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I was just removing old notes and had these saved there, quite funny, have fun.

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1) My crypto wallet is like an onion. When you open it, you want to cry.

2) Lots of cryptos – a lot of stress.

3) November is one of the riskiest months to invest. Other risky months are December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October.

4) Crypto is not the most important thing in life. But love is. Fortunately, I love crypto!

5) Trust has an unlimited value, The father of all currencies.

6) Two cryptographers walk into a bar
No one knows what they are talking about.

7) Where to find most dumb and impatient people?
Telegram group of crypto currencies.

8 ) Why won’t the government embrace Bitcoin They hate the idea of Proof Of Work.

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This was the most funny thing from your note and that's the fact. there are bunch of dumb people in the telegram crypto that can't even read. They were always asking about "when listing" , "Where is update while the update already pinned by the developers" Watching the cryptocurrencies groups are so funny especially for the exchange sites telegram groups which full with dumb people who were always doing FOMO and FUD even for their own portfolios.  :D

The government hate the idea of proof of work? I think there is more to that hate mate, Bitcoin gives real freedom that we can't get from the government that's why the hate is real, they have no choice but to also make money out of it, El Salvador is an example of what Bitcoin is capable of.

This is so true.

That's why invest only into those cryptocurrencies that are reliable. Even if you don't have a lot in numbers, still, you've got a decent portfolio and you're not going to be problematic with it because they're all liquid and has a future.

Well, another truth. That's why most scams are happening in crypto groups in the telegram channels because many are too gullible to believe of those signals and vip groups that they think are for real.

It's not poem, just sayings. Copied from somewhere, copied when I liked what I read.

I think proof of work chains will be banned but pow mining will still be available on chains like Ethereum, think bsov and 0xMR. These will go under the radar because they have small market caps.

yes you are right this is the most toxic place. what's more, when the coin/token price is being dumped, there will always be people spreading FUD. And don't forget there will always be stupid people asking when binance, when lambo, when to the moon, and whatever.

Nice set of one-liners, do keep adding more to them when you come across them on the internet, I guess memes are the current form of such lines and not the old list that we used to see on newspapers. :-X

About the "A lot of crypto" - I think people need to rethink how much allocation of a base currency has happened on each - in other words, the weight-age of every asset. Then only they can decide how and when to sell them. After all, one needs to accumulate bitcoin not altcoins.

About the months, I get the joke, every month is risky. You just have to flow with it. :D And the telegram group line is apt.

Great post man! Most of the things mentioned on this saved note of yours are very funny and very relatable to most of us here in this forum specially the ones that have been here for quite some time already. Seems like you really have had a fun journey in this industry over the years to have been able to write or find and relate to these things. Thanks for this post, really needed a laugh right now. Gave you some merit, hope it makes your day as much as your post has made mine! Cheers! xD

I just felt it and this always happens to us during the bear season. In fact, I'd manage not to check my portfolio for almost a month was certainly disappointing too.

And what I've found and had learned in crypto is I know how to be strong and extend my patience as sometimes the market won't give us the favor.
To finally say that crypto isn't for a crying baby and acted like that, this is suitable for the person who have a strong mentality and could really manage to control themselves.

This is bound to happen to everyone who has ever invested in crypto. The market hasn't been doing well lately, to be honest I don't even dare to open my portfolio I know they are decreasing a lot but I don't have the courage to look at them. At times like these, I choose to forget about my portfolio for a while and look for another job so I don't think about it too much.

These three are relevant to me number 1. I seldom check my wallet and my portfolio I only do it when I can take depression number 2. when you think the more the merrier or profitable you are wrong because you have it, the more stress to deal with every coin, especially in the bear trend and number three I seldom opening my telegram but some idiots keep adding me it's a source of stress dealing with people in the telegram.

That's why I never hold more than 5 coins in my portfolio. too many coins, too many things to pay attention to. and the greater the stress level when prices do not match predictions. but strangely many people prefer to hold a lot of coins on the grounds that all the coins he holds are the best coins. but they don't realize that it was a mistake.

Governments work hand in hand with banks, so they benefit a lot from banks. The original idea behind Bitcoin is the capability of 'be your own bank'. Third party is apparently eliminated. The rise of crypto is somewhat a challenge to an already existing banking sector. So it will really take some time for some Governments to legalize crypto currency. For any Government to legalize crypto currency, it means they have probably structured a way to benefit from the crypto ecosystem. Currently, El Salvador and Central African Republic have adopted Bitcoin as legal tender. We continue to observe the outcome - with hope that the adoption of Bitcoin will be beneficial to them.

Reminds me something i read from some telegram group: "The one who coined saying "there's no such thing as a stupid question" wasn't aware of crypto telegram." It's literally the culmination of scams, bots and uninformed people. It's rare to find groups that have intellectual conversations.

This made my day. Thank you.  ;D
Number 1 is hilarious but when I went further I saw myself laughing alone. LOLA - laughing out loud alone.  ;D

Telegram group. Definitely the home base of people who cannot wait for their profits to come. I can still remember when I joined one. "When Binance?"
Almost all ICO projects have that kind of questions after reaching a small cap or hard cap.  

No expression. Just take a look for a while and leave it again ;D

Not much stress as I don't see it too long :D

Then what month is safe to invest in crypto? ;D

Yes, love is the most important thing in life. But too much love will kill you ;D

I don't know what to say.

I know. What next will happen? ;D

It is so true ;D

They will realize it soon.

That is what I feel ;D

I am trying not to think of my portfolio as I believe that it will increase again someday. All I need to do is just wait and have more patience to wait for the next bull run.

Regardless of how many coins we hold I guess everyone has different abilities,
but on the other hand I also agree with you because the most ideal holds no more than 5 coins,
because the more coins we hold, the greater our responsibility because we have to analyze and follow its development which is not an easy thing

The reality is that, with crypto currency; if you invest right and your wallets cries; it will smile and take you from trenches to riches if you hold long enough


Crypto is a definition of no pain, no gain; if you do not study, learn, relearn and improve your skills in crypto currency; you would only rely on luck to make profits here. Reality is that, if you master the art "crypto currency" you will realize that it is all fun, no stress


I think telegram group are full of funny individuals; if you ever have a bad day, try those chats, the frequency when  moon, when pump, when binance, when airdrop are enough to help you relax from stress haha


The government simply want to continue to be in charge and have control over how much an average citizen deserves to own or control. Pay your crypto tax if your country has one and be free

Lolz, something unique from grandpa’s junkyard notebook. Very funny. This is like the whole story of average crypto owner These days or at least person whose new into the market and trying his hardest way. In fact I have read similar comments (pro tips) from many users which were more or less arguments as to why they were not able to understand the crypto or earn enough. They had junk coins, short waits, government issues, this ban, that legislation and what not. Basically you have everything in your diary which was already asked and which will be always asked by members.

Indeed a funny one. I just think investing in cryptocurrency is one of the philosophy a man needs to embrace and make get involved with during his existence on earth. Life however has given lemon, its left to you to make lemonade with it.

Ijust  love crypto and its invention, even despite the fact that I'm currently dipped 80-85% to what I owned Mid-december of last year :'(

I really agree with this item. People think that every rise will be permanent. It does not take into account the possibility that every rise can be a fall. In addition, everyone has determined a month according to their head and thinks that there may be serious increases in this month. In general, they keep repeating that the month that comes after the month they are in will rise.

Everything you've posted is all correct number one is very true for me especially if you're venturing into a new coin that will give you a lot of heartache and headache it feels like you wanna cry seeing the coins that you trusted will have value in the future.

OMG, I noticed this and I do absolutely agree with this. Moreover in some telegram groups of certain countries, wow, sometimes I feel like thinking of "do they have eyes to read? Do they have brain to think?", why do they seem only have fingers to type without being willing to read at first or thinking at first?"
Don't say too much because everyone should know about this  ;D

LOL
It means that every time is risky for cryptocurrency.
And that's absolutely true, dude.
And unfortunately, we love these and we are on the cycle, it means that we love those risks  ;D

Ithis looks like a poem. I really love the little things you wrote there. Cryptocurrency is for the strongest of hearts and our love it will not stop. I look forward everyday to look at my mobile phone, go through my coingecko app and see how the market rises and falls. This gives me sense of belonging.

That's probably why many people tend to sell as much of their cryptocurrency as possible when it's getting cheaper and never sell it when it's at peak prices :D


They argue about who Satoshi Nakamoto really is :D


Any social network that has crypto groups and channels, there are a huge number of them. And all of them are looking for easy earnings, while being able to think minimally.

Actually i used to make notes but not like this, wherein, its all about specific information about crypto and most likely strategies in trading. Lol
btw its very unique mate and yes very funny as well, i don't know what comes to your mind why you wrote that stuff and it seems your making story not just about cryptocurrency like poem. :D

I think Bitcoin will have a hard time getting approval from governments because of their reluctance to universal access and the concept of Proof Of Work. The Government is scared of losing control of cash and to be honest, it makes sense. They have enjoyed the power of being able to issue money and control inflation by doing so. If Bitcoin becomes a success, maybe it's time for them to start working with it instead of against it. Who knows, we may one day be able to pay our taxes in Bitcoin (or other alt-coins) instead of USD.

Same here especially in the bear market that is why I limit myself from opening my portfolio and looking at my wallet my mood changes every time I open it.

It really is if you cannot control your greediness you'll live a stressful life

That is why you should only invest what you can afford to lose anything more than this will make you lose your savings and hard-earned money.



Yes and if you don't have control and you always spend your time in the telegram you will be like them, you know birds of the same feather flock together.

The answer is obvious they don't people lose their freedom