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Title: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Acidyo on April 03, 2014, 08:53:39 PM Mine is:
What's the only positive thing about pedophiles? They drive really slow through school-zones. Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: counter on April 03, 2014, 08:58:43 PM I've never resulted to a joke as I'm usually not put on the spot very often. That is a clever joke you posted though. I guess I'd just say something silly from a movie quote for example "have you seen my baseball" from "Something About Mary". Not a clever as yours I must admit.
Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Acidyo on April 03, 2014, 09:03:08 PM I've never resulted to a joke as I'm usually not put on the spot very often. That is a clever joke you posted though. I guess I'd just say something silly from a movie quote for example "have you seen my baseball" from "Something About Mary". Not a clever as yours I must admit. Haha that movie was awesome! Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Bit_Happy on April 03, 2014, 09:25:05 PM What joke do you use when put on the spot?
Which spot? Why need a joke? Just be honest. Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Acidyo on April 04, 2014, 12:42:05 AM What joke do you use when put on the spot? Which spot? Why need a joke? Just be honest. Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums. Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Slark on April 04, 2014, 12:58:17 AM What joke do you use when put on the spot? Which spot? Why need a joke? Just be honest. Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums. Because in this world everything is a big, fat conspiracy. Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Acidyo on April 04, 2014, 12:59:39 AM What joke do you use when put on the spot? Which spot? Why need a joke? Just be honest. Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums. Because in this world everything is a big, fat conspiracy. What if you trying to make me think that everything is a conspiracy is a conspiracy? Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: techgeek on April 04, 2014, 04:17:22 AM You ever fart so hard you cracked your back? This actually happened to me lol. Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Bit_Happy on April 04, 2014, 04:38:34 AM What joke do you use when put on the spot? Which spot? Why need a joke? Just be honest. Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums. No conspiracy here. If your question was "What is one of your favorite jokes", then my answer would have been much different. The question: What joke do you use when put on the spot?, reminds of someone I knew for many years in the real world. People who use jokes when "put on the spot" generally do not have honesty as a #1 priority. Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: rohnearner on April 04, 2014, 10:47:19 AM Not in a good mood but still give it a shot
" She: 5 mins babe. He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe . ***END*** " "I walked straight up to the counter at McDonald's and said to the cashier, "I'll have a Big Mac meal, please." "What about the 10 people that are queuing beside you?" she asked. "Nothing for them," I said. "They're not with me."" Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Kiki112 on April 04, 2014, 01:56:12 PM Your mom is so fat when she farts she creates an ozone hole
Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Bitcoin Fiction on April 04, 2014, 02:35:32 PM You ever fart so hard you cracked your back? This actually happened to me lol. Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: jetspot on April 04, 2014, 02:46:22 PM "What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"?
I don't know Irony. ;D Two blondes walk into a library and they........... No, wait, that can't be right. ;D Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 04, 2014, 09:34:49 PM "What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"? I don't know Irony. ;D Two blondes walk into a library and they........... No, wait, that can't be right. ;D Two blondes walk into a livery stable. The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night." Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Acidyo on May 08, 2014, 02:07:25 PM "What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"? I don't know Irony. ;D Two blondes walk into a library and they........... No, wait, that can't be right. ;D Two blondes walk into a livery stable. The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night." I don't get it. Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Nobitcoin on May 29, 2014, 08:32:18 PM What's brown and sticky ? A stick
Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: DolanDuck on May 30, 2014, 07:37:15 AM A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care. ;D Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 30, 2014, 07:41:18 AM What joke do you use when put on the spot? Which spot? Why need a joke? Just be honest. Why does everything have to be a conspiracy around these forums. Finally, I have a reason to put you on my RADAR. I thought that that pedo joke might hit a nerve with some. ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 30, 2014, 07:48:28 AM "What is one of the definitions of illiteracy"? I don't know Irony. ;D Two blondes walk into a library and they........... No, wait, that can't be right. ;D Two blondes walk into a livery stable. The next day, "Wilburrr, you ain't goin' believe what happened with me last night." I don't get it. A livery stable: http://siterepository.s3.amazonaws.com/77/123_medium_export.jpg Two blondes in a barn: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqibQKnlekmCo2stmHWiciVvir4Nww5IsSoV4rnBBJjZVfz4B5iA Mr. Ed telling Wilbur what happened to him last night. http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1314927907_2.jpg Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: Swordsoffreedom on May 30, 2014, 08:18:39 AM Mine is: What's the only positive thing about pedophiles? They drive really slow through school-zones. Inserts a Groan :) Lets see here Damn I feel like Rob Ford right now i'm Cracking UP ^_^ Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: FFrost on June 17, 2014, 07:55:29 AM What's the difference between anal sex and Dirty Harry?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak. Title: Re: What joke do you use when put on the spot? Post by: marcotheminer on June 17, 2014, 07:59:31 AM What do you get when you pull on a goat or sheeps tail?
A Mehhhhhhhlon hahahaha :P |
