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Title: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: coindozer7 on May 15, 2014, 03:23:30 PM
Nudist resort taking Bitcoin:
"A virtual currency is perfect for people without pockets!"

Why not have a tattoo or a henna of a Bitcoin wallet QR code then don't even need a phone especially at a nudist resort without pockets  ;)

http://www.blog.bareoaks.ca/2014/05/bitcoin-bare-currency.html


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: Beliathon on May 15, 2014, 03:31:29 PM
Why not have a tattoo or a henna of a Bitcoin wallet QR code then don't even need a phone especially at a nudist resort without pockets
No phones?

Wouldn't that mean everyone could receive money, but no one could send it?


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: lay785 on May 15, 2014, 03:32:33 PM
lol this is hilarious


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: kokojie on May 15, 2014, 07:37:57 PM
Why not have a tattoo or a henna of a Bitcoin wallet QR code then don't even need a phone especially at a nudist resort without pockets
No phones?

Wouldn't that mean everyone could receive money, but no one could send it?

I think they carry phones, just not cash. You can carry a phone when naked.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: sclaggett on May 15, 2014, 07:59:30 PM
You could also carry a wallet while naked.

Love how headlines like this attract eyeballs.  ::)


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: Davis14 on May 15, 2014, 11:53:30 PM
This is interesting I wonder where else bitcoin will be accepted hopefully even more interesting than this haha.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: Foxpup on May 15, 2014, 11:56:57 PM
I usually carry my phone in my pocket to keep my hands free where would you suggest me to carry my phone if I visited this establishment between my ass cheeks?
Most nudists carry a bag with all their stuff in it. But if you're more comfortable with your method, I guess that works.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: Joshuar on May 15, 2014, 11:59:11 PM
I usually carry my phone in my pocket to keep my hands free where would you suggest me to carry my phone if I visited this establishment between my ass cheeks?
Most nudists carry a bag with all their stuff in it. But if you're more comfortable with your method, I guess that works.

I laughed unbelievably hard.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: kokojie on May 16, 2014, 12:26:34 AM

I think they carry phones, just not cash. You can carry a phone when naked.

I usually carry my phone in my pocket to keep my hands free where would you suggest me to carry my phone if I visited this establishment between my ass cheeks?

No, a lot of people just dangle their phone on their wrist or just always hold it with one hand.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: Beliathon on May 16, 2014, 04:55:58 AM
Man, I knew I should've bought a smaller phone.  :-\ :-X :'(

http://hight3ch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/worlds_largest_phone.jpg

This thing is never gonna fit in my asscheeks.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: jc01480 on May 16, 2014, 05:12:41 AM
I usually carry my phone in my pocket to keep my hands free where would you suggest me to carry my phone if I visited this establishment between my ass cheeks?
Most nudists carry a bag with all their stuff in it. But if you're more comfortable with your method, I guess that works.

I laughed unbelievably hard.

Were you naked?


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 16, 2014, 05:27:04 AM
What a great idea! You could use water activated invisible ink to tattoo the QR on your scrotum. Then if someone tries to bum money while you're sunbathing you can tell him to lick your balls.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: serenitys on May 16, 2014, 05:35:31 AM
LOL...I can see the new tattoos now...

Your btc address is 15!4211mif]KgE#7? No, wait, gimmie a sec...oh mmm yeah...it's 15!4211mif]KgE#7[38N1818nf348R3 ...oooh 15!4211mif]KgE#7[38N1818nf348R3c~a2=7Z@(<];Hv8   there it is! ;D


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: Ron~Popeil on May 16, 2014, 06:12:17 AM
Whew a QR code tattoo would be brutal. You would have a lot of options as far as placement though for a nude beach.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: Satanikut on May 16, 2014, 06:33:32 AM
Give me your btc address please.

Uhm... sorry but I can't find it on my body, it's full of alts and signatures..


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: smoothie on May 16, 2014, 06:35:21 AM
Wow such a funny concept!  :D


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: Balls on May 16, 2014, 11:20:52 AM
Having a bitcoin qr code would be weird. Easy just to use a card or someting.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: guybrushthreepwood on May 16, 2014, 11:21:28 AM
Why not have a tattoo or a henna of a Bitcoin wallet QR code then don't even need a phone especially at a nudist resort without pockets
No phones?

Wouldn't that mean everyone could receive money, but no one could send it?

I think they carry phones, just not cash. You can carry a phone when naked.

Do they allow phones? Perverts could use them to take pictures. I think people at nudist beaches will still carry a bag with their personal belongings or credit cards in or whatever.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: Beliathon on May 16, 2014, 01:19:48 PM
What a great idea! You could use water activated invisible ink to tattoo the QR on your scrotum. Then if someone tries to bum money while you're sunbathing you can tell him to lick your balls.
That's folly sir, folly I say. The heat of the sunlight would cause you to sweat, thereby activating the ink laid upon your scrotum! All folks who thereupon gain sight of it could steal your coins!


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: alani123 on May 16, 2014, 01:24:50 PM
Aside of the silliness in the title, this is a perfect example of bitcoins neutrality. Anyone can accept it for any reason. This is a huge advantage bitcoin has against FIAT money.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: TaunSew on May 16, 2014, 02:04:47 PM
 ;D  ;D


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: spazzdla on May 16, 2014, 02:06:53 PM
This thread delivers.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 16, 2014, 02:56:50 PM
What a great idea! You could use water activated invisible ink to tattoo the QR on your scrotum. Then if someone tries to bum money while you're sunbathing you can tell him to lick your balls.
That's folly sir, folly I say. The heat of the sunlight would cause you to sweat, thereby activating the ink laid upon your scrotum! All folks who thereupon gain sight of it could steal your coins!

ROFL - you're rationalizing a scro tat.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: Foxpup on May 16, 2014, 03:27:01 PM
What a great idea! You could use water activated invisible ink to tattoo the QR on your scrotum. Then if someone tries to bum money while you're sunbathing you can tell him to lick your balls.
That's folly sir, folly I say. The heat of the sunlight would cause you to sweat, thereby activating the ink laid upon your scrotum! All folks who thereupon gain sight of it could steal your coins!

ROFL - you're rationalizing a scro tat.
No, she's just overlooked an obvious flaw. As someone with first-hand experience with scrota*, I can tell you that the surface curvature and wrinklage vary greatly from day to day and even from minute to minute depending on a wide variety of factors, such as posture, ambient temperature, the angle of the dangle, and "shrinkage". It's simply impossible for a QR code to be made readable under all circumstances.

*That is, scrota in general, rather than the specific scrota of multiple individuals. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Title: Re: Nudist resort taking Bitcoin- No need to carry a wallet
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 16, 2014, 03:30:49 PM
What a great idea! You could use water activated invisible ink to tattoo the QR on your scrotum. Then if someone tries to bum money while you're sunbathing you can tell him to lick your balls.
That's folly sir, folly I say. The heat of the sunlight would cause you to sweat, thereby activating the ink laid upon your scrotum! All folks who thereupon gain sight of it could steal your coins!

ROFL - you're rationalizing a scro tat.
No, she's just overlooked an obvious flaw. As someone with first-hand experience with scrota*, I can tell you that the surface curvature and wrinklage vary greatly from day to day and even from minute to minute depending on a wide variety of factors, such as posture, ambient temperature, the angle of the dangle, and "shrinkage". It's simply impossible for a QR code to be made readable under all circumstances.

*That is, scrota in general, rather than the specific scrota of multiple individuals. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I understand now. I wasn't figuring on all that. You see, I inject with saline when I go to nude beaches so that wouldn't be a problem for me. LOL