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Economy => Lending => Topic started by: BumfuckerCockroach on March 19, 2021, 11:57:14 AM



Title: Looking for a loan 0.3 - 0.6 BTC
Post by: BumfuckerCockroach on March 19, 2021, 11:57:14 AM
Wassup fucktards,

I am looking for a loan in between 0.3 and 0.6 BTC. I have generated some nice NFTs I’d be willing to use as collateral. NFTs are worth about 100k$-200k$ so no worries.

Please provide loan asap. If you’re asking for the reason of this loan request I’d kindly reply „Mind your own fucking business you worthless piece of nosy cunt“
But you won’t be doing that.

Provide the loan, now! My reputation is all solid, check my acc, zero negative feedback.

Well then all i there is left to say is: Move your fucking lazy asses, get those ledger nanos ready and give me that loan..

I want it, i need it...

Peace...


Title: Re: Looking for a loan 0.3 - 0.6 BTC
Post by: condoras on March 19, 2021, 12:40:47 PM
My reputation is all solid, check my acc, zero negative feedback.

Not anymore. Now you can just...

https://media2.giphy.com/media/Kn7MBqwehC8Mw/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47qf2bn130jfys4kgqedwlj8e58iylrc2io2sppzl8&rid=giphy.gif


Title: Re: Looking for a loan 0.3 - 0.6 BTC
Post by: BumfuckerCockroach on March 19, 2021, 01:10:47 PM
Stupid fuck, i offered collateral.



Title: Re: Looking for a loan 0.3 - 0.6 BTC
Post by: condoras on March 19, 2021, 01:42:12 PM
Stupid fuck, i offered collateral.

This isn't collateral that you offer, is simple bs. Go back to your hole now. :-*


Title: Re: Looking for a loan 0.3 - 0.6 BTC
Post by: DireWolfM14 on March 19, 2021, 07:29:42 PM
Wassup fucktards,

I am looking for a loan in between 0.3 and 0.6 BTC. I have generated some nice NFTs I’d be willing to use as collateral. NFTs are worth about 100k$-200k$ so no worries.

Please provide loan asap. If you’re asking for the reason of this loan request I’d kindly reply „Mind your own fucking business you worthless piece of nosy cunt“
But you won’t be doing that.

Provide the loan, now! My reputation is all solid, check my acc, zero negative feedback.

Well then all i there is left to say is: Move your fucking lazy asses, get those ledger nanos ready and give me that loan..

I want it, i need it...

Peace...

That's just about the weakest attempt to troll the lending board that I've ever seen.  Nothing creative or spontaneous, no salacious sob-story of prostitution, reverting to profanity in a lazy attempt at humor, not even a multi-million-dollar cat-themed tiktok account offered as collateral.

Weak!


Title: Re: Looking for a loan 0.3 - 0.6 BTC
Post by: hopenotlate on March 19, 2021, 07:52:33 PM
Am really envious when I see someone with way too much free time, I hope I had at least a fraction of it.

Here is an idea for some alternative activities to help you spending it.

https://i.postimg.cc/NF1JXhQs/mandurl.jpg


Title: Re: Looking for a loan 0.3 - 0.6 BTC
Post by: xitheon on March 19, 2021, 09:11:35 PM
I have what you need. Show me 10 x 10 pixel sample of the NFT


Title: Re: Looking for a loan 0.3 - 0.6 BTC
Post by: Evilish on March 20, 2021, 01:46:45 AM
Looks to be a troll but in case you're not.

Loan duration?
Which NFT are you putting as collateral? Any proof that you own the said NFT? Past purchase history of that NFT?