst pickup line (as in you wish you didn't hear it): Will you ride on my spaceship cos you are out of this world! Worst pickup line (as in it just might work, you have to get the timing right): Hey do I love you? No, I mean do I know you? Sorry, it's hard to hear in here. I was trying to see if I could buy you a drink. --- Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Jacko on March 28, 2014, 10:34:42 AM Do you like Chicken?
Then suck this it's Fowl. ( Foul ). Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Jacko on March 28, 2014, 10:37:48 AM Does this smell like Chloroform to you?
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: tspacepilot on March 28, 2014, 10:42:46 AM Still no winner? The suspense is getting hard to bear ;) And another one, for posperity: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te Lol, is that posterity or prosperity? Same edit distance to posperity :) Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Jacko on March 28, 2014, 10:43:47 AM Do you work for Subway cos you are giving me a foot long?
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: tspacepilot on March 29, 2014, 04:13:04 AM Did anyone actually get a prize here or was the OP just fooling us?
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Jacko on March 29, 2014, 09:20:24 AM I'm not even bothered if there was a prize. It was just fun to read some of these and also remember the really old cheesy ones from when I was a kid LOL.
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: tspacepilot on March 29, 2014, 09:35:34 AM I'm not even bothered if there was a prize. It was just fun to read some of these and also remember the really old cheesy ones from when I was a kid LOL. I'm not sure that I'm "bothered" but if the OP never paid anyone it does seem a bit lame. Just my opinion. Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Jacko on March 29, 2014, 09:39:09 AM I think half way down page one he sent BTC to Gofoter for one reply. After that it's just people posting I think mate.
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: tspacepilot on March 29, 2014, 05:03:06 PM Aha, I see that now. Lameness accusation removed. :)
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: CurbsideProphet on March 29, 2014, 09:39:09 PM I wanted to go this weekend to a mall and try to hook up some nice girls. Of course I do not want to come off like "the ordinary normal guy", so I need the worst pickup line you ever heard. 0.02 BTC for the best submission :-) CONTEST IS NOW OPEN FOR 45 MINUTES I know contest is closed but just for the hell of it. Girl: "I have a boyfriend" Guy: "I have a goldfish" Girl: "What?" Guy: "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter" ;D Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Bit_Happy on March 30, 2014, 12:09:32 AM Hi, Have you ever heard of the Non-Aggression Principal? :D
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: MysticalPotato on March 30, 2014, 02:42:28 AM Amusing thread.
For aficionados of bad pick up lines, here's a few great videos on the very subject! ;) http://youtu.be/qi7Y121LgY0 http://youtu.be/pdXCFFYHjYk http://youtu.be/DfGS1oRk4K8 http://youtu.be/TDHF41XU1Iw Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Bit_Happy on March 30, 2014, 03:36:56 AM Amusing thread. For aficionados of bad pick up lines, here's a few great videos on the very subject! ;) http://youtu.be/qi7Y121LgY0 http://youtu.be/pdXCFFYHjYk http://youtu.be/DfGS1oRk4K8 http://youtu.be/TDHF41XU1Iw Thank you. Someday, I will rediscover this when I have more time for YouTube. Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: jzcjca00 on March 30, 2014, 03:42:53 AM Hi, Have you ever heard of the Non-Aggression Principal? :D He must run a non-government school. Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: softron on March 30, 2014, 08:07:53 AM Anyone win this yet.
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: rohnearner on March 30, 2014, 08:20:23 AM Anyone win this yet. I was looking for the winner too..! we already learned few pickup lines that we should never say in our real lives unless we want to get hit right on face :P Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: crazynoggin on March 30, 2014, 07:22:04 PM Pretty certain there were 2 winners, contest is long over, but some of these are pretty funny.
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Jacko on March 30, 2014, 07:22:51 PM Yep, contest is over but it is still a funny thread to keep an eye on.
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: justdave3996 on April 06, 2014, 05:12:08 PM hello, you wanna make a baby ?
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: bitbaby on April 06, 2014, 06:58:38 PM 'dead or alive your coming with me'
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Nobitcoin on April 07, 2014, 07:31:35 PM Get your coat you've pulled
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: unibean on April 20, 2014, 02:57:42 AM Just fun to read through this thread,
just keep 'em coming ;D Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Nixsy on April 20, 2014, 03:06:00 AM Call me Fred Flintstone, I am here to make your bedrock.
Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Jaiboon on April 24, 2014, 02:32:49 PM Are you an angel?
Because i'm allergic to feathers. And then puke. Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: marilynmanson21 on April 25, 2014, 04:06:47 PM Call me brad
i wanna give u something eng ing eng.............. Quote :hammer: Title: Re: 0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-) Post by: Wendigo on April 25, 2014, 04:29:42 PM I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.
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