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Title: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: bitcoinBull on January 07, 2012, 11:54:59 AM
Breaking news.  This is no coincidence;  they're here for the bitcoin.  Difficulty about to spike.


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These signals look similar to what we think might be produced from an extraterrestrial technology. They are narrow in frequency, much narrower than would be produced by any known astrophysical phenomena, and they drift in frequency with time, as we would expect because of the doppler effect imposed by the relative motion of the transmitter and the receiving radio telescope.

Each of the signals below is shown in a pair of plots, one from an observation of Kepler Object of Interest (KOI) 817 and one from an observation of KOI-812.




Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: P4man on January 07, 2012, 11:59:35 AM
If you analyze it in detail, you will find its a huge purchase order for Mt Gox!

Well, maybe not, but whatever it is, almost certainly originates from a (somewhat) intelligent species called humans.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/tag/koi-812/


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: Hawkix on January 07, 2012, 12:01:42 PM
You are wrong. When I decoded the data, it looks like "they" try to submit new Bitcoin blocks. About one each second. Impressive hashrate. Expect huge difficulty rise when they data gets included in the blockchain. ;-)


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 07, 2012, 05:46:38 PM
YOU ARE ALL WRONG!!! They are pissed off because the Pattaya Convention & Expo was canceled, coupled with the fact that their leader, living in Texas, was permanently banned from this BBS. That, or it's a recipe for making a delicious coffee table.

~Bruno~


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: altuin on January 08, 2012, 04:25:56 AM
I don't know. It looks to me like the communists are returning


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: ZedZedNova on January 08, 2012, 11:01:37 PM

Translation:

All Your Coin are Belong to Us


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 08, 2012, 11:18:49 PM
We are the Borg! All SA members will be assimilated. Resistance is, shall we dare say, futile. This message brought to you by Quark's Bar, Grill, Gaming House and Holosuite Arcade: Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk - run!

http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/c/cd/Assimilated_Vidiian.jpg


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: mc_lovin on January 08, 2012, 11:54:12 PM
http://bitcointrading.com/img/funny/dubstep.jpg


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 08, 2012, 11:58:48 PM
"Crop circles are so 2.0, KoQui. Satoshi, what do you think we should present to those humans next?"

http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/Crop_Circles/Crop_Circles_pics/crabwood2002.3.jpg


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: film2240 on January 09, 2012, 07:34:19 PM
"Crop circles are so 2.0, KoQui. Satoshi, what do you think we should present to those humans next?"

http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/Crop_Circles/Crop_Circles_pics/crabwood2002.3.jpg


What is that an image of?


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: Ean on January 09, 2012, 07:41:43 PM
"Crop circles are so 2.0, KoQui. Satoshi, what do you think we should present to those humans next?"

http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/Crop_Circles/Crop_Circles_pics/crabwood2002.3.jpg


What is that an image of?
BitCoin Beta


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: ineededausername on January 09, 2012, 11:10:14 PM
"Crop circles are so 2.0, KoQui. Satoshi, what do you think we should present to those humans next?"

http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/Crop_Circles/Crop_Circles_pics/crabwood2002.3.jpg


What is that an image of?
BitCoin Beta

I just decoded that crop circle... and holy shit.  It's the private key to MtGox's main storage address!

Just withdrew 500k BTC ;D

Thank you aliens.


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 10, 2012, 03:47:18 AM
"Crop circles are so 2.0, KoQui. Satoshi, what do you think we should present to those humans next?"

http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/Crop_Circles/Crop_Circles_pics/crabwood2002.3.jpg


What is that an image of?
BitCoin Beta

I just decoded that crop circle... and holy shit.  It's the private key to MtGox's main storage address!

Just withdrew 500k BTC ;D

Thank you aliens.

You know what would be funny? Boy, this is too good to share! What if? You're going to love it, I promise. What if? Ready? What if an alien hacker troll converted all the crop circles to...wait for it...Crosby Circles? Only if I knew/had photoshop, the next image I would have posted would be an example of one. Anyone else want to give it a shot?

~Bruno~


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: bb113 on January 10, 2012, 09:40:34 AM
Haha, crop circles are QR codes. Stonehenge and the nazca lines too.


Title: Re: SETI intelligent signals detected.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 10, 2012, 04:56:29 PM
Haha, crop circles are QR codes. Stonehenge and the nazca lines too.

Interesting! I wonder what would site would come up with the CC above was turned into a QR code.