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Title: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: sgk on October 06, 2014, 10:59:02 AM What kind of in-cell entertainment you'll choose?
Remember.. you have to spend your entire year with your choice of entertainment but you have to pick ONE ONLY. And you can't change it afterwards. For example someone will chose a set of 10 movie DVDs of his choice and will watch them over and over. What's yours? Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Bitzkrieg on October 06, 2014, 12:25:40 PM Television of course. :)
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: CyberSuzy on October 06, 2014, 12:34:48 PM internet of course. with computer.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: h4xx0r on October 06, 2014, 12:36:54 PM a computer with ubuntu and the internet. I would just code the whole time i was locked up
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: sgk on October 06, 2014, 01:21:47 PM Seriously... I was thinking of an exotic hooker! But someone said INTERNET !! So here I am, confused. I think I'll go with internet :D
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Lethn on October 06, 2014, 01:27:40 PM If I had a woman in there to be honest I could live without internet for a year lol! :P
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: hopenotlate on October 06, 2014, 01:35:28 PM Are you going to be imprisoned? ;D
I will be unsure to chose between a PC with an internet connection and some equipments to make jim exercise to reduce nervous tension Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: h4xx0r on October 06, 2014, 01:41:44 PM If I had a woman in there to be honest I could live without internet for a year lol! :P true datTitle: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Lethn on October 06, 2014, 01:46:43 PM If I had a woman in there to be honest I could live without internet for a year lol! :P true datBow chica wow wow :P Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: cryptomad on October 06, 2014, 02:18:59 PM I guess a Computer with internet would do me just fine :D
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: alistar on October 06, 2014, 04:03:22 PM I`d pick internet over grill. :) That means I can fap to porn and other things to do.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: sgk on October 06, 2014, 04:29:46 PM Given the openions expressed here, it looks like a tough competition between INTERNET and HOOKERS ! :D
Poll has been added, guys! Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: shawshankinmate37927 on October 06, 2014, 04:36:11 PM Internet access. There's plenty of audio and video here on the internet to keep me entertained.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Balthazar on October 06, 2014, 04:38:29 PM Hooker is too strong word. I would prefer lovely girls.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: sgk on October 06, 2014, 05:34:33 PM Hooker is too strong word. I would prefer lovely girls. Aye, Aye, Captain! 'Hooker' changed to 'Girlfriend' :D Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: vm1990 on October 06, 2014, 11:06:34 PM internet by along way. you can earn money and do what you want what they gona do lock you up for downloading pirated movies? got porn on there and most important of all yourve got access to bitcointalk to tell us all how your enjoying your holiday and about your new friend BuBa who you met in the showers
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: malaimult on October 06, 2014, 11:08:06 PM internet hands down if only for 1 year
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: hedgy73 on October 06, 2014, 11:28:22 PM Internet 100%. I'd pay good money to get away from my missus for a whole year.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: crazy-pilot on October 06, 2014, 11:38:20 PM Movies - You can watch it if you have internet.
Gym Equipment - I can do push up and sit up and many other work out with out gym equipment. GirlFriend - You can contact her anytime and have a video chat if you have internet. I have a hard time choosing between my girlfriend and internet but I guess internet wins. I will work hard online and I will come out as millionaire. I'm sure there would be lady guards and most jail allow visits. :) Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: vm1990 on October 06, 2014, 11:38:38 PM Internet 100%. I'd pay good money to get away from my missus for a whole year. tell her that im sure she wont mind a good holiday XD Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: hedgy73 on October 06, 2014, 11:42:18 PM Internet 100%. I'd pay good money to get away from my missus for a whole year. tell her that im sure she wont mind a good holiday XD We've been together 9 years, Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: QuantumLeap on October 06, 2014, 11:46:46 PM I would choose internet over other things any day.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Balthazar on October 06, 2014, 11:58:07 PM Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: hedgy73 on October 07, 2014, 12:05:37 AM ;D
If I could have a second choice after internet it would be girlfriend. I'm sure my missus wouldn't mind, its lonely in prison. Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: iram66680 on October 07, 2014, 12:08:40 AM If you have money you can have all this things in my country while in jail.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: vm1990 on October 07, 2014, 12:43:29 AM ;D If I could have a second choice after internet it would be girlfriend. I'm sure my missus wouldn't mind, its lonely in prison. you made your choice so your stuck with your wife.. Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Gyfts on October 07, 2014, 12:44:37 AM lol the Internet with some miners. So I can mine some Altcoins and get myself a good lawyer to the the hell outta there.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: hamza171 on October 07, 2014, 01:12:26 AM Internet all day.
A girl would be good at first then she would start nagging or you would start fighting and then it would jsut get shitty. Computers and the internet open up so much more. I will just fap and enjoy my year of ass sitting entertainment Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: b!z on October 07, 2014, 02:15:53 AM Internet all day. A girl would be good at first then she would start nagging or you would start fighting and then it would jsut get shitty. Computers and the internet open up so much more. I will just fap and enjoy my year of ass sitting entertainment Interesting point of view. I value real social interaction more. Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: hamza171 on October 07, 2014, 02:19:44 AM Internet all day. A girl would be good at first then she would start nagging or you would start fighting and then it would jsut get shitty. Computers and the internet open up so much more. I will just fap and enjoy my year of ass sitting entertainment Interesting point of view. I value real social interaction more. I imagine there is plenty of social interaction in jail, non homo kind that is. Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: MemCiD on October 07, 2014, 02:20:44 AM Why don't they provide prisoners with internet? That would be cool.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: ChiliPowder on October 07, 2014, 02:26:24 AM Why don't they provide prisoners with internet? That would be cool. Probably cause its about locking people up as cheap as they can. Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: JeffDeChesare on October 07, 2014, 02:46:29 AM most definitely internet i think. you can get bored with all others in time.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Vod on October 07, 2014, 02:58:44 AM Internet 100%. I'd pay good money to get away from my missus for a whole year. Send 10btc to the address in my signature and I'll frame you for shoplifting. Where abouts do you live? Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Dabs on October 07, 2014, 03:47:31 AM I'm guessing internet and any form of communication without watching you is out of the question. It is safe to assume you won't get any computer in there.
So, we are left with hookers / girlfriend. Just be sure they are obedient and loyal and submissive and are comfortable (she gets proper diet, etc.) And I'd also take a heavy duty power rack, an olympic or powerlifting bar, and maybe a ton or two of weight plates, from 5 pounds to 45. (or kilos, if in a metric country). Come out buff and superman after a year. Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: (oYo) on October 07, 2014, 03:48:58 AM Hooker is too strong word. I would prefer lovely girls. Aye, Aye, Captain! 'Hooker' changed to 'Girlfriend' :D I wouldn't want the same girl twice. A different girl each day would be nice. ;) Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Gronthaing on October 07, 2014, 05:36:17 AM I'm guessing internet and any form of communication without watching you is out of the question. It is safe to assume you won't get any computer in there. Depends on where you would serve time. If you're in Norway, you can complain about only having a PS2 and not having a PS3, or whatever it was. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Behring_Breivik Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: vm1990 on October 07, 2014, 10:48:13 AM Internet 100%. I'd pay good money to get away from my missus for a whole year. Send 10btc to the address in my signature and I'll frame you for shoplifting. Where abouts do you live? knowing his luck hed get house arrest XD Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: jontrue on October 07, 2014, 08:57:12 PM Internet of course with computer
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: steve98210 on October 07, 2014, 08:59:56 PM Nerds are choosing internet over their girlfriends. :)
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: tibor on October 08, 2014, 12:55:13 AM I will choose my girlfriend if there is no other prisoners in our cell.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Dabs on October 08, 2014, 02:38:48 AM No one is getting internet access in jail.
Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: crazy-pilot on October 08, 2014, 03:05:13 AM No one is getting internet access in jail. There is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_in_prisons. Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Dabs on October 08, 2014, 03:24:14 AM Well, you get open, clear, unencrypted internet access.. But probably no torrents, no PGP, probably no bitcoins (and you wouldn't want to, someone will steal your coins).
Quote However much like the use of mobile phones in prison, internet access without supervision, via a smartphone, is banned for all inmates. Quote In Canada, inmates are not allowed internet access. In the Philippines, prisoners are allowed to surf the Internet while closely supervised. In the United States, the Federal Bureau of Prisons, an agency of the U.S. Department of Justice, has put into place the Trust Fund Limited Inmate Computer System (TRULINCS) on February 19, 2009. This allows inmates access to electronic messaging through e-mails. The message must be text only, and must be conducted in a secure manner between inmate and the public. Messages are subject to monitoring. Now, for education purposes, for legal viewing of shows or movies, fast internet would be nice. But don't expect any kind of privacy. I would read up and soak news, current events, read some forums (but probably can't post, just lurk.) Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: sgk on October 08, 2014, 04:11:24 AM No one is getting internet access in jail. No one is getting a hooker or girlfriend as well.. :D This is just for fun. If you'd like to think of something funny or out of the box, this is all about it! Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: crazy-pilot on October 08, 2014, 04:19:18 AM Well, you get open, clear, unencrypted internet access.. But probably no torrents, no PGP, probably no bitcoins (and you wouldn't want to, someone will steal your coins). Quote However much like the use of mobile phones in prison, internet access without supervision, via a smartphone, is banned for all inmates. Quote In Canada, inmates are not allowed internet access. In the Philippines, prisoners are allowed to surf the Internet while closely supervised. In the United States, the Federal Bureau of Prisons, an agency of the U.S. Department of Justice, has put into place the Trust Fund Limited Inmate Computer System (TRULINCS) on February 19, 2009. This allows inmates access to electronic messaging through e-mails. The message must be text only, and must be conducted in a secure manner between inmate and the public. Messages are subject to monitoring. Now, for education purposes, for legal viewing of shows or movies, fast internet would be nice. But don't expect any kind of privacy. I would read up and soak news, current events, read some forums (but probably can't post, just lurk.) I'm surprise Phillippines has internet while in Canada and United States are not allowed. Philippines is one of the most corrupt country in the world. I think if you give money to those supervising you they would not mind if you watch porn or watch movies. I'm sure they will allow you to use tor and bitcoin most guards is not IT professionals and would not undestand what you are doing. Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: crazy-pilot on October 08, 2014, 04:31:01 AM No one is getting internet access in jail. No one is getting a hooker or girlfriend as well.. :D This is just for fun. If you'd like to think of something funny or out of the box, this is all about it! There is, It is called conjugal visit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjugal_visit Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: sgk on October 08, 2014, 04:50:45 AM No one is getting internet access in jail. No one is getting a hooker or girlfriend as well.. :D This is just for fun. If you'd like to think of something funny or out of the box, this is all about it! There is, It is called conjugal visit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjugal_visit LOL, I didn't know that. Perhaps some countries allow it and some don't. BTW, I searched google for it and here's what I found: https://i.imgur.com/Lz6x4Ml.jpg Title: Re: You're in Prison for 1 Year with Your Choice of In-Cell Entertainment Post by: Dabs on October 08, 2014, 04:57:54 AM I'm surprise Phillippines has internet while in Canada and United States are not allowed. Philippines is one of the most corrupt country in the world. I think if you give money to those supervising you they would not mind if you watch porn or watch movies. I'm sure they will allow you to use tor and bitcoin most guards is not IT professionals and would not undestand what you are doing. Inmates get to leave and enter their prison cells. You've read the news huh. High profile inmates (like former politicians) have their own houses; complete with swimming pools, private gym, and police supplied security. They're just not allowed to leave the country. Actually, they're not allowed to move around, but they do. They just go back. (So as to serve their time.) Internet and porn are small details that get looked over. |
