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Hey I know i'm just a rank newbie but i seriously need a loan. I'm short on btcs so i can only return 100%.(based on USD so the return is more or less the same)

Date to repay: 1 August 2014
Amount: 0.05-1 btcs (the actual amount i need is 1 btc but since i'm only a rank newbie i doubt people will lend me that much)

If you think i'm a scammer then ignore me or if you're one of those helpful and skeptical ones, then post a scammer alert below me to ward of the others :P Anyway, thanks in advance  :)

Stupid me...Also, If anyone agrees we can negotiate terms(possible interest but i can't guarantee interest cos i'm honestly low on btcs now, thus the loan) by PMs or posts if you think i'm a scammer. I guess i show all the signs of being one :P. Please I need the loan ASAP within the next 2 hours.  :-\ I remain hopeful

Do you have any collateral at all? If not, I can assure you that you won't get a single satoshi.

How do i get this collateral?  ???

Sir could we talk in PM? post is fine if you want too. I'll be honest though, no, I don't have collateral

No, I'm not lending anything to you.
No collateral, no loan. Standard protocol here.
Please read the stickies in this section.

wait a sec is collateral like ermm pawning something for cash?
I have to give you something to make sure i pay you back right? Is that a collateral?  :P

Sir( :P bet people rarely call you sir ), I have a couple of game accounts with upgrades and limited items worth around 300 $, could fetch a price of 200 $ right of the bat with in-game selling. I'll be honest, it's not close to the 1 btc loan i direly need but if you're interested could you PM me. Thanks in advance  :D

Yes.


What game are you talking about? League of Legends?

Sending  PM  :)

Increasing return to 110%.  :)
Direly need btc ASAP

Just check this and try to understand all whats going here  https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=577765.0

I do understand. It's just that I don't have any collaterals of equal or slightly higher value to the 1btc loan I need  :-\

I know that this post seems risky if not scammy but if there is anyone out there who is willing to help a poor sod out. I'd be grateful :D
 The terms are
Loan: 1 btc
Return: 1.1 btc ----->1 hour to 1 week
Collateral: games accounts or to be determined

Please help me out :P

No, shut up. Either provide collateral that can be liquidated, such as miners, gold, silver, etc or altcoins.

Sorry, sir. I'll try to look for other collaterals  :) Standby for tomorrow :D Thanks for listening.

Once you come up with worthwhile collateral I'm pretty sure you'll get some play.  I'd be up for tossing in a bit-penny at that interest rate provided appropriate collateral can be provided and held during the duration of the Loan by myself or a trusted member for escrow purposes.

If you're this poor, how can you suddenly get 1.1 BTC in 1 weeks' time?  Or in 1 hour?  Gambling?

I bet you're from the Philippines.

I'm going to guess somewhere like Angola.

Come on OP.  Tell us where you from at least :)

I would have guessed Nigeria, but that wouldn't make much sense either. His English is actually understandable.

What does my nationality have to do with this? I'll try not to take offence though -.-

I am going to share his reply because I find it amusing.

:P I couldn't think of anything else...
Guess I'll have to brave through this alone  xD

Closed :P