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Title: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: Jon on March 31, 2012, 02:35:35 AM
I get paid $70 a day to ride a waxing machine around the store in addition to sweeping floors. Yawn. Combining this funding with my Bitcoinica speculation -- life is looking far too easy.

Anyways, yeah, that's the final nail in the coffin of "Atlas has no life experience" and "is a lazy, spoiled brat".

I still have yet to gain full understanding of the unemployed when there are mentally disabled people here running the photo lab.



Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: rjk on March 31, 2012, 02:37:25 AM
I get paid $70 a day to ride a waxing machine around the store in addition to sweeping floors. Yawn. Combining this funding with my Bitcoinica speculation -- life is looking far too easy.

Anyways, yeah, that's the final nail in the coffin of "Atlas has no life experience" and "is a lazy, spoiled brat".

I still have yet to gain full understanding of the unemployed when there are mentally disabled people here running the photo lab.


All I have to say is...

Print this out and put it in a safe. Come back in 5 years, and see what you think of it. Rinse and repeat in 10 years.

That is all.


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: Jon on March 31, 2012, 02:39:55 AM
I get paid $70 a day to ride a waxing machine around the store in addition to sweeping floors. Yawn. Combining this funding with my Bitcoinica speculation -- life is looking far too easy.

Anyways, yeah, that's the final nail in the coffin of "Atlas has no life experience" and "is a lazy, spoiled brat".

I still have yet to gain full understanding of the unemployed when there are mentally disabled people here running the photo lab.




All I have to say is...

Print this out and put it in a safe. Come back in 5 years, and see what you think of it. Rinse and repeat in 10 years.

That is all.

You expect me to have children. Too late, a vasectomy is on its way.  I will not compromise on financial sustainability a.k.a relying on long-term savings in hard assets and not on a fiat-based, corruptible retirement plan.

Life is easy if you're not a willfully ignorant, wasteful consumerist.

Also, no children.


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: John (John K.) on March 31, 2012, 02:51:37 AM
I get paid $70 a day to ride a waxing machine around the store in addition to sweeping floors. Yawn. Combining this funding with my Bitcoinica speculation -- life is looking far too easy.

Anyways, yeah, that's the final nail in the coffin of "Atlas has no life experience" and "is a lazy, spoiled brat".

I still have yet to gain full understanding of the unemployed when there are mentally disabled people here running the photo lab.




All I have to say is...

Print this out and put it in a safe. Come back in 5 years, and see what you think of it. Rinse and repeat in 10 years.

That is all.

You expect me to have children. Too late, a vasectomy is on its way.  I will not compromise on financial sustainability a.k.a relying on long-term savings in hard assets and not on a fiat-based, corruptible retirement plan.

Life is easy if you're not a willfully ignorant, wasteful consumerist.

Also, no children.
Just grab a condom  :P


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: rjk on March 31, 2012, 03:02:59 AM
I get paid $70 a day to ride a waxing machine around the store in addition to sweeping floors. Yawn. Combining this funding with my Bitcoinica speculation -- life is looking far too easy.

Anyways, yeah, that's the final nail in the coffin of "Atlas has no life experience" and "is a lazy, spoiled brat".

I still have yet to gain full understanding of the unemployed when there are mentally disabled people here running the photo lab.




All I have to say is...

Print this out and put it in a safe. Come back in 5 years, and see what you think of it. Rinse and repeat in 10 years.

That is all.

You expect me to have children. Too late, a vasectomy is on its way.  I will not compromise on financial sustainability a.k.a relying on long-term savings in hard assets and not on a fiat-based, corruptible retirement plan.

Life is easy if you're not a willfully ignorant, wasteful consumerist.

Also, no children.
I mentioned nothing whatsoever about children. I don't know where you pulled that from, your ass maybe?


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: teflone on March 31, 2012, 03:32:48 AM
Thats Atlas!

Giving numerous opinions on how to live that no one asked for or wants...


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: N12 on March 31, 2012, 12:19:23 PM
I get paid $70 a day to ride a waxing machine around the store in addition to sweeping floors. Yawn. Combining this funding with my Bitcoinica speculation -- life is looking far too easy.
Because your parents still pay for your rent and most expenses?

How about you answer, Atlas? I would still say "Atlas has no life experience" and "is a lazy, spoiled brat" if that is the case.


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: check_status on April 02, 2012, 06:44:05 PM
Why Wally World? Aren't you afraid of the ties to the US Government like Janet Napolitano's "See something , say something."? Their face scanning roll out? Their purchase of $1million death insurance on you when hired that compensates Wally World and not your family? Their commitment to pay you minimum wage?
Get a job as a helper or laborer for electricians, masons, plumbers, welders. The pay may be slightly better but there is room for improvement.
Move to North Dakota and join the fracking boom making $50k a year.  :o  If you aim low, $15/hr to work at a taco stand.  ;)


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on April 02, 2012, 08:58:29 PM
Atlas makes it way too easy for people to fuck with him. This is sure to be entertaining.


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: N12 on April 02, 2012, 10:14:44 PM
Atlas makes it way too easy for people to fuck with him. This is sure to be entertaining.
He still has not answered my question.

I will take that as a YES.

Yes, Atlas has no life experience.

Yes, Atlas is a lazy, spoiled brat.

Yes, Atlas is not likely someone I would even consider human.


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: max in montreal on April 02, 2012, 11:47:14 PM
too bad his parents did not use a condom... :-\


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: vite on April 04, 2012, 02:06:59 PM
if you had a nice paying job, why work when your unemployment benefits earnings will be higher than a wally world salary and you just have to play the game for 99 weeks.


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: payb.tc on April 04, 2012, 02:13:36 PM
I get paid $70 a day to ride a waxing machine around the store in addition to sweeping floors. Yawn. Combining this funding with my Bitcoinica speculation -- life is looking far too easy.

congrats atlas! any chance you can rig that waxing machine to mine litecoins while you're riding it?


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: realnowhereman on April 04, 2012, 02:37:11 PM
I still have yet to gain full understanding of the unemployed when there are mentally disabled people here running the photo lab.

You didn't say you were running the photo lab as well.

(sorry, low blow, couldn't resist)


Title: Re: So, I now work at Wally World.
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on April 04, 2012, 02:49:22 PM
I still have yet to gain full understanding of the unemployed when there are mentally disabled people here running the photo lab.

You didn't say you were running the photo lab as well.

(sorry, low blow, couldn't resist)

Nice.