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I am looking for a 69.6969 bitcoin loan. I can provide fake bank statements to show that I have the money to pay you back. Loan term would be 15 years. Please accept my loan.

(this is a joke if you cant tell... this seems to be what is going on in this lending section)

I will loan it to you !

Please give me your wallet  ;D ;D  :D

1PL328CQNaY2J1SpUZgeyVwwdQr2Cspuqy thank you so much I will DEFINITELY pay you back!

(yes, I hand-typed that)

Thought it was real for a second. That would have been the funniest thing if some rich guy send that for fun.

i thought someone really gave that amount lol.

lol how funny.
this is so original.
i think i broke a rib laughing.
and the number 69 lol lol

sorry sarcasm does not work.
oh you are 16.

Haha.
It was funny.
Lighten up.
And you're negative comment lol lol

Oh you're a fucking asshole

Sadly most people that come here asking for a loan are either scammers or clueless people looking for free money for their high risk ventures.

Of course both have absolutely no way or even interest in repaying.

Lol forging transactions is fun ;D

I can't believe you took out the time to actually do that  :D

Are you kidding us xD ?

Why did you want a loan of 69.6969 ?

It's a joke. so yes he/she is kidding us and never wanted the loan.

To be fair:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=675460.msg7668423#msg7668423
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=245558.msg5978478#msg5978478
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=513174.msg5682271#msg5682271

How could he fake the transaction, the image is modified with photoshop or something similar?

Well there are people who just send about 800 BTC to freaking Mark Karpeles magic mountain company whilst it is already in midst of bankruptcy! I'm still amazed that that guy got his BTC back!

Didn't know he got it back. Quite lucky, but how stupid one can be to flippantly just send over 800 BTC.

Really? I would like to read some article about it..

Did he get it back? oh damm I never thought he would of. Although, he should really take that as a wake up call and shouldn't make silly mistakes again.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/273vi2/if_you_just_received_800_bitcoin_out_of_the_blue (http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/273vi2/if_you_just_received_800_bitcoin_out_of_the_blue) And http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/29tdt3/remember_the_800_btc_fuckup_guy/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/29tdt3/remember_the_800_btc_fuckup_guy/) That man was TheDJFC here's a link of his reddit account http://www.reddit.com/user/TheDJFC (http://www.reddit.com/user/TheDJFC) Happy reading.

Sometimes I am glad that I am poor. If I would by mistake send someone THAT amount of BTC my guilt would kill me. Literally.

Yes I would send it if I could since you seem like a good person and I'm sure you would send it back after a while.

Not if you have 8k BTC. Its all relative, if you send half of your money by mistake, even if it is a small amount it would still kill you.

I thought that he really send him the BTC, I didn't actually but nice edit.

 ;D lol. love the '69' part

The interesting part of it is that he actually contacted some people at the Bitcoin Foundation (the one we love to hate) and asked them for their support. Sometimes you have to got to bed with the devil to get your money back I guess  :P

Bitcoin loans pretty much just don't work. I don't see how they ever will without a reputable company with trust and a license or insurance or something. I could ask for 1 BTC, say I will pay 10% interest, and then just disappear off these forums, and run away with my ~650$. There really is no guarantee that it will be paid back.

Collateral my friend. Thats how loans here can be secured.

What would be an example of a collateral?

An altcoin like Litecoin and Dogecoin that the lender considers stable enough to offset risk.

Not all users agree on how collateral should be handled; due to the pseudanonymous + no-chargeback nature of bitcoin which has never been seen, nobody knows the optimal parameters yet. Some believe it should cover less, such as 70%, while others may forgo it.

Yup the section is just a joke these days. Bad scam attempts, they don't even really try these days.

Nice, anybody else paying me 333.33 BTC for my needs (my car needs to be changed with a very new one).

Would you prefer 333.33 testnet coins, or a slip of paper with a random QR code that claims to have 333.33 BTC on mainnet?

Or what about 333.33 dogecoin. I think I can afford that...

this is why you shouldn't accept screen shots of things like wallets as they can easily be forged.

It was a joke.