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Title: smart*ss comments, snappy comebacks, and good ideas 0.002btc each Post by: dragon613 on April 25, 2014, 05:09:59 AM hello,
are you ever in the need of a snappy comeback, or perhaps you feel the urge to be a smart*ss but creativity isn't your strong suit. im here to help, for a small fee of .002btc i will tailor make a response to your unique situation, also on a trial basis i am selling good ideas (similarly fashioned to your needs) for the same price each. please pm me with your smart*ss requirements and send your payment to the wallet below and i will respond within the window of 1-3 hours (probably less depends on time of day, or night) also, for a limited time only, i am offering the following additional smart*ss services for a fee of only .01btc mildly offensive jokes (10 pack) very offensive jokes (5 pack) excuses (10 pack) pickup lines (10 pack) general made-up bullsh*t on subject of your choice (per 100 words) inflammatory speeches which will make you look like an *sshole (per 50 words) all custom-tailored to your specific circumstances order today the ideas which will make you feel like a smart*ss without having to be smart at all you just supply the *ss ( and btc) 1G71mB8tYKg2njB1fBxMQQJy3DyFCrU8V Title: Re: smart*ss comments, snappy comebacks, and good ideas 0.002btc each Post by: sonysasankan on April 25, 2014, 06:34:16 AM LOL... nice. Bump :)
Title: Re: smart*ss comments, snappy comebacks, and good ideas 0.002btc each Post by: Jcw188 on April 25, 2014, 02:23:44 PM This strikes me as more funny than serious. Can't you just look these all up online? I would call it more like you're offering to be a life coach. You'll probably get more takers!
Title: Re: smart*ss comments, snappy comebacks, and good ideas 0.002btc each Post by: surfer43 on April 25, 2014, 02:47:45 PM Genius. Good luck. :)
Title: Re: smart*ss comments, snappy comebacks, and good ideas 0.002btc each Post by: counter on April 25, 2014, 06:32:09 PM I'm thoroughly amused haha. Good luck with this service I for one hope I can find a reason to use this in the future.
Title: Re: smart*ss comments, snappy comebacks, and good ideas 0.002btc each Post by: poordeveloper on April 25, 2014, 06:37:41 PM Can you give us a sample? Just so we know what to expect.
Title: Re: smart*ss comments, snappy comebacks, and good ideas 0.002btc each Post by: TrailingComet on April 25, 2014, 06:39:33 PM Interesting USPS
Good luck! Title: Re: smart*ss comments, snappy comebacks, and good ideas 0.002btc each Post by: Jcw188 on April 25, 2014, 07:53:33 PM Agreed with poster above. You should give a sample if you're serious. Just change the names around.
Title: Re: smart*ss comments, snappy comebacks, and good ideas 0.002btc each Post by: dragon613 on April 26, 2014, 12:37:25 AM ya'll want a sample alright:
situation: some bozo on a forum decides to make an inflammatory and personally abusive response to one of your posts on a controversial subject snappy comeback's : *** DUMB*SS ALERT TEST *** as a rule all bitcointalk users are smart, intelligent, well mannered, and artistic specimens of a more highly evolved and refined breed of intellectual, the above has been an example of an exception which proves said rule, generated to test the functionality of our dumb*ss alert system. had this been an actual dumb*ss alert this message would have been preceded by a detailed list of infractions and a recommended course of action, including but not limited to euthanasia and sterilization of said infractor. this is rather mediocre compared to the rest of my work, I do better work when given real circumstances. and of course if im giving it away as a free sample its not going to be my best. oh, here's one I had to use myself recently and must say it was a very appropriate response, " It may appear as it I am doing nothing, however, upon closer inspection you will find that at the cellular level, im actually quite busy" Title: Re: smart*ss comments, snappy comebacks, and good ideas 0.002btc each Post by: Rulishix on April 26, 2014, 05:32:50 AM ya'll want a sample alright: situation: some bozo on a forum decides to make an inflammatory and personally abusive response to one of your posts on a controversial subject snappy comeback's : *** DUMB*SS ALERT TEST *** as a rule all bitcointalk users are smart, intelligent, well mannered, and artistic specimens of a more highly evolved and refined breed of intellectual, the above has been an example of an exception which proves said rule, generated to test the functionality of our dumb*ss alert system. had this been an actual dumb*ss alert this message would have been preceded by a detailed list of infractions and a recommended course of action, including but not limited to euthanasia and sterilization of said infractor. this is rather mediocre compared to the rest of my work, I do better work when given real circumstances. and of course if im giving it away as a free sample its not going to be my best. oh, here's one I had to use myself recently and must say it was a very appropriate response, " It may appear as it I am doing nothing, however, upon closer inspection you will find that at the cellular level, im actually quite busy" Some of these are pretty good! Very funny! You might have a good service here. |