Title: Buckle up newbies Post by: abdulodoi on November 25, 2020, 11:41:17 PM I wrote this poem for newbies, i've also added few guide links within.
Welcome to the world of Satoshi You've just been giving the door key And now you're feeling like the SHIT Please do take off your shoes Grease yourself with the rules (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=703657.0) It's easy if you pay attention Pun intended if you plan to shun it If you do, you may need a gentian There are several sections Familiarize yourself with good intention Or you'll be thrown to another dimension Trust me you don't wanna rush to detention Oh bitcointalk, a home away from home A world full of wonders even from the phone A home full of experts, kindness if you know your role Your motive will determine your parole Be helpful, be kind. Be eager to learn not only to earn Copy someone's work and be punished Repeat it again and again and be banished Your strength is your weapon Your weakness is your motivation Your focus here shouldn't be for authentication posts Trash that goal and build a home This is a community, be a member not an abuser Do not trust (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=33835.0) people easily Don't misquote but stay afloat Until your goal is to devote With these you can grow in rank Don't forget others who need you to grow We are all in this together, so buckle up newbies First thing to do as a newbie is to read this (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2766177.0)and this (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1689727.0) We shall make bitcointalk great again. I hope this made you smile. ;) Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: Stalker22 on November 25, 2020, 11:58:20 PM "Roses are red.
Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. I need COFFEE!!!" ;D Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: kawetsriyanto on November 25, 2020, 11:59:34 PM Good work! But I don't realize it as the poem if I didn't read the opening sentence above. For me, it is more likely a short guideline for newbies. However, it is quite nice to read. :)
By the way, don't you suggest the newbies focus on their local boards if any? I think it can be shared with them as well. Tell them that we have many merit sources on local boards. Don't forget to be active on the local board as the priority. Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: libert19 on November 26, 2020, 03:30:37 AM "Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. I need COFFEE!!!" ;D I was expecting 'so are you' at the end since it rhymes pretty well but I'm glad you didn't since op's poem is actually good. Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: pawanjain on November 26, 2020, 03:42:48 AM "Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. I need COFFEE!!!" ;D I was expecting 'so are you' at the end since it rhymes pretty well but I'm glad you didn't since op's poem is actually good. I wrote this poem for newbies, i've also added few guide links within. For @abdulodoi , lemme try something as well Thanks for the wonderful OP This would make Newbies roam free With their minds right on track Rank up process will be easy to crack Now that you have mentioned the guides Newbie accounts won't get negative strikes With this I end up my post I made this up right now and I won't boast ;D ;D Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: Eco_111 on November 26, 2020, 06:12:55 AM I couldn't even think about writing something like this OP, you tried mate @abdulodoi, it doesn't look alot like a poem though, it's more like guardian phrases for newbies
Ignore FUD like your EX Don't play around with FOMO Treat your Recovery seed like a Lover Centralized exchanges wallets are heartbreakers You don't want to leave funds on them Plagiarism is devil's tool it pours hot water on you. I don't know where that came from, hehe ;D ;D Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: Maestro75 on November 26, 2020, 06:32:51 AM "Roses are red. Mornings are hard. I suck at poetry. I need COFFEE!!!" ;D I was expecting 'so are you' at the end since it rhymes pretty well but I'm glad you didn't since op's poem is actually good. That will be a rhyme and that will be a traditional construct. Not bad an idea to make free verse poems as the OP did. I like both patterns of poetry anyway like the old English had them. I also like the way OP was able to spice the poem with links to relevant threads and I know many newbies will pay attention to all that. Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: lovesmayfamilis on November 26, 2020, 06:51:16 AM Excellent. It seems that beginners can be advised to learn the test to always know and not forget about the rules. Are there talents that can put this into music? In this case, repetition and frequent listening will completely discourage the desire to do something to the detriment of the forum. :)
Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: Coyster on November 26, 2020, 08:35:02 AM Good poem @abdulodoi, your piece of poetry is easy to understand, so I hope it would help one or two newbies to actually "buckle up" on the forum and learn about bitcoin here, I personally love poems and I have a proclivity towards them, IIRC, I think the first poem i read on the forum was written by @Lordhermes (he creates good pieces of poetry btw), but since then a couple of other users have tried the 'art' out; I hope with this 'beautiful lines' users are actually being enlightened by the messages in this poems.
Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: abdulodoi on November 26, 2020, 05:27:59 PM Quote For @abdulodoi , lemme try something as well Thanks for the wonderful OP This would make Newbies roam free With their minds right on track Rank up process will be easy to crack Now that you have mentioned the guides Newbie accounts won't get negative strikes With this I end up my post I made this up right now and I won't boast ;D ;D This is actually quite good So on point right into the mood Newbies must get the guides tattooed So as not to get booed. :) Quote Ignore FUD like your EX Don't play around with FOMO Treat your Recovery seed like a Lover Centralized exchanges wallets are heartbreakers You don't want to leave funds on them Plagiarism is devil's tool it pours hot water on you. I don't know where that came from, hehe Grin Grin That came from a hidden creative space mehn, pretty good ;D Good poem @abdulodoi, your piece of poetry is easy to understand, so I hope it would help one or two newbies to actually "buckle up" on the forum and learn about bitcoin here, I personally love poems and I have a proclivity towards them, IIRC, I think the first poem i read on the forum was written by @Lordhermes (he creates good pieces of poetry btw), but since then a couple of other users have tried the 'art' out; I hope with this 'beautiful lines' users are actually being enlightened by the messages in this poems. Thanks @Coyster, i appreciate it. Hopefully the newbies will actually read this and learn something about the forum. I've seen couple of newbies asking about forum ranking, most of them seem so lost. Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: samputin on November 27, 2020, 08:10:15 AM All I can say is, "very nice." That's a smart move when you included some links in your post. And may I also commend those responses before me that were in the form of poems. I'm trying to construct mine so that I can join in the fun but your entries are so good. Hope I can keep up with that. I had fun reading all of them, though. So cool. ;)
Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: TheBunting43 on November 28, 2020, 05:17:18 PM I wrote this poem for newbies, i've also added few guide links within. Welcome to the world of Satoshi You've just been giving the door key And now you're feeling like the SHIT Please do take off your shoes Grease yourself with the rules (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=703657.0) It's easy if you pay attention Pun intended if you plan to shun it If you do, you may need a gentian There are several sections Familiarize yourself with good intention Or you'll be thrown to another dimension Trust me you don't wanna rush to detention Oh bitcointalk, a home away from home A world full of wonders even from the phone A home full of experts, kindness if you know your role Your motive will determine your parole Be helpful, be kind. Be eager to learn not only to earn Copy someone's work and be punished Repeat it again and again and be banished Your strength is your weapon Your weakness is your motivation Your focus here shouldn't be for authentication posts Trash that goal and build a home This is a community, be a member not an abuser Do not trust (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=33835.0) people easily Don't misquote but stay afloat Until your goal is to devote With these you can grow in rank Don't forget others who need you to grow We are all in this together, so buckle up newbies First thing to do as a newbie is to read this (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2766177.0)and this (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1689727.0) We shall make bitcointalk great again. I hope this made you smile. ;) Welcome to Bitcoin, the digital dough, Its picking up pace, after starting off slow. Getting in now, your still an early adopter, Await your lambo and private helicopter. This forum will help you learn all there is to know, Hopefully helping your wallet balances glow. Be careful to read the rules and regulations, Then enjoy the work of these crypto sensations! :) Title: Re: Buckle up newbies Post by: abdulodoi on November 28, 2020, 06:30:58 PM Welcome to Bitcoin, the digital dough, Its picking up pace, after starting off slow. Getting in now, your still an early adopter, Await your lambo and private helicopter. This forum will help you learn all there is to know, Hopefully helping your wallet balances glow. Be careful to read the rules and regulations, Then enjoy the work of these crypto sensations! :) You've got it in you mate. I was just wondering if your previous account was unbanned as this is your third account? As per the forum rule (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=703657.0), what you are doing is called ban evasion Quote 25. Ban evasion (using or creating accounts while one of your accounts is banned) is not allowed.[e] As you can see, unless your ban is lifted, you are not allowed to create an alternative account to continue posting on the forum. Though, i see you did post an appeal few years ago but whether you would be unban wasn't conclusive in your post here (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5080877.0) |