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Economy => Goods => Topic started by: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 03:21:13 PM



Title: Selling Sperm
Post by: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 03:21:13 PM
Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order ;).


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: DM90 on March 26, 2014, 03:42:20 PM
Sperm bank would pay you more.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 03:55:06 PM
Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: FuzzyBear on March 26, 2014, 04:57:41 PM
Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
0.25 Devcoins? Dogecoins? I could exhaust u for a year or two :P

Also how u shipping? where from? pics pls.. do you accept escrow?


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: DubFX on March 26, 2014, 04:59:53 PM
Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: SaltySpitoon on March 26, 2014, 05:07:31 PM
Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: DubFX on March 26, 2014, 05:20:30 PM
Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.
Thank you for explaination.
Yeah these are the facts indeed, althought it would be nice if you could just get alot of money for sperm donation if you would be only tested on your IQ and OFC on diseases.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: pizzaboy69696969 on March 26, 2014, 05:25:06 PM
Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.

Then again, they don't fact check the IQ and your schooling credentials too well so you could bullshit a lot of it.  Source: I have sold my spunk


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: DubFX on March 26, 2014, 05:26:32 PM
Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.

Then again, they don't fact check the IQ and your schooling credentials too well so you could bullshit a lot of it.  Source: I have sold my spunk
Well i think that this may differ from country to country or better institute to institute.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: johnniewalker on March 26, 2014, 07:08:47 PM
Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.
Its true...statistically its easier to get into Harvard than to be chosen as a paid sperm donator. And no, I am not and have never been one  :-\


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: E.exchanger on March 26, 2014, 09:42:45 PM
Its funny though to see people selling such things over internet and that too on public forums, No one will buy it as the person donating is not medically certified to do that. Also there are sperm banks which people prefer. Funniest part to see it in the goods section  :D :D OP sell your  skills for bitcoin whatever you are best at and post it in the services section !!


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:09:33 PM
Its funny though to see people selling such things over internet and that too on public forums, No one will buy it as the person donating is not medically certified to do that. Also there are sperm banks which people prefer. Funniest part to see it in the goods section  :D :D OP sell your  skills for bitcoin whatever you are best at and post it in the services section !!


hahaha yea it's sort of a tongue in cheek post don't really expect any takers lol. In all seriousness though would love to earn some bitcoins but no idea what I could do though.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: Swordsoffreedom on March 26, 2014, 10:10:18 PM
Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
Awkwardly walks out


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: jellyhashman on March 26, 2014, 10:11:46 PM
Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
Awkwardly walks out


I hear it's good to drink, mix it with some whiskey and it as some great health benefits  ;D


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: Wendigo on March 26, 2014, 10:52:46 PM
I hope the escrow would like to hold the "goods".


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: oppahdoggystyle on March 26, 2014, 11:53:07 PM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Sorry, if you are serious. I guess with bitcoin you can buy anything XD


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: Swordsoffreedom on March 27, 2014, 05:31:26 AM
Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
Awkwardly walks out


I hear it's good to drink, mix it with some whiskey and it as some great health benefits  ;D

Walks back in and I can see people using it for Voodoo Rituals and I guess Magic circles (If there is a sufficient quantity as a ritual sacrifice)
Fear My logic :)


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: FuzzyBear on March 27, 2014, 09:41:24 AM
Uh well this is the first time I've seen that offered on a thread
Awkwardly walks out


I hear it's good to drink, mix it with some whiskey and it as some great health benefits  ;D

Walks back in and I can see people using it for Voodoo Rituals and I guess Magic circles (If there is a sufficient quantity as a ritual sacrifice)
Fear My logic :)
Loves the fact you came back!! ;)
Fuzzybear


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: gondel on March 27, 2014, 09:55:08 AM
I am offering mine for 0.001 per wank 8) it is better price  ;D


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: gondel on March 27, 2014, 09:56:58 AM
Selling my pubes anuone interested?
Br

Gondel


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: bitcasino on March 27, 2014, 10:31:46 AM
Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order ;).
Should ask for sexcoins!


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: TECSHARE on March 27, 2014, 10:49:52 AM
Do you know you can be made to be held liable for any children created via donated sperm?


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: sgk on March 27, 2014, 10:53:02 AM
Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order ;).

I can pay you 0.25 BTC for every litre of your own sperm. However I buy only large orders, minimum 10 litres a day.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: jellyhashman on March 27, 2014, 11:19:38 AM
Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order ;).

I can pay you 0.25 BTC for every litre of your own sperm. However I buy only large orders, minimum 10 litres a day.


hahaha 10 litres no problem. Where am I shipping too?


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: sgk on March 27, 2014, 12:07:50 PM
Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order ;).

I can pay you 0.25 BTC for every litre of your own sperm. However I buy only large orders, minimum 10 litres a day.

hahaha 10 litres no problem. Where am I shipping too?

Please ship it to "Mark Karpeles, Japan". You won't need the full address, every postman knows where that fucktard lives.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: jellyhashman on March 27, 2014, 12:08:28 PM
Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order ;).

I can pay you 0.25 BTC for every litre of your own sperm. However I buy only large orders, minimum 10 litres a day.

hahaha 10 litres no problem. Where am I shipping too?

Please ship it to "Mark Karpeles, Japan". You won't need the full address, every postman knows where that fucktard lives.

hahahahahahahaha I can do this for free :D


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: vleroybrown on March 27, 2014, 07:54:16 PM
Not for me but some lady friends of mine in Seattle.  They are only interested in peer to peer direct transfers accompanied with all the legal releases of course.  Is this something you are up for?  I heard somewhere that gigolo work is the fastest way to get bitcoin rich, so what do you say?   


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: jellyhashman on March 27, 2014, 10:24:14 PM
Not for me but some lady friends of mine in Seattle.  They are only interested in peer to peer direct transfers accompanied with all the legal releases of course.  Is this something you are up for?  I heard somewhere that gigolo work is the fastest way to get bitcoin rich, so what do you say?   


Sounds like a plan, send me a PM with more details  ;D


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: vleroybrown on March 27, 2014, 10:40:34 PM
Until I hear back from my friends, start by contacting these guys about paying in Bitcoin. http://www.seattlespermbank.com/   Very professional operation in my experience. 


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: Bitmonedo on March 28, 2014, 01:59:13 AM
Try selling a blowjob and you might get lucky and get free sperm  ;D


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: vleroybrown on March 28, 2014, 02:34:33 AM
Try selling a blowjob and you might get lucky and get free sperm  ;D
ROFLMAO...  Lip service till we have pics!


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: jellyhashman on March 28, 2014, 09:38:34 AM
Try selling a blowjob and you might get lucky and get free sperm  ;D

errr think I might pass on that idea hahaha  ;D


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: Wendigo on March 28, 2014, 08:47:26 PM
Anyone tried selling motorboating?


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: shackleford on March 29, 2014, 03:32:30 AM
Post is probably a joke but there was a news story a while back a where two lesbos got a guy to donate to them then they split up and she sued the guy for child support.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: neighborrr on March 29, 2014, 06:42:40 AM
Haha that made my day!
I think you are wrong with the community ! There is more guys than girls here and no need in another's sperm


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: freedomno1 on March 29, 2014, 07:34:46 AM
Haha that made my day!
I think you are wrong with the community ! There is more guys than girls here and no need in another's sperm

For some strange reason or other I can imagine this thread being posted in a girl focused forum getting an interesting reaction  ;)
A feminist oriented one and OH BOY watch out cowboys and mavericks.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: Aditya on March 29, 2014, 12:43:37 PM
I am selling my sperm to girl only.

She will get my sperm fresh from my cock  ;D


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: jellyhashman on March 29, 2014, 12:46:06 PM
Haha that made my day!
I think you are wrong with the community ! There is more guys than girls here and no need in another's sperm

For some strange reason or other I can imagine this thread being posted in a girl focused forum getting an interesting reaction  ;)
A feminist oriented one and OH BOY watch out cowboys and mavericks.


I'm really tempted to go do this. Would definitely get an interesting reaction that's for sure :D


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: TECSHARE on March 29, 2014, 01:09:04 PM
Post is probably a joke but there was a news story a while back a where two lesbos got a guy to donate to them then they split up and she sued the guy for child support.
  Regardless of the contracts you have in place you can be forced to provide for a child from sperm donation. Men have practically no rights when it comes to children and reproduction.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: thehun on March 29, 2014, 03:35:40 PM
You know, in Germany there is actually a social network where sperm donors and recipients get in touch with each other. Methods of delivery include sample and intercourse  :D

www.spermaspender.de

I read a story about a guy who had already "fathered" over 30 children through this site


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: bitcoinsrus on March 29, 2014, 04:52:33 PM
Anyone else click this post just to read the comments  ;D


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: bitmarket.io on March 29, 2014, 10:02:21 PM
Sperm bank would pay you more.
sperm bank dont want his sperm. now we have to deal with him.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: sgk on April 23, 2014, 07:43:45 AM
Selling my sperm. I am asking 0.1 per order ;).

I can pay you 0.25 BTC for every litre of your own sperm. However I buy only large orders, minimum 10 litres a day.

hahaha 10 litres no problem. Where am I shipping too?

Dude, I was just joking. You didn't have to send me that via FedEx.
i am not accepting this delivery and FedEx is taking this back to you.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: Swordsoffreedom on April 23, 2014, 07:48:39 AM
Anyone else click this post just to read the comments  ;D

Sometimes when people revive it he-he


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: Ayers on April 23, 2014, 10:05:29 AM
lol i don't think tha this is legal, if you do in this way


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: Revolution on April 23, 2014, 02:57:41 PM
Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
Wish we would have sperm bank in my country that would pay us..you just go there fap and you get the money?

Sort of, in order to donate sperm there are a ton of tests that you have to take. First to make sure you are free of STDs, then you are tested for diseases and chronic illnesses, any genetic traits that could be passed along to the baby, and you are also evaluated based in IQ/your job. They aren't going to take sperm from Cletus the high school dropout with an IQ of 89. They will take it from the 6 foot tall Fabrisio who is a doctor with an IQ of 140 and no family history of health conditions.

No I have not donated sperm, but it was one of my topics in an ethics class.
Thank you for explaination.
Yeah these are the facts indeed, althought it would be nice if you could just get alot of money for sperm donation if you would be only tested on your IQ and OFC on diseases.


INTERESTING FACT:
Sperm banks only want sperm from White Males over 6 feet tall, black/dark brown hair, no red-heads/blondes, and green/brown eyes. High IQ, no bad medical history, no surgeries. While depositing the sperm you cannot have any sexual intercourse. You need to deposit once every 2-3 days, and are allowed 1 time a week MAXIMUM to do your own thing. The contract lasts for 6 months minimum. If you cancel, you get no payment.


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: loewen.brad on April 24, 2014, 07:00:44 AM
Its funny though to see people selling such things over internet and that too on public forums, No one will buy it as the person donating is not medically certified to do that. Also there are sperm banks which people prefer. Funniest part to see it in the goods section  :D :D OP sell your  skills for bitcoin whatever you are best at and post it in the services section !!
maybe his skill and what he's best at IS fapping. ever think of that?


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: jellyhashman on April 24, 2014, 08:05:28 AM
Its funny though to see people selling such things over internet and that too on public forums, No one will buy it as the person donating is not medically certified to do that. Also there are sperm banks which people prefer. Funniest part to see it in the goods section  :D :D OP sell your  skills for bitcoin whatever you are best at and post it in the services section !!
maybe his skill and what he's best at IS fapping. ever think of that?


Sad but true


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: counter on April 24, 2014, 08:59:38 AM
some of you are so negative I swear..  This could be some of the best sperm money can buy and you wouldn't even know it...  I for one think you should try and do an auction on your sperm and see what the market is for your junk juice. ;D


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: Bru on April 24, 2014, 09:06:01 AM
Sperm has other uses too, a lot of women buy it for "semen facials" . not kidding :-\


Title: Re: Selling Sperm
Post by: poordeveloper on April 24, 2014, 09:09:55 AM
Sperm bank would pay you more.


Well better put my price up then. Now I am asking 0.25.
0.25 Devcoins? Dogecoins? I could exhaust u for a year or two :P

Also how u shipping? where from? pics pls.. do you accept escrow?
I think he meant InfiniteCoins. So it was a good decision to change the price to 0.25 :)

I am offering mine for 0.001 per wank 8) it is better price  ;D

InfiniteCoins as well? Euros? Zimbabwe dollars?