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Title: How to buy a Lambo with 300 bucks (10 mBTC) instantly (w/ time travel machine)
Post by: Gyrsur on January 05, 2021, 09:55:37 AM
This is a how-to-guide how you can get a Lambo with bitcoins instantly if you have a time travel machine laying around.

1.) Buy 10 mBTC (0.01 BTC) with about 300 USD. (price at the time of creation this thread)
2.) Use your time travel machine to travel 10 years ahead in time.
3.) Buy your Lambo and don't drive too much.
4.) ???


Title: Re: How to buy a Lambo with 300 bucks (10 mBTC) instantly (w/ time travel machine)
Post by: Gyrsur on January 05, 2021, 09:55:53 AM
reserved

If you have no time travel machine available I will tell you later how you can achieve this goal anyways.


Title: Re: How to buy a Lambo with 300 bucks (10 mBTC) instantly (w/ time travel machine)
Post by: Gyrsur on January 05, 2021, 11:03:43 AM
This is a how-to-guide how you can get a Lambo with bitcoins instantly if you have a time travel machine laying around.

1.) Buy 10 mBTC (0.01 BTC) with about 300 USD. (price at the time of creation this thread)
2.) Use your time travel machine to travel 10 years ahead in time.
3.) Buy your Lambo and don't drive too much.
4.) ???
How to make me the happiest man alive:
1) open your bitcoin wallet
2) send 1mBTC to address 1JMyrc3LgbUntYRmPnJuMFTiS9z6ov3JP2
3) as the man in warcraft says "all done"

I have a better idea. go to work. earn some FIAT. and buy 1 mBTC.  ;)

advise:
your BTCitcoin address is a legacy address.
1.) if you want to avoid higher transactions fees use a bech32 address.
2.) you have BTCitcoin forks laying around on your address. --> https://blockchair.com/search?q=1JMyrc3LgbUntYRmPnJuMFTiS9z6ov3JP2


Title: Re: How to buy a Lambo with 300 bucks (10 mBTC) instantly (w/ time travel machine)
Post by: JohnnySit on January 05, 2021, 11:08:18 AM
This is a how-to-guide how you can get a Lambo with bitcoins instantly if you have a time travel machine laying around.

1.) Buy 10 mBTC (0.01 BTC) with about 300 USD. (price at the time of creation this thread)
2.) Use your time travel machine to travel 10 years ahead in time.
3.) Buy your Lambo and don't drive too much.
4.) ???
How to make me the happiest man alive:
1) open your bitcoin wallet
2) send 1mBTC to address 1JMyrc3LgbUntYRmPnJuMFTiS9z6ov3JP2
3) as the man in warcraft says "all done"

I have a better idea. go to work. earn some FIAT. and buy 1 mBTC.  ;)

advise:
your BTCitcoin address is a legacy address.
1.) if you want to avoid higher transactions fees use a bech32 address.
2.) you have BTCitcoin forks laying around on your address. --> https://blockchair.com/search?q=1JMyrc3LgbUntYRmPnJuMFTiS9z6ov3JP2
less than $0.5 :((((
+ I can't work 'cause of covid I have really old mom unfortunately


Title: Re: How to buy a Lambo with 300 bucks (10 mBTC) instantly (w/ time travel machine)
Post by: Gyrsur on January 05, 2021, 11:11:25 AM
This is a how-to-guide how you can get a Lambo with bitcoins instantly if you have a time travel machine laying around.

1.) Buy 10 mBTC (0.01 BTC) with about 300 USD. (price at the time of creation this thread)
2.) Use your time travel machine to travel 10 years ahead in time.
3.) Buy your Lambo and don't drive too much.
4.) ???
How to make me the happiest man alive:
1) open your bitcoin wallet
2) send 1mBTC to address 1JMyrc3LgbUntYRmPnJuMFTiS9z6ov3JP2
3) as the man in warcraft says "all done"

I have a better idea. go to work. earn some FIAT. and buy 1 mBTC.  ;)

advise:
your BTCitcoin address is a legacy address.
1.) if you want to avoid higher transactions fees use a bech32 address.
2.) you have BTCitcoin forks laying around on your address. --> https://blockchair.com/search?q=1JMyrc3LgbUntYRmPnJuMFTiS9z6ov3JP2
less than $0.5 :((((
+ I can't work 'cause of covid I have really old mom unfortunately

OK, and what have happened to the 167.00874682 BTC on your address?

https://blockchair.com/bitcoin/address/1JMyrc3LgbUntYRmPnJuMFTiS9z6ov3JP2


EDIT: sorry, "just" 89.36675314 BTC seems more accurate you've recieved on this address.

https://www.smartbit.com.au/address/1JMyrc3LgbUntYRmPnJuMFTiS9z6ov3JP2

3.) STRONGLY ADVISE please use for every transaction a brand new address! you've re-used your address since 03/03/2015 1952 times. this is a f***ing crime against your privacy!  :o

https://blockchair.com/bitcoin/address/1JMyrc3LgbUntYRmPnJuMFTiS9z6ov3JP2?page=196


EDIT2: 4.) QUESTION I should send you 1 mBTC to an address you don't have access to their private key anymore  ???

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5306979.0


Title: Re: How to buy a Lambo with 300 bucks (10 mBTC) instantly (w/ time travel machine)
Post by: 20kevin20 on January 05, 2021, 02:56:58 PM
If Bitcoin had all its supply mined and grew to >$30M per BTC in a matter of 10yrs, that would make its market cap worth well over $600,000,000,000,000. Are you sure this is a realistic target? Because tbh, today's market cap doesn't sound like it's exaggerated (and wouldn't have sounded a decade ago as an exaggerated one for a currency either). A mcap over $600T means about 1/2 of today's global money supply :D


Title: Re: How to buy a Lambo with 300 bucks (10 mBTC) instantly (w/ time travel machine)
Post by: mk4 on January 05, 2021, 03:04:01 PM
10 years? Heck, throw everything you have on bitcoin right now, time travel 30 years into the future, and go buy yourself a city/s