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for the sake of god... I made so many posts. member for a whole juts be I need some bitcoins and make some friends....yet I stoll cant post nothing life is not fear

Anyone translate this?

Perhaps some posts written in English would help?

"For God's sake, I've made so many posts. The whole reason I became a member was just because I need some bitcoins and to make some friends. Yet I still can't post anything. Life is not fair."

FTFY

I like my translation better, if only because of all the effort I put into literally translating the phrase "member for a whole juts be". I'm still not entirely certain I have the exact meaning (not that it really matters).

Sorry, you're quite right. This:

I love God. I made so many posts for Him. I signed up because I needed Bitcoins and friends. But I can't stop posting because I fear for my life.

awesome translation! I especially like the trouble you went to include the non sequiturs.

You would've been whitelisted a long time ago if all your posts didn't look like this. I've whitelisted several people in the past few days and intentionally skipped you because of that.

Also

Drunk posting isn't cool, just annoying.

God and friends, fear your life, as mine is unfair and nothingness. I am drunk, causing me to write insubstantial posts. Soon, I will shock you by writing posts which if manifested, would be a frightful hobgoblin stalking Europe. For friends and Bitcoin!

For god's sake! I've had so many erections. My whole member juts with the need for bitcoins and friends. Yet I can't find anyone to have sex with! I don't use condoms.

the "life is not fear" part is what make me laugh more...

I would like to formally inquire as to the status of my whitelist. I too am interested in receiving this high honor in the community and feel that it is owed to me due to my contributions to the community and this forum, productively and monetarily. I have posted over 4000 messages on this bulletin board system and although I met the required posting count deemed necessary by the sysop and am no longer constrained to the area of beginners, my status is not that of the distinguished "whitelist" elite. I do not understand this and I hereby formally request, hai guyz when can i haz whitelist?

So simplelove is your trolling account?  ;D

I can relate. :D

OMG I just posted like 30 one line posts!  All I want to do is hurry up and get to the lending section so I can try and scam some Bitcoins.

If it's possible to postpone it even after he reaches the requirements, that's be great. Even I make more sense than OP.

I can vouch for this. Made some of my posts while deprived of sleep and accidentally listed my best buy card for 16 times its value. Technically not drunk posting, but it was enough sleep-deprivation for me to technically be high, so...yeah.

tl;dr version: I agree from firsthand experience.

I am working my way out of newbie jail!!

hahaha "life is not fear" ?

This is all in fun, simplelove, so don't be offended but ..... hey guys, here's another simplelove gem!

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=77490.msg861347#msg861347


I thought it was a poem at first. Now I'm not sure.

Make that botcin your bitch!

hahaha

"botcin  bitch"

best post i read till now in this forum XD

Let me get this straight. A bear driving a car with two human passengers in the back seat, was given the authority to whitelist newbies.

Also, heads up, newbies. Sometimes this bear bears down and deletes post, therefore it's always best to remember your post count when you leave this forum, for somethings when you return, you'll see a lesser post count. Don't believe me. Just watch this sick bear delete this post. But, to be on the safe side, I'll add an image of a bear to this post, for BadBear likes bear images.

http://www.juliapetrova.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/funny-pictures-bear-and-human-fish.jpg

Hi,

I am a newbie too. And this is my first post.

Building a good reputation takes a long time. Ruining ones reputation only takes a second.

i'm guessing he just google translated back and forth in several different languages that this is what came out.