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Hi guys and girls, I am selling VFIRM

VAGINAL TIGHTING CREAM

Increases Pleasure for both him & her!

 ·        Ayurvedic Medicine:

For external use only,

100% Natural Herbs,

No Harmful Chemicals,

Store in cool & dry place.

 ·        Clinically Proven

 ·        Contents :

Lajamani (Minosa Pudica)

5% Vishnukanta (Clitoria Ternatea) 5%

Lodhar (Symplocos Racemosus) 5%

Terminalia Chebula : - (Harde) 3%,

Quercus Infectoria :- (Majupal) 5%,

Galo (Tinospora  Cordifolia)5%,

Alumen:- (Alum) 0.5%,

Cream Base q.s.



Net. Weight 3 gms.


I accept BTC and have tested this myself. Great stuff.

I also have Viagra and female Viagra for sale.

PM me

http://s1.directupload.net/images/140430/ms9hghax.jpg

Hi,
No price mentioned..Is that for someone with really small dick or for old woman after 3 babies?
BR,
Gondel

Hi every woman can use it. Does not matter how large the penis is. Satisfaction guranteed. Price per tube is 0.10 BTC. Shipping would be from Switzerland. I also have Viagra and Kamagra and female Viagra if interested.

Hi,
Is that something which i can resell in my country? I will check if it is legal to sell this thing in Bulgaria and if so i may be interested to buy and sell it.
BR,
Gondel

Will this work on my beat up fleshlight?

lol i didnt know they made this

is it safe to use? i mean its a new products for me since i dont see anything like that in my country but i guess the only person who need it are those people who is trying different dick everyday  ::)

Yes of course it is legal. It is 100% herbal so you can sell it in any Country.

Sorry bitpop, only works with real pussy  :P

Well now you do, feel free to order one and try it out. 100% safe to use because it is made of 100% natural herbs!

Well not really, imagine your girlfriends vagina gets tighter. That would mean more pleasure for you and for her.  ::)

Bitpop maybe it is time to put away that fleshlight and find a real vagina.
By the way, I fuck for BTC.

i dont have a girlfriend but i have a husband :D i think indont need it since hubby is not here ::)

Well when he gets back you could surely give him great pleasure when using this cream  :o

i think i have a tight vagina now because its almost a year since i have sex with him :D

ok I understand, then you might want to try the new anti pimpel and acne cream. this will make you more attractive for men - no offense!

http://www7.pic-upload.de/thumb/01.05.14/i2j6fwbdc4wo.jpg (http://www.pic-upload.de/view-23060421/acne-n-pimple-cream.jpg.html)

Price here: 0.1 BTC per tube.

Also 100% herbal ingredients. This is a Bestseller in Germany and Switzerland!

thanks but my face is really sensitive and my derma told me to only use cethaphil i didnt have any pimples so far :)

ok you might want to try this. Another Bestseller:

http://www7.pic-upload.de/thumb/01.05.14/nsxhqguwco2.jpg (http://www.pic-upload.de/view-23060678/almond-cucumber-peel-off-mask.jpg.html)

  
Almond & Cucumber Peel-Off Mask


What it does:

Almond & Cucumber Peel Off-Mask is an all herbal formula that removes blemishes to reveal healthy, glowing skin.  

Almond nourishes, soothes and softens the skin. Cucumber tones your facial skin and provides a cooling effect. Pineapple removes impurities and dead skin cells and firms up the skin. Indian Gooseberry has cleansing and antioxidant properties.

Key ingredients:
Cucumber contains an enzyme that helps keep facial skin soft, has a healing and soothing effect on damaged skin, and is a natural sunscreen. It acts as a toner and lightens facial skin. The abundance of antioxidants and silica within cucumbers rejuvenate the skin and leave it feeling soft and smooth.

Indian Gooseberry, due to its antibacterial and astringent properties, protects against infection. It improves the body’s resistance to infections and moisturizes the skin.

Almond has soothing and softening properties and desensitizes the skin. It also moisturizes and cleanses the skin. The vitamin A in the fruit fights infections.

Pineapple has astringent and anti-inflammatory properties. It removes debris, dead skin cells and excess oil from the skin.


Available in 50g  (0.10BTC) and 100g (0.18BTC) tube.

Can it tighten other things in addition to the vagina?

no only the vagina. I have breast enlargement cream or penis enlargement capsules if you are interested?

Also back in stock: Diet pills. Lose 5kg in 2 weeks!

got anything that will clear the sand out ..  you can make a killing if you did

Please explain what you mean with clear the sand out? I am from Switzerland, so my english is a bit rusty.

This is one of the more terrifying products I've seen... What if you use too much?

Does it actually work?  :)

Following directions as written on brochure in product package and nothing can go wrong!

Of course it works, would I be selling otherwise?

it was a joke ...

to have " sand in your vagina" is to constantly complain or nitpick ( there's a few other meanings but those should do )

You mean like having syphillis, craps or Herpes? Well got something for those STDs if you want. But that will cost you  ;D

Hey bitpop, I think you just found an upgrade to your fleshlight.  Well, maybe... we haven't seen any pics yet.

my Price is 3 BTC and upwards depending on what you want. Call it luxury escort  ::)

Ok I'll need pics pmd

I'll post a review afterwards

We need some pics to prove that this works  :o

wiw escort service for bitcoin :D i think this forum is soon to be the new silkroad v.3 with no more drugs involve :D

Can I get a discount if I buy the escort and the vaginal tightening lube, as a package deal?

You should sell anal bleaching cream, and then you will have the full genital spectrum

I can't be expected to see an escort with a loose vagina, a dirty taint, or an unbleached anus. I don't want to pay full price, either.

Are you guys gonna buy something?or continue to have fantasies about fucking me hard???

no!

LOL...you should put this in your signature  :P

Hmmm I might start putting pics of myself in this thread and if you guys tip me enough, you will see more of my hot Body on the pics. Guess you guys will be jerking off like crazy.  ::)

Can you please send a pic of yourself with the V-Firm product? I would like to see how it looks next to a real girl.

Well I don't do cam and the other online stuff. I prefer to fuck live for BTC. Also when fucking live you earn more. Like I said my rate is 3BTC for 2 hours. All inclusive including anal and deepthroat.

I'm laughing so hard, this thread is so brilliant that I can't tell if it's trolling or serious. 10/10 would read again.

KLYE reporting in.

I need some pics of this talent before I agree to ravage her on cam.

We split your 3BTC charge like this.

70% goes to us
15% goes to the Klyemax Studio
15% goes to the investors.

Also do you do bare back.. If so when was the last time you were tested for ghonaherpsyhalaids?

I look forward to the chance to ass to mouth you.

Cheers,

KLYE

Can I try it before I buy it? Like, maybe just the tip? If it works out I may be in for the whole thing.

I will sell you a secret to make your vagina tighter.. FOR FREE!!

Its called keegals.  google it. No magic vag cream is going to save your sloppy banged out cunt.

Also I would like to see a pic of OP's face.. Because she mentions her "hot bod" But I have suspisions we may be dealing with a paper bag princess here gentlemen..

Hmmm seems like I am dealing with a virgin here. Luxury escort only do ass to mouth active. That means you can lick my ass but I won't lick yours  :-*

say what?

Bet you won't be laughing anymore once my strap-on is deep in your ass.

No! 3 BTC payment upfront. Also you pay the flight and taxi to the Hotel if you are from another Country other than Switzerland, Germany or Austria.

Once my tight ass is on your face and I am facesitting you, I bet the Looks of my face won't be that important to you anymore.

Never ask a woman her Age, female, Switzerland.

Hunny I don't do conferences, I fuck and suck for BTC.

Well, I guess I already get cold sores so yolo right?

Lmao.. So many things wrong with this picture.

A. Why do you have a strap on? You are either an ugly chick with a massive dildo collection.. Or a neckbeard. (unsure)

B. You realize DiamondCardz is a 6'4 Black man right.. No amount of keegals or magic vag cream would be able to save your banged out twat.

C. I'm not licking your asshole, You aren't licking mine. For that I say to you "Bite the pillow, i'm going in dry"

D. Post a picture of yourself with todays date and I <3 Klyemax and we might be able to make your little hooker fantasy a reality.

E. Until D. is completed I assume you have a D.  Also keegals.. You need keegals.

A. All guys love a cock in their ass once in a while - not?

B. I have done gangbangs with up to 5 black guys. They have a large cock but that does not make them fuck better.

C. You can't afford to lick my ass.

D. I am thninking about it. But I think I will collect BTC from you guys first and then post a pic.

E. Fuck keegals - only I am real!

I am from Switzerland so I am not familiar with your ghetto slang english - please eloborate question!

Sounds interesting. So you think those guys will be able to afford a 3 BTC fuck?

^proof this "girl" is on some hard shit.. My guess is oxy or good ole meth.

None of your points were even remotely well thought out rebuttals. Please take the cocks out of your eyes and think when you reply to my posts.

A. Just because you take big black dicks in the ass does not mean everyone enjoys it.

B. Gangbang with 5 black guys.. Once you go black you're a single mom. A banged out one for that matter.

C. I probably can't afford the prescription and plastic surgery to fix the flesh eating assrot you have going on.

D. No one in their right mind is going to give this admitted crackwhore BTC to see some pic pulled off of google.

E. Look at point B. If you have indeed had your jungle gangbang and do not understand what a keegal is.. Your 3 BTC asking price is too high.. I could put my dick in a glass of warm water and it would produce more friction.


Post your pic you little tramp.

Hmmm you are either a homosexual with a really small cock or your are extremly butthurt cause you don't get any pussy. Either way, go pay your crackwhores 20$ for a BJ and stop wasting my time. I don't want to understand what a keegal is - so stick it up your ass - my strap-on is to good for you.

P.S. MRKLYE: Don't make me cockslap you with my black strap-on. For 3BTC you can be my Little biatch!  :-*

Your lack of intelligence bothers me..

And clearly you have no idea who the fuck I am.

Let me explain it to you this way you disgusting example of a snatch..
I am the guy you need to impress if you actually want to make money selling your "goods" for BTC.
As it sits right now all I see is some neckbeard troll sitting at the computer trying to scam 3 BTC for sex.

Frankly, It's not going to happen. We need some picture proof you are infact a female.
I actually need a pic for a bet I laid down in Just-dice.com. 10/1 You are a gap tooth butterface with a muffintop.
On the off chance that you are remotely attractive. You are still a disgusting excuse for a woman.
The reason guys kill hookers is cleanse the earth of sore ridden fuck puppets like yourself.
Do yourself a favour next time you have access to a mirror. Look at it. And if you can't look at yourself with out thinking how fucking awesome you are, Then you have missed the point of life and I hope you get that 3 BTC fuck you are looking for and die of some sort of overdose.

PS, Lick my asshole. ;)

KLYE

I love how the two people in this thread trying to get other people's BTC proceed to totally wreck each others credibility with their childish back and forths. 

I am not trying to get anybodys BTC - I sell sex for BTC. So your BTC will be wisely invested.

I'm sorry I have to just comment in here....this thread is legendary!!!   :o

She had to have credibility to begin with to lose it sir..

And bad advertising is still advertising.. Am I right?  ;)





And also Cryptosnatch82, If you actually want to make money whoring yourself out with BTC.. Put down the pipe for a few minutes and PM me.

I think that's MRKLYE....

This forum has officially jumped the shark!   :P

Something must have gone terribly wrong in your childhood. Got to little love from your mama?
I couldn't care less who you are - probably a fat slop who brings 120kg on the scale and has no hair. I will post a pic in this thread with prove that I am real. But I am only doing it for one reason - to Show everybody what a worthless, filthy creep you are.  :o

Crypto, here's MRKLYE in action:  http://imgur.com/a/SVIg8
 
Upload your pic to imgur for us to see.

SOMEBODY ESCROW THIS ISH!   ;D

Screenshots of the inaugural Klyemax Studios cam session.. We broke 1600+ viewers that night.. ;)

Bahahahahahahaha  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
You gotta be shitting me. If that is really you Kyle, I feel really sorry for you. I wouldn't even nail you for 10BTC you filthy scum.
Those chicks are so ugly and clearly crackwhores. But those chicks aren't the main Problem, fuck my ass have you taken a look in the mirror lately ??? ??? ???
You gotta be the ugliest dude on this Forum - Shame on you man - SHAME on you!!! :o

I love fucking and I love BTC.. So why not combine my 2 loves together?

I'm like cryptoslut82 but I still have respect of my peers. :)

1600 Viewers - wow much view - such wow - NOT

At least he has the balls to be posted publicly.  Why don't you show the forum, you're for real.

Post a pic with Cryptogirl82 in paper with today's date, nude or non-nude, doesn't matter.

Atleast I'm not ashamed to show my face, paper bag princess. ;)

Actually I'd say I'm pretty damn good looking, And confidence is part of it as well. I'm also extremely talented in many different art forms.
And I like the fact that you wouldn't nail me for 10BTC. Because the auto immune disease I would get from being within an intimate proximity would not be worth 10BTC. And their is 1 chick there. She ain't the prettiest but I'd bet a bitcent she has a nicer body and face than you do.

And clearly you are new on these forums.. This is neckbeard central.. I'm pretty much the lanky brad pitt of bitcoin. ;)

You are good looking? Only cause you pay cheap sluts to stick your filthy wiener in them - man that doesn't make you good looking.
Art Forums? In the darkest hole of your asshole maybe.

will do, comming your way this Weekend.

Claims to have been in a 5 man gang bang.. Yet I am the one banging cheap sluts?
I literally cannot hold back laughter at this point.

You convoluted delusional whore. The only skills you possess is ass to mouth and ability to hide your herpes outbreaks well.

What do you even do with your life besides smoke glass and get freaked on for drugs?
I'm not even trying to be rude asking that.. Literally what the fuck do you bring to the table other than some moth ball snatch and a shitty attitude?

And also for the record. They pay me.

Difference between a whore and a king is that a king figures out how to make money on it.

I don't know how much you pay your filthy slags for a gangbang. But here in luxury Switzerland we are talking in the 10-15 BTC region.
You are boring me to death. Too bad, one is not able to ban creeps like yourself from threads.

Ok guys, I am locking this thread due to the retarded behaviour of Kyle. Will reopen the thread with a Picture of myself. If you want anything, PM me.

Ok guys, due to popular demand, I am reopening this thread. My Inbox was spammed by a lot of pms kindly asking me to reopen this thread. You guys wanted it back so here it is. :o

Kyle you can suck your mamas cock in hell. You are not welcome in this thread anymore. All your post here will be ignored. So run along and continue banging your cheap methwhores with your small wiener. You always have been and also will be a filthy scum.  8)

Is this cream edible? Like, instead of spreading it on vagajays, can I just eat it?

PS - Cryptogirl and Kyle, stop flirting. Get a room and just fuk already.

lol i don't even

Can I test the product before buying it?


Of course I would have to test it with the seller:)

If you guys want to see me get naked you should start raising 1BTC.

Here is my adress: 16445WYWDfL874EMUFa1MxywxbswTSq5cZ

Once the 1BTC has been raised, then you will have something to look at  ::)

Crypto girl is a dude with a tiny peanut !!!!

Can we get a clothed photo first

Bump as i am interested in the photo to prove you are just not a dude scamming this bitcoin community.
I have friends here

Does anyone actually believe this is a chick? C'mon now, this is just some hairy dude trying to scam you. See below. The weekend is over, and this hasn't happened yet. This dude is full of shit.

This user contacted me wanting to work for Klyemax.
I asked her/him to post a picture of themselves with a slip of paper to confirm it was indeed a female.
Of course. They avoided it.

tl;dr User is a neckbeard.

Is this in the right vicinity?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9ee2a25c6baba053340f3bca9f3ebba8/tumblr_inline_n1wpy6Pkwr1rmuf1h.jpg

Give or take, right?

Is she fucking serious

no one really want to believe in him/her you will need to prove something first to earn  :D

i know just who needs this

scratch that.. someone is selling mushroom spores too... crazy fucks

how can they shipped that shroom to other country? its illegal right?

I'm guessing it's safe to say VFirm didn't sell too well?

Haven't seen OP post in a while...

maybe she is banned here for posting insubtanial post havent seen her in a while though

Cultivation of psyclobin containing mushrooms is illegal, having the spores for 'research' purposes is not.  Same deal as with cannabis seeds in most places.

This fucking thread.

Well that is quiet the offer! If bitpop won't jump on that band wagon maybe I will!

That's if she ever comes back to this forum.

Anyone actually try the vag cream? Sounds like a total scam.

Well, i might aswell take this time to advertise some stuff i sell too -- I have a special going on for 48 ml of eliquid for ~.03 btc.  http://www.sanmartianvape.com/product/sampler-pack/   


Also, you can request without nicotine and it can double as flavored lube!!

Hi guys and girls, after a one month ban I am back  :o

Thank god, the forum just wasn't the same without you.

Nudes?


:D

Cryptogirl is back!  Now all we need is MRKLYE and it's party in this thread again.   :P

check out my new thread: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=642025.new#new

Any testimonials?  :D

who the hell would buy this.

I did read whole 6 pages of this topic and all i can say is..wow.

how much for viagra and how many can you supply?

Now this is getting interesting.  ;D

I have been summoned...