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Title: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: KonstantinosM on August 10, 2014, 12:57:48 AM
I ate about 1 pound of watermelon (450 grams), one night. It's delicious, sweet and crunchy, it was some seedless watermelon I picked up from a local supermarket. It was cut up in little pieces in a plastic box

The next day my penis was much harder. I may just start calling watermelon the viagra fruit. Has anyone else noticed that effect?


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: Gleb Gamow on August 10, 2014, 01:08:23 AM
I ate about 1 pound of watermelon (450 grams), one night. It's delicious, sweet and crunchy, it was some seedless watermelon I picked up from a local supermarket. It was cut up in little pieces in a plastic box

The next day my penis was much harder. I may just start calling watermelon the viagra fruit. Has anyone else noticed that effect?

http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/scrub_me_mama_watermelon.jpg?w=400&h=306
"Dude, that truism was meant to be kept as a secret, now watch watermelon prices skyrocket."


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: Vod on August 10, 2014, 01:12:30 AM
"Harder" during the day, or just when thinking about watermelon?

http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/3808728/600full-poster.jpg


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: jaberwock on August 10, 2014, 01:18:39 AM
You just a sicko that get excited by watermelon and other fruits. Nothing that some medicines couldn't solve.


Could be worse, like you being a coprophagist or something


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: Gleb Gamow on August 10, 2014, 01:29:41 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/04/23/foods-that-will-boost-sex-drive_n_5196668.html

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Did you know that watermelon contains Viagra-like a nutrient called citrulline? Or that the smell of an almond is enough to turn a woman on?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-881aaSHMs9U/TbNGiv6zy1I/AAAAAAAAADQ/B2vC14_4pS8/s1600/.jpg

Reminds me of the time I splashed myself with this new almond-scented cologne, then went to the local bar down in Harlem. I met up with this beautiful blonde, buying her drinks while lying to her about owning a Bitcoin mining farm. At closing, she opted to leave with one of the locals.


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: KonstantinosM on August 10, 2014, 01:49:52 AM
I ate about 1 pound of watermelon (450 grams), one night. It's delicious, sweet and crunchy, it was some seedless watermelon I picked up from a local supermarket. It was cut up in little pieces in a plastic box

The next day my penis was much harder. I may just start calling watermelon the viagra fruit. Has anyone else noticed that effect?

http://abagond.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/scrub_me_mama_watermelon.jpg?w=400&h=306
"Dude, that truism was meant to be kept as a secret, now watch watermelon prices skyrocket."

I blew it. I really did.

Watermelon prices up 99999%


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: bitgeek on August 10, 2014, 02:00:07 AM
I ate about 1 pound of watermelon (450 grams), one night. It's delicious, sweet and crunchy, it was some seedless watermelon I picked up from a local supermarket. It was cut up in little pieces in a plastic box

The next day my penis was much harder. I may just start calling watermelon the viagra fruit. Has anyone else noticed that effect?
I like watermelons. They contain a lot of water so maybe you just wanted to pee and had morning wood.  :D


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: Watoshi-Dimobuto on August 10, 2014, 03:08:02 AM
Thanks for tip dude I will try watermelon.  :)


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: lemfuture on August 10, 2014, 03:09:50 AM
too bad i don't like the taste nor have a gf  ::)


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: Gleb Gamow on August 10, 2014, 03:45:50 AM
I seriously doubt there is a connection.

You missed my post.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/04/23/foods-that-will-boost-sex-drive_n_5196668.html

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Did you know that watermelon contains Viagra-like a nutrient called citrulline? Or that the smell of an almond is enough to turn a woman on?

Adding the following:

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Some studies suggest people have more sex on the brain in summertime and we wonder if this warm-weather favorite fruit might have something to do with it. Researchers at Texas A&M University found a nutrient contained in watermelons, citrulline, can have a Viagra-like effect on the body. Citrulline is converted into arginine in the body. “Arginine boosts nitric oxide, which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effect that Viagra has, to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even prevent it," Dr. Bhimu Patil said in a release.


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: fonenumba on August 10, 2014, 03:56:24 AM
too bad i don't like the taste nor have a gf  ::)
Watermelons are very good and they are good for you.


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: Gleb Gamow on August 10, 2014, 03:59:29 AM
too bad i don't like the taste nor have a gf  ::)
Watermelons are very good and they are good for you.

So is eating pussy. In fact, I once heard a rumor where this dude's dick got hard while doing such. Sadly, Huffington Post didn't carry the story, but perhaps Newsweek did.


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: Nathonas on August 10, 2014, 04:22:23 AM
On the off-chance you are actually being serious...consuming tons of sugar tends to have that effect, at least for me. I certainly notice that if I eat a lot of fruit, it shows up in my nether regions  ;)


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: dicemant on August 10, 2014, 06:40:28 AM
too bad i don't like the taste nor have a gf  ::)
Watermelons are very good and they are good for you.

So is eating pussy. In fact, I once heard a rumor where this dude's dick got hard while doing such. Sadly, Huffington Post didn't carry the story, but perhaps Newsweek did.

No shit I believe you


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: BitCoinNutJob on August 10, 2014, 10:16:36 AM

If you are ever going anywhere for a long time and cant work out what food and drink to take just take a watermelon.


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: amit123 on August 10, 2014, 10:42:59 AM

If you are ever going anywhere for a long time and cant work out what food and drink to take just take a watermelon.
It can be used for much more than just drink and food if you are going alone anywhere without a sex partner, but  it's gonna be a lil hard to drink or eat it after that.


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: Justin00 on August 10, 2014, 12:03:20 PM
Or easier to eat or drink, depending on personal preferences.


If you are ever going anywhere for a long time and cant work out what food and drink to take just take a watermelon.
It can be used for much more than just drink and food if you are going alone anywhere without a sex partner, but  it's gonna be a lil hard to drink or eat it after that.


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: KonstantinosM on August 10, 2014, 01:32:34 PM
I seriously doubt there is a connection.

You missed my post.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/04/23/foods-that-will-boost-sex-drive_n_5196668.html

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Did you know that watermelon contains Viagra-like a nutrient called citrulline? Or that the smell of an almond is enough to turn a woman on?

Adding the following:

Quote
Some studies suggest people have more sex on the brain in summertime and we wonder if this warm-weather favorite fruit might have something to do with it. Researchers at Texas A&M University found a nutrient contained in watermelons, citrulline, can have a Viagra-like effect on the body. Citrulline is converted into arginine in the body. “Arginine boosts nitric oxide, which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effect that Viagra has, to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even prevent it," Dr. Bhimu Patil said in a release.

This effect is what I noticed. I have never taken a viagra pill in my life but the effect was so similar that I immediately made that connection independently. This will be something I'll keep in mind from now on.


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: BitCoinNutJob on August 10, 2014, 01:47:29 PM

If you are ever going anywhere for a long time and cant work out what food and drink to take just take a watermelon.
It can be used for much more than just drink and food if you are going alone anywhere without a sex partner, but  it's gonna be a lil hard to drink or eat it after that.

Never go anywhere without a sex partner you never know when you might need sex.


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: furlong on August 10, 2014, 01:58:19 PM
very nice, what about injecting watermelon juice in your penis?


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: Gleb Gamow on August 10, 2014, 03:47:35 PM
very nice, what about injecting watermelon juice in your penis?

Fuck me royal! Now you tell me after I got my dick stuck in a watermelon for 3 hours and 14 minutes. I guess what goes around, comes around, for I think I got the watermelon pregnant and now have to marry it.


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: 247crypto on August 10, 2014, 04:59:16 PM
The next day my penis was much harder.

Have You tested Metaxa?


Title: Re: Something I noticed about watermelon
Post by: iluvbitcoins on August 10, 2014, 09:29:03 PM
very nice, what about injecting watermelon juice in your penis?

Fuck me royal! Now you tell me after I got my dick stuck in a watermelon for 3 hours and 14 minutes. I guess what goes around, comes around, for I think I got the watermelon pregnant and now have to marry it.

chop her up in little pieces and eat her

no one will ever know