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My review of the Bitcoin Doomsday Defect white paper will be posted here.

The seminal discovery of this defect has profound implications for all cryptocurrencies.

OK, we will await your manifesto with breathless anticipation but not too much of that seminal stuff, mkay?

My $.02.

;)

This is a point where I wish had some ASCII art of a facepalming handy.

The anticipation for some fud is so exciting!! Please hurry I can't wait to be wowed.

Is that your research interests, Prof Bob? :D

Bitcoin Doomsday Defect is too new and not yet public for any research. I go where the green grass grows!

Can anybody help answer question white-paper authors can't — How can defect be made public but 'untouchable'?

Unless you publish it by tomorrow, I'll report this post to be moved to 'Speculation', where u wont get anyone except for some FUD to talk about your 'Discovery'.

hes just working out how to get it in PDF form seems like he is not Derpfect

Sorry guys, look for my review in the journals. Bye

Obviously it is the End of The World As We Know It.

My $.02.

;)

Doomsday? Isn't that the list of all property owned in England in 1086? Or was it Domesday? Whatever. I guess you're drawing an analogy between that list and the blockchain. And the "defect" is that the blockchain is publicly accessible, enabling everyone to see what everyone else owns? That's not a defect, that's how the decentralised consensus mechanism works. It's no secret. Everybody knows that information is public. ::)

Unless you're talking about a different defect, in which case you might do well to provide more useful information than the title. Specific details aren't necessary; we're willing to settle for fuzzy ones. The important thing is that details of some kind must be shown to exist in some form or another. Right now, you've given us nothing.

Laughter is good for the soul.

   ;D


Thank you for this post.

hmm...payday tomorrow...

someone wants some cheap coins

Watch out guys, we have an expert over here.

Why — Coauthor (Nobel Laureate) requested no prepublication reviews

Hold up, that is satoshi :D

Perhaps the "White Paper" will be ensconced into a clay jar to be found some thousands of years hence like the Dead Sea Scrolls.

My $.02.

;)

Want to know what I know about Bitcoin Doomsday Defect?

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Bitcoin+Doomsday+Defect%22&rlz=1C1_____enUS362US363&oq=%22Bitcoin+Doomsday+Defect%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.1467j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8#filter=0&newwindow=1&q=%22Bitcoin+Doomsday+Defect%22&safe=off (https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Bitcoin+Doomsday+Defect%22&rlz=1C1_____enUS362US363&oq=%22Bitcoin+Doomsday+Defect%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.1467j0j7&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8#filter=0&newwindow=1&q=%22Bitcoin+Doomsday+Defect%22&safe=off)

Methinks the "BDD" is generating hits on the term BDD.

It's pretty clear the OP is a retard.

If this is what you're talking about: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/20glbq/caution_bitcoins_doomsday_defect_test_started/

From that first reddit post it sounds like something to do with trading and the market cap, which basically means that the OP claims he has some awesome secret information about trading ANYTHING.

 ;D  :D  ;D

Reported to move this thread out of Bitcoin discussion. FUDs & Trolls are not to be allowed. If u have the white paper ready, post it. Dont speculate...

Thanks greenlion for your erudite compliment. Your lack of wisdom is exceeded only by your eloquence IMHO  :)

You pretty conveniently fail to quote the part that demonstrates that retardation factually.

OP: post it or move on. Absent evidence or informed speculation, the invective you're receiving is understandable. There's already more than enough newbies posting unfounded 'fear, uncertainty, and doubt' on this forum.

what the hell are my eyes even reading. my brain has gone on strike in protest.

I just had the exact same experience. The idiocy that people are displaying here these days is astounding.

This is a really common internet sociopath move right there, every weirdo has made up credentials, and usually those credentials are ascribed to a "friend". The only thing that's unusual here is usually the troll posts at least something, which is invariably the most bush league idiot thing imaginable, and resorts to this kind of talk in retaliation. This is like some kind of strange pre-emptive troll strike.

My experience is that threats and name-calling are often used as manifestations of learning disorders and social incompatibilities by angry, pimple-faced, college-dropout libertarians and anarchists, whose sole accomplishments can only be measured by blotched chin-fuzz.  :)

So there is a defect in the Bitcoin protocol which can adjust it's price up or down? Incredible! Especially considering that price is not a part of the protocol.

@Prof_Bob,

You are no Professor, only a fool and a retard. You and cosmofly will get along famously. He's got an autistic friend and you got a nobel laureate. I have a 12-inch schlong that pleasures your sister and mom.

And, Welcome to my Ignore list!

Call Proudhon, we need this confirmed!

Oy Veh!

How did schlongs get involved in this thread?

My $.02.

;)

I have carefully read all seven of your erudite posts and I can wait to see more!

DOOMsday

Investment tip for you many-smart here: Buy your bitcoin-ashes urn now before they run out. Assume the Bitcoin Doomsday Defect dog really does bite - forewarned is forearmed - and you won't regret it.

And, from its ashes, a new safe and simple cryptocurrency will be resurrected and arise that even Joe Sixpack can understand, will like, and use. I know :)

Uh, yeah, right.

My $.02.

;)

Wow! Thank god you came here to warn us!

You speak with gilded tongue :)

I feel a real cosmofly personality disorder with this one

Prof_BoneHead do you have a younger brother who has a retarded friend who is also a genius who likes fruit cups ??

Yep, Joe Sixpack and his drinking buddy, Joe the Plumber:)

It is The End of The World As We Know It!

NENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

" 99 Luftballons"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4

My $.02.

;)

Doomsday confirmed. Here is proof with picture.

https://i.imgur.com/rLemPaJ.jpg

R.E.M.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Oh, I like that!

My $.02.

;)

I once had a glorious ascii image for just such a situation, but it has been lost over the years. But it involved ninjas and was hella sweet.

FIND IT!

My $.02.

;)

Why is this in Speculation?

If you had any clue, you'd ask the author of the image.   What a waste of a thread.  We didn't get to the stupidity, just the trolling by Prof_Bob or whatever.

In lieu of a sweet ninja ascii, here is a documentary about honey badgers. Badgers badgers badgers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Sadly, a few here are so stupid they think Pancho Villa is a housing development.

And even more sadly, they are infected with the incurable Rectal Craneum Inversion disease but don't know it.

As is often the case too for the intellectually challenged, they also suffer from the Hero Worship Syndrome — their heroes being the honorable Charlie Schrem, Mark Karpeles, Ross Ulbricht, Cody Wilson, et al.

Hey guys, please save me a seat next to you at the Bitcoin funeral, and maybe some of your goodness will rub off.

You sound like AnonyMint.  Is that you AnonyMint?

I know you.  Well not you personally, but your type.  I have been here for years and have seen you come and go.  You come in here, all hat, no cattle, claiming to be the one to discover the FATAL FLAW in Bitcoin.  It is always one of the following:

1) Something well know that has been hashed and rehashed hundreds of times here on this very forum.

2) A variation of something well known, possibly an actual issue that is being worked on by the various developers.

3) A missunderstanding of what Bitcoin is and how it works.

4) A lack of understanding of what is Bitcoin as opposed to the peripheral aspects of Bitcoinland that have sprung up around what is actually Bitcoin.

5) Economic predictions based on your personal pet economic theory.

6) Nonsense.

One thing is for sure:  it is not new or news.  So spill it.  Give us your totally new as yet undiscovered FATAL FLAW and I will point you to the previous threads on exactly the same subject.

It's most likely him with a different alias this time. He's talking nonsense as always.

beware! i was more worried about the coming of KHARHU than this BS thread.

lol...

Trolls gonna troll

You know how I know you're a troll.

The need to attack everyone who calls you a troll.

You should just put on an auto-reply of "Ya huh..."

That's a reasonable theory, the whole fantasy of having some kind of unique innovative knowledge just because he knows a few academic terms and then proceeding to insult everyone who might take issue is cookie-cutter AnonyMint behavior.

Prof_Bob:  which issue?

Either he's going to change the subject or attack you. We should start taking bets, it's pretty much 50/50.

You thought Heartbleed was bad? Well lock up your thumbdrives, because coming this summer, it's Bitbleed! And Professor Bitcorn knew this whole time!

Wouldn't it be ironic if after bitcoin was adopted by MIT, the students studied the code and started writing papers about how it has flaws and is doomed? That would suck.

Anyone at MIT that hasn't looked into BTC shouldn't be at MIT.

This post was started by a DONKEYTROLL..    Why in the world do you guys let him masturbate to your replies..

If you all would IGNORE these kinds of threads, the masturbators would go away..