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Title: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: yasiel.puig on October 15, 2014, 01:27:57 PM
..but I need some ideas as to the founding fairytale.

Of course, I will need your bitcoin to make my dream a reality (1MHyxEdGTRVLuXDTirRJqXwmsZrndVEBdb).

No gift is too big.

Let's get this shit popping.


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: ARadzi on October 15, 2014, 02:39:16 PM
better post your ideologies first to encourage somebody.


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: vm1990 on October 15, 2014, 02:41:24 PM
wells step one satoshi has to be the GOD :D


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: gordoh on October 15, 2014, 02:41:58 PM
That's a cool idea. You could be the king of your religion. Like a prophet :)

Although, there is no point in contributing towards something that is clearly made up hahaha!


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: Lauda on October 15, 2014, 02:44:06 PM
This seems to me like a bad attempt at begging.
Exactly why would you do this? I would suggest quoting the idiocy in the Bible as your counterargument to the stupidity of their religion.


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: the_K_man on October 15, 2014, 02:45:03 PM
Going to be kinda pointless... Rather ignore this ridiculous idea


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: ARadzi on October 15, 2014, 10:27:55 PM
wells step one satoshi has to be the GOD :D


and its followers shall be called "satoshian"


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: mrdeposit on October 15, 2014, 10:32:18 PM
Going to be kinda pointless... Rather ignore this ridiculous idea

Each religion had to start somewhere. Look on the bright side, there's always someone dumb enough to believe. Just look at how many religions are out there and how many "believers" they have. It all starts with someone wanting to start it.


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: vm1990 on October 15, 2014, 10:50:21 PM
wells step one satoshi has to be the GOD :D


and its followers shall be called "satoshian"

i was thinking more bitcoinians :D


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: Vod on October 15, 2014, 11:03:32 PM
..but I need some ideas as to the founding fairytale.

Of course, I will need your bitcoin to make my dream a reality (1MHyxEdGTRVLuXDTirRJqXwmsZrndVEBdb).

No gift is too big.

Let's get this shit popping.

Hmmm, I would suggest you don't do this.

Create another religion, and all "believers" become "non-believers" until they follow your religion as well.

It better have some kick ass commandments!  :)


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: (oYo) on October 15, 2014, 11:42:31 PM
I found your religion/cult.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=824746.0
You're welcome.  8)
I want 10%.  :D


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: CyberSuzy on October 17, 2014, 09:27:27 PM
All you need is to find your God. The rest will come easy then.


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: deephouse on October 17, 2014, 10:13:16 PM
I though religion is supposed to be not about money and other wealth (BTC). Why don't you start with your ideology and principles first.


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: mrdeposit on October 20, 2014, 05:41:13 PM
I though religion is supposed to be not about money and other wealth (BTC). Why don't you start with your ideology and principles first.

Name one religion that isn't wealthy.


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: BADecker on October 20, 2014, 09:37:56 PM

No gift is too big.


Would you accept a billion bitcoin gift? :)


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: BADecker on October 20, 2014, 09:39:32 PM
Going to be kinda pointless... Rather ignore this ridiculous idea

Each religion had to start somewhere. Look on the bright side, there's always someone dumb enough to believe. Just look at how many religions are out there and how many "believers" they have. It all starts with someone wanting to start it.

Yeah. Especially the religion of atheism, which doesn't even have a readily recognizable god.

:)


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: mrdeposit on October 20, 2014, 11:55:18 PM
Going to be kinda pointless... Rather ignore this ridiculous idea

Each religion had to start somewhere. Look on the bright side, there's always someone dumb enough to believe. Just look at how many religions are out there and how many "believers" they have. It all starts with someone wanting to start it.

Yeah. Especially the religion of atheism, which doesn't even have a readily recognizable god.

:)

Isn't a religion, not sure if you're trolling or just slow...


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: sickhouse on October 21, 2014, 12:15:28 AM
Start a religion that believes we are created by aliens a few million years ahead of us and I may donate! But looking like a beggar thread to me this :(


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: sickhouse on October 21, 2014, 12:16:46 AM
I though religion is supposed to be not about money and other wealth (BTC). Why don't you start with your ideology and principles first.

Name one religion that isn't wealthy.
Buddhism?


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: ARadzi on October 21, 2014, 12:17:55 AM
wells step one satoshi has to be the GOD :D


and its followers shall be called "satoshian"

i was thinking more bitcoinians :D

That would be good too. But why not have other gods just like Olympians?
Find some good faucett and that would be God of Blessings.
Suggest a good wallet and that would be The Keepper.
Find some nice gambling site and that would be God of Destruction
And so on.


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: mrdeposit on October 21, 2014, 01:48:20 AM
I though religion is supposed to be not about money and other wealth (BTC). Why don't you start with your ideology and principles first.

Name one religion that isn't wealthy.
Buddhism?

Nice try but everything is made of gold. Which makes them wealthy.


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: gordoh on October 21, 2014, 08:34:57 AM
Start a religion that believes we are created by aliens a few million years ahead of us and I may donate! But looking like a beggar thread to me this :(

David Icki spoke of this sort of thing. Very interesting theory. I have to say it seems more plausible to me than Christianity.


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: jimmy01 on October 21, 2014, 08:59:04 AM
Begging of bitcoin huh  ;D Religion don't need btc


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: Gleb Gamow on October 21, 2014, 09:13:14 AM
How 'bout a little contest? I'll grant you the lead since you started first, but I'm willing to bet that I could get a following larger than yours in a shorter period of time for a new religion. Deal?


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: Gleb Gamow on October 21, 2014, 10:02:43 AM
You're damn lucky you didn't take me up on this bet: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=830095.0 My religion is goin' blow your religion outta the water. BTW, you're welcome to attend.  :-*


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: sickhouse on October 21, 2014, 03:30:05 PM
I though religion is supposed to be not about money and other wealth (BTC). Why don't you start with your ideology and principles first.

Name one religion that isn't wealthy.
Buddhism?

Nice try but everything is made of gold. Which makes them wealthy.
Lol, yeah every Buddhist has a Buddah made of gold. This is what your goverment wants you to think, they atren't covered in gold... Where would they get the money from? Sure there may be a FEW gold covered Buddhas (most of them or painted on), but that's nowhere near the worth of the rest of the religions. If you count the worth of that in comparison to how many practices that religion and then comapre it to the rest you'll see that it doesn't add upp to wealthy. Money, gold has no meaning to a buddhist so why would they bother?


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: Gleb Gamow on October 21, 2014, 09:51:54 PM
Wait till you get a load of our first member: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=830095.0


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: 1echo on October 22, 2014, 03:36:16 AM
BTC religion FTW!


Title: Re: I'm thinking of starting my own religion...
Post by: Gleb Gamow on October 22, 2014, 04:30:40 AM
BTC religion FTW!

This religion is so lame, I had to go start my own, and already have one interested person from Phoenix ready and willing to "exercise" at our inaugural Full Moon Mętup.

http://s1.postimg.org/jkpevl2un/Nedia.jpg
Męt Nedia.

My The 69th BareBonians has everything this one lacks, including nudity, live masturbation for one straight hour prior to sundown, ass kissing (literally), dancing, and adult beverages: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=830095.0

Fuck me! I just realized I left off one important ingredient - food. So, back to the thread I go to include the cuisine - BBQ.